Vampire Umpire

by Ross Macpherson

Vampire Umpire is a novel about a vampire who wishes to become an umpire, and the friendship he forms with a new and gifted tennis player he meets when he joins the tour. For a vampire to umpire, he must face seemingly insurmountable challenges to achieve his dream, and what finer, truer metaphor could there possibly be for the human condition? Filled with adventure, excitement, romance, humour and horror, this excellent book will no doubt delight some of the people who read it. Since I am the only person who has read it though, here is a pull quote from Anthony Burgess about "Everybody knows now that [it] is the greatest novel of the twentieth century” Again, that quote is about Ulysses, not Vampire Umpire. But only because Vampire Umpire is the greatest novel of the twenty first century.

389 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 24, 2017

Reviews

[Chris Everson · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is a really awful book. The worst I have ever read. Avoid.