Spoilt brat has mental breakdown and tells (nearly) all to an Aussie journo.
3 stars.
So Jodhi Meares was Jodie but changed her name due to numerology. That was interesting.
So the tell all is most things except Miranda Kerr (like Jodhi, Miranda is also from Gunnedah) which James refuses to talk about because she was friends with Jodhi before and I guess Jodhi was either hurt or furious about it.
Jamie/James seemed to enter relationships based on transactions and what he can get. At least he acknowledges that he inherited his $3 billion, but people keep treating him like he's some special genius. But James have never built a business from scratch, maybe that's the key to his angst. He had nervous breakdowns about losing the inherited wealth.
Perhaps he should have just parked the money in various low-cost index funds and would have made much more with less stress. So many investments failed, it's uncanny. The few that worked were big wins that covered up the losses, like monopolies with CarSales.com.au etc.
The author doesn't seem to quite grasp that.
The endless brown-nosing and fawning got a bit nauseating at times. People are happy to blow smoke up Jamie's ass because he's rich and they can make money out of him. UBS and Goldman Sachs made so much money on fees it's almost hilarious.
I couldn't help but think how so much money was wasted on private jets (which are well over $2,000 an hour to run and many flights are over 10 to 15 hours [I don't know the flight time/range of the Global Express, maybe it's 12 hours, so a stop over and refuel, which racks up landing fees) at the time he's worried about losing the fortune and thinking he couldn't afford other things. The rent in Beverly Hills of $100k a month too! Just insane. Living in that celebrity hotel too before that, Beverly Hills Hotel rings a bell, I forget).
Packer hates it that he didn't have any cash to invest in Zillow. I just find that odd.
Interestingly he got advice/hot tips but didn't act on them (which is understandable given the first thing experienced investors/traders will tell newbies is ignore hot tips) but you got to put it in context of junk-bond genius and fraudster Milliken telling Packer not to buy any U.S. casinos! Sure enough Milliken was right. I can't remember if his first name is Harry or Henry. Meh.
Now the other tip was from David Geffen, the Hollywood powerbroker and music agent [book:The Operator: David Geffen Builds, Buys, and Sells the New Hollywood|689940] told James Packer about Amazon and Jeff Bezos. Well you know the story.
If only Packer had some shares in Amazon. He wouldn't be such a big crybaby. Suck it up mate.
Interestingly some of Geffen's best investment have been in art - paintings etc. In a museum Packer saw some incense burning on a wall with stainless steel letters, an O, a W and an N, for OWN. Now Packer was moved by it and thought of how it's just like the Crown (casino and 'resorts', huh yeah right, it's a bloody Chinese money laundering racket!) logo. He thought of how Crown owns him, he has the CR but it's missing from the OWN artwork. Or something like that. It hit him hard and he had to get outside and lie down. The book has photos of the art and the 'lying down' thing. Packer's mother is in to art, so it makes you wonder if he's such a genius why doesn't he get in to art and investing in it? I mean, someone bought Da Vinci's last Jesus painting, the Salvador Mundi or whatever it's called (last saviour? I bet Manny knows!) for $1000 and sold it for tens of millions to some Russian which was then auctioned to Saudi aRapia's I mean Arabia's MBS The Hacksaw Murderer of Khashoggi for $450mn! (Which was 'donated to UAE but is now missing'. Nothing sketchy there folks!)
I mean you could buy a few superyachts with that. Oracle's Larry Ellison sold his massive boat to David Geffen. Fun facts. Packer holidayed in the Mediterranean and Israel, parking his big boat near Geffen's even bigger one.
Anyhow probably skip this unless you're really interested in the subject. If you like Jame's father Kerry and want to hear what other rich and famous people say (in the most effusing and brown-nosing terms) about them, then sure, go ahead and read this. Plus if you don't mind that a business journalist doesn't understand that am is not a correct term for A.M. then sure, go ahead too.
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Keywords: brown-nosing-biography, hagiography, greed, spoilt-heirs, thin-skinned brats, not-so-genius-afterall.
File under: 'I'm rich and famous dammit, where's my privacy?!' folder. Or the 'I'm so smart but I can't hire even one good Public relations officer so I can live in Sydney without feeling sick from the nosey press'. Surely Tom Cruise or Scientology could have helped there right? Or you know, just see a shrink about why you're such a sooky-lala and paranoid about the paparazzi*? Gee, maybe a dose of humility or gratitude is in order?
Note: *not making fun of mental illness, Packer does actually see a shrink in Los Angeles (of all places!) at the prompting of Warren Beatty (has he been caught up in #MeToo as well yet? Funny that, reminds me of how Packer is mates with Ratner and the Warner Bros CEO Kevin (some Japanese surname Tsukiji or whatever) and they have been accused of using sex favours of gullible actress wannabees. Anyhow Packer saw the shrink a few times but then went back to getting blind drunk etc. Ah what a #Privilege.
For those that don't know, Packer is rarely if ever in the press and when he was it's because of his dates and girlfriends/wives. That whole Mariah Carey thing was weird. So hopefully that explains my review and the constant eye-rolling about some rich dude whining about how bad his life is because he's got so much pressure from the press, the public and the shareholders (despite being the majority shareholder and running the company to suit him).
Sympathy and fucks I have for James Packer: none. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Zip.
Harden up buttercup. Not so much to do with the wealth, but the constant 'woe-is-me, poor-me I have such a hard life whilst wiping tears on $5mn silk handkerchief on his $40mn private jet'. Like seriously, fuck me, get some perspective, go talk to a homeless person - which would probably be the croupier in one of your 'VIP' (read smoke filled and health-laws exempt) 'gaming' rooms for Asians.
Yes I probably wasted my time reading this book, but I expected better. The author could have taken 5 minutes and compiled the investing history in a table. And some key dates in a timeline. I lost track of it all and gave up caring about the dates. The author wasn't clear on years. Plus there is no index. Yep, a 400 page biography and no index! Insane right? There are all these other photos but none of the key players. Just smarmy happy snaps. Hell I could have forgiven a Mariah Carey one. In any of the various plunging neck-line pics that were written about. Alas, I carried on, like a hero...it was a sweet, sweet fantasy to finish this book. (Yes I like Mariah and her music, fight me! Come on you Bro, I'll smash you!) LOL. I'll put you in heaven so you can smile down on me. ;-p I'm joking! I'm a lover not a fighter, but I won't mind putting a Bro in a coma...in self-defense of course. I swear your honour, the weighty book was right at hand and I just thwacked him with it and he was out cold, I feel bad that I got all this fake tan and hair gel on the book - it was a library book, I wiped it clean with the Bro's Ed Hardy singlet, it was traumatising - I'll probably need trauma therapy after all this. I'll sue for damages and maybe buy some tough stickers to memorialize the tragic event. [Maybe Mariah in her slinky red dress holding the book, and some dragons and fish and clouds and roses and crosses and anchors and shit just to make it arty. You know...'ma body is ma canvas'. Oh and lots of skulls and scroll work and calligraphy. You know, to remind me life is short or some fluff. Which reminds me of a tatt I saw, it was 'Don't Judge Me' on a stomach. Seriously! Some people. I'm sure it hurt and cost $800 and the calligraphy was so pretty, but girl I'm so judging you anyway. For bad decisions et al.]
Maybe I should downrate it from 3 stars to 2 stars?
P.S.: As Far As I Know, Packer doesn't have any tough stickers, so he's got that going for him I guess.