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Alien Space Pirates
**Alien Space Pirates was a serial that was previously published! This book is the complete serial in one novel/volume - all three parts have been combined to make this one novel!**
They say no one can hear you scream in space, and that really sucks for me...
Win the International Space Lottery and get the chance to travel to the International Space Station? Check
Train my butt off for eight grueling months with world-class astronauts? Check
Toothbrush? Check
Get abducted by intergalactic space smugglers on my third day in space? Che...wait, what?
Have the adventure of my life with a giant blue alien jerk who only wants to sell me to make money, but he can't seem to get rid of me? Double check
Okay, so I'm scared. I'm lost. And my abductor is a big alien who has no sense of humor and glows when he's horny. Who knew that alien abduction could be so terrifying? Or blue and sexy? Now, I just need to find a way to get back home before I become someone's dinner or worse - fall for the jerk who stole me.
**Note: Alien Space Pirates is a serial that was previously published!! This is the complete serial!! All three books are included in this one volume! Enjoy!! :)**
They say no one can hear you scream in space, and that really sucks for me...
Win the International Space Lottery and get the chance to travel to the International Space Station? Check
Train my butt off for eight grueling months with world-class astronauts? Check
Toothbrush? Check
Get abducted by intergalactic space smugglers on my third day in space? Che...wait, what?
Have the adventure of my life with a giant blue alien jerk who only wants to sell me to make money, but he can't seem to get rid of me? Double check
Okay, so I'm scared. I'm lost. And my abductor is a big alien who has no sense of humor and glows when he's horny. Who knew that alien abduction could be so terrifying? Or blue and sexy? Now, I just need to find a way to get back home before I become someone's dinner or worse - fall for the jerk who stole me.
**Note: Alien Space Pirates is a serial that was previously published!! This is the complete serial!! All three books are included in this one volume! Enjoy!! :)**
317 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 29, 2018
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May 23, 2019
Pirates!
Actually, this was a fun romp among the stars, with double- and triple-crosses between various aliens, both friend and foe. There was sex, but it was really secondary to the adventure and the growing trust between these two crazy kids.
I'll read the second book for the fun.
Actually, this was a fun romp among the stars, with double- and triple-crosses between various aliens, both friend and foe. There was sex, but it was really secondary to the adventure and the growing trust between these two crazy kids.
I'll read the second book for the fun.
September 19, 2018
Loved It
This is such awesome book with just as interesting characters? It's an adventure; you will not be able to put it down? Filled with steamy romance and highly recommended.
This is such awesome book with just as interesting characters? It's an adventure; you will not be able to put it down? Filled with steamy romance and highly recommended.
September 15, 2018
Alien Space Pirates by Mara Frost 5 Stars
I loved Alien Space Pirates by Mara Frost! She has a wicked sense of humor that really gets me. I look forward to reading more books by her!
I loved Alien Space Pirates by Mara Frost! She has a wicked sense of humor that really gets me. I look forward to reading more books by her!
September 11, 2018
Well wrtten
Very entertaining. Glad I discovered this series. Light hearted and full of adventure. Descriptive planets and alien characters, humorous, flirty and sexy. Nothing too heavy so it was a nice fantasy tale.
Very entertaining. Glad I discovered this series. Light hearted and full of adventure. Descriptive planets and alien characters, humorous, flirty and sexy. Nothing too heavy so it was a nice fantasy tale.
October 20, 2018
Death by spork.......I laughed until I cried!
September 25, 2018
Big, blue and a gigantic butthead
Darkhar is on a job. His list includes nabbing 1 of 2 human females for he and his friend, and partner, to trade in for cash. It was supposed to be a simple job. Humans have been described as meek and of lower intelligence, therefore an easy capture and payday. In reality, Dani and Jordan are decidedly not meek. They put up a hell of a fight. And then the nagging begins. No, humans definitely aren't meek and stupid. Or silent.
