A dangerous animal and a psychopathic old lady are on the loose in Old Liston and people are living in fear of their lives, even though most of them are probably better off dead.
Geoff Smith, Chief of Old Liston Police, has got problems of his own to deal with though. He has been assigned a surprising new deputy and has received an explicit photograph from his ex-girlfriend.
With worries growing amongst the town’s residents about his ability to handle the job, Smith realises he has a battle on his hands to deal with the problems and save his reputation before it’s too late.
The Old Liston Tales trilogy concludes with a tale of death, underage drinking, flying beds and some serious lettuce abuse.