“Determined Stories of a Youth Football Coaching Legend” is written by Three Year Letterman, a thirty-nine-year old college dropout who lives in a Northeast Georgia. He is the coach of a youth football juggernaut. Unlike many youth coaches, Coach Letterman rejects the notion that the purpose of youth sports is to have fun and instead adopts a win-at-all-costs approach. This sometimes involves him intentionally trying to make players quit, recruiting players that he knows are too old for the league, and “altering” residency papers. Coach Letterman is also very proud of the fact that he “rakes in $29.35 an hour plus bennies and a cell phone” and “lives in an apartment complex with a pool and computer lab.” He lettered for three years in high school football at wide receiver. He still wears his letter jacket to this day and stands in the student section when he watches high school football games. He’s also a rabid University of Georgia football fan who takes takes pride in the fact that he barks at opposing fans. This book includes twenty-eight chapters of Coach Letterman offering youth coaching tips and opining on a variety of topics. Topics include “How to Attend a High School Football Game and Post-Game Field Party in Style,” “Turning the Local School System from Adversary to Co-Conspirator,” and “How to Dominate a Deposition.”
As the parent of a 2 year old son, I've already incorporated so much of Coach's advice from Twitter in raising him. In this book I learned that it is not only acceptable but expected to modify birth certificates in youth football. I intend to modify my son's birth certificate so he can play in the 5/6 yo league this fall. I know Coach would appreciate getting him to "play up a level" and with nearly a decade of playing experience under his belt, my son should be able to get drafted by Coach when he's 9.
Inspirational, ingenious and a third thing. Truly a triumph of modern writing.
Unsatisfied with his domination of Youtube, social media and little league football, Coach has thrown his hat into the ring of literature and has delivered a devastating downfield block to a world commonly dominated by nerds. This display of writesmanship should be framed and put into the Louvre (a museum in Europe). At $0.99, a complete steal. Highly recommended.
I don’t think this book would make much sense to those unfamiliar with Three Year Letterman’s online presence. And I don’t think it quite lives up to how funny his online presence is. But for those of you who already follow this author, this book provides a humorous (laugh-out-loud, even) 88 pages that is worthy of a read.
This is a very funny book written by "Three Year Letterman." My son introduced me to him and I have to admit it was laughing out loud at some of the stuff. What a coach!
Coach imparts valuable life lessons in this gritty, “determined” book. I imagine it was suspenseful, funny, dramatic and full of winning. I wouldn’t know for sure…I can’t read. Anywho, an hour in the weight room is worth more than a lifetime in a library.
As a three year letterman myself, I generally subscribe to Coach’s belief that an hour in the weight room is worth more than a lifetime in the library. But I trust Coach, so I let my wife’s boyfriend read this to me before bed.
As mentioned, I lettered know shit. Football to be specifically (three times and I started on special teams more than 10x). This book has been life changing as I now, finally know how to truly embody what it is to be a champion on and off the field. It feels like I have new life, starting today! I’ve just started saving up for a waterbed and I refuse to cave in and finance one!
Disclaimer: I had to have the book read to me and this review typed out for me. I spent all my schooling time in the weight room per coach's instruction, so I cannot read. (The Big Toe is a moron, so he can't read what I type! Fun!) Coach shares his experience on how to become a world class youth football coach. I would pay attention because he is not some random clown! Coach is famous for paying cash for his water bed! No financing needed! How could you not heed his words of wisdom?
Coach has produced the finest piece of coaching literature since Woody Hayes' "Hotline to Victory." Beautiful in his prose, moving and motivational in his themes.
A few key points of the book that impacted me and caused for much reflection: how to make a kid quit your football team, how to become a theatrical basketball official, and how to motivate players by forcing them to wade through the copperhead infested creek behind the football field.
You just don't see or hear from many who embrace the old school mentality as much as Coach Letterman. Thank America's Founding Fathers and JC himself for a man such as Coach. With men like him, America could have won the Vietnam War and nipped our losing streak in the bud. Or at least the regional 10 year old football league. We are all just a fair catch away from greatness.
Tour de force from one of football’s preeminent experts
Three year letterman shares words of wisdom from across his vast high school and adult football experiences as well as lessons on how to handle other touchy subjects in the world of amateur sports. If yore lucky enough to get to read this then you’r well ahead of the all those losers from high school who never lettered in shi*.
If you follow the 3 year letterman on Twitter you will probably get a kick out of the book. While the humor can’t compare to seeing him troll a well known politician, foreign dignitary or celebrity, one can see how the legendary coach got his start and exactly how he came to possess a waterbed which is not financed
This book is one of the most important pieces of literature made in modern times. I directly translate the wisdom from this author to my experiences as a volleyball team captain, and if I wouldn’t have cracked my ribs, we would have won the summer volleyball tournament. I’ll be cracking this classic back open this summer when we come back for the title.
An unvarnished look at the Dark Underbelly of American youth sports. A passionate advocate for the children, Coach Letterman is forced to contend with a dizzying array of forces conspiring against his pursuit of excellence in human endeavor.
This book is mostly excellent. The lessons imparted are amongst the only ones necessary in life. I docked it a star for the author, Coach Letterman, being a fan of Georgia instead of Cincinnati. Georgia is a joke of a school compared to the Bearcats and our vaunted history of greatness in sports.
I, too, was a three year letterman in high school. I wish Coach had gone to my school and then I might have a championship ring (3 way tie dependent on if the coaches would listen to his truths).
I love Three Year Letterman! He is hilarious on Twitter and equally funny in this book. Quick read and lots of laughter. If you aren’t following this dude on Twitter, you are missing out!
Coach js a genius. He is witty, sarcastic, and just all around insightful. If more people follow his mentality, and philosophies the world would be a better place.
My husband laughed out loud and gave this book 5 stars. I’m not as amused. Oh well. Wouldn’t recommend to my friends but my husbands friends should read it