Dani won a lottery for a free trip to the ISS, International Space Station. This was the chance of a lifetime for a geek like her. Eight months of exercise, studies and preparation to undergo before actually making the trip only to discover that actual zero gravity does not agree with her stomach. At all. But the kidnapping? That just pisses her off. The dart to the butt was also totally unnecessary. To find out that the roided out smurf thinks that humans are basically cattle doesn't earn him any brownie points, either. Humans might just be getting into space but at least they aren't raiding other planets and selling the beings as slaves! So, being a third the size of her captor, and unable to kill him with her spork, she sets off on guilting him for his shameful behavior. But can she convince him that she's worth more than the payoff before she's supposed to be delivered?
Spoilers ahead-
Dani was hysterical. Darkhar was decidedly stoic and lacking much in the way of humor. Reading their story was a trip. Not sure how Darkhar went from a Peacekeeper to a slave trader. Seems like a chunk of story was missing there to go from one extreme to another. Something more than disillusionment had to occur. Dani, with her sarcasm and acerbic nature, about drives Darkhar insane. Her inner monologues were as funny as his confusion over slang. The other aliens were interesting. Maybe we can "meet" more of the less seedy ones in the sequel with Jordan? It seemed like every alien in this one was determined to either keep her as a pet, a toy or a future meal...or a combination of all of them. Although, the tree tribe was a bit more humorous about it. There were a few typos, some grammatical oopsies and other things that popped up but otherwise this was a fun, and funny, read.
Darkhar is on a job. His list includes nabbing 1 of 2 human females for he and his friend, and partner, to trade in for cash. It was supposed to be a simple job. Humans have been described as meek and of lower intelligence, therefore an easy capture and payday. In reality, Dani and Jordan are decidedly not meek. They put up a hell of a fight. And then the nagging begins. No, humans definitely aren't meek and stupid. Or silent.
Dani won a lottery for a free trip to the ISS, International Space Station. This was the chance of a lifetime for a geek like her. Eight months of exercise, studies and preparation to undergo before actually making the trip only to discover that actual zero gravity does not agree with her stomach. At all. But the kidnapping? That just pisses her off. The dart to the butt was also totally unnecessary. To find out that the roided out smurf thinks that humans are basically cattle doesn't earn him any brownie points, either. Humans might just be getting into space but at least they aren't raiding other planets and selling the beings as slaves! So, being a third the size of her captor, and unable to kill him with her spork, she sets off on guilting him for his shameful behavior. But can she convince him that she's worth more than the payoff before she's supposed to be delivered?
Spoilers ahead-
Dani was hysterical. Darkhar was decidedly stoic and lacking much in the way of humor. Reading their story was a trip. Not sure how Darkhar went from a Peacekeeper to a slave trader. Seems like a chunk of story was missing there to go from one extreme to another. Something more than disillusionment had to occur. Dani, with her sarcasm and acerbic nature, about drives Darkhar insane. Her inner monologues were as funny as his confusion over slang. The other aliens were interesting. Maybe we can "meet" more of the less seedy ones in the sequel with Jordan? It seemed like every alien in this one was determined to either keep her as a pet, a toy or a future meal...or a combination of all of them. Although, the tree tribe was a bit more humorous about it. There were a few typos, some grammatical oopsies and other things that popped up but otherwise this was a fun, and funny, read.
February 19, 2019
It started off really well with decent world and character building. I love a sassy, strong female main character and the main male is strong, sexy and has an interesting back story that points to some good story throughout the rest of the book but I couldn't get past the edit this book really needs to remove the minor mistakes and a tidy up of some scenes that seems to drag on too long taking away from the romance element.
could have been better, but lots of other reviews seems to really like it.
could have been better, but lots of other reviews seems to really like it.
September 29, 2018
Fun!
Since I've read Jordans story first... Dani's story was almost as good. Definitely worth reading . It's interesting and really funny even though at times I wished Dani would just shut up ! This book says it's the complete serial - 3 books in 1 volume. I seem to be only finding 1 book , Dani's story. Am I missing something ? Where are the other 2 ? I only need book 3 . Well , anyway, I'll find it .😁
Since I've read Jordans story first... Dani's story was almost as good. Definitely worth reading . It's interesting and really funny even though at times I wished Dani would just shut up ! This book says it's the complete serial - 3 books in 1 volume. I seem to be only finding 1 book , Dani's story. Am I missing something ? Where are the other 2 ? I only need book 3 . Well , anyway, I'll find it .😁
July 4, 2020
Had me glued to the pages the whole day!
I read about 300 books a year, this is my second in 4 days by this author. I found it original and hilarious. But more so it is a powerful adventure story about staying true to yourself. I loved big blue and Dani ‘s story. It was exciting and developed. Had enough real emotions and romance to keep it scratching the itch ;). Too bad a few typos, but I liked the story too much to care.
I read about 300 books a year, this is my second in 4 days by this author. I found it original and hilarious. But more so it is a powerful adventure story about staying true to yourself. I loved big blue and Dani ‘s story. It was exciting and developed. Had enough real emotions and romance to keep it scratching the itch ;). Too bad a few typos, but I liked the story too much to care.
June 8, 2021
27 typos, that's more than one per chapter.
This was an interesting little romp. However, I'm not going to go out of my way to recommend it to anyone. The H was boorish. The h was just not interesting. The adventure, the aliens, and the sci-fi aspects were interesting. Someone else who loves alien romance might think that this was awesome. I don't feel compelled to read the next book unless I get a deal on it. It's possible that I might like it better.
This was an interesting little romp. However, I'm not going to go out of my way to recommend it to anyone. The H was boorish. The h was just not interesting. The adventure, the aliens, and the sci-fi aspects were interesting. Someone else who loves alien romance might think that this was awesome. I don't feel compelled to read the next book unless I get a deal on it. It's possible that I might like it better.
September 18, 2018
I felt like I was all over the place with this book.
But I enjoyed it.
Some things seemed to be dragged on and at times I thought I was never going to finish.
I still liked the story line and the characters.
I think I'll be reading the second book in the series, which I'm hoping deals with Jordan and the other alien.
But I enjoyed it.
Some things seemed to be dragged on and at times I thought I was never going to finish.
I still liked the story line and the characters.
I think I'll be reading the second book in the series, which I'm hoping deals with Jordan and the other alien.
September 20, 2018
Dani and Dahkar
This was a really fun romp of reading. I laughed out loud many times. The Mercurial Dani is such a handful for the very stoic Truvian warrior/smuggler, Dahkar, that you wonder if there is ANY hope for their unusual romance. There is one adventure after another too. I recommend this book and look forward to more from Mara Frost.
This was a really fun romp of reading. I laughed out loud many times. The Mercurial Dani is such a handful for the very stoic Truvian warrior/smuggler, Dahkar, that you wonder if there is ANY hope for their unusual romance. There is one adventure after another too. I recommend this book and look forward to more from Mara Frost.
October 4, 2020
Funny and Good
I found this book to be humorous and full of action. There were times I felt so sorry for the alien Dakhar because Dani was enough to annoy anyone. But she was so snarky and funny. If you enjoy alien romance, great characters and an action filled story you will enjoy this book.
I found this book to be humorous and full of action. There were times I felt so sorry for the alien Dakhar because Dani was enough to annoy anyone. But she was so snarky and funny. If you enjoy alien romance, great characters and an action filled story you will enjoy this book.
September 20, 2018
I actually read this book first, not realizing there was one before it. The first page had me laughing out loud, and it only got better from there. I loved everything about this story... fingers crossed the author is going to give us more!
October 31, 2018
Chaotic fun
I call it chaotic fun ,kind of like the perils of Pauline . Just as the heroine gets out of one mess she finds another one with her big blue male pulling her out of trouble. Definitely a fun book.
I call it chaotic fun ,kind of like the perils of Pauline . Just as the heroine gets out of one mess she finds another one with her big blue male pulling her out of trouble. Definitely a fun book.
March 25, 2019
Space Pirates
I enjoyed this book so much I read it twice. Lots of action. Great dialogue. Interesting plot. I really enjoyed.
I enjoyed this book so much I read it twice. Lots of action. Great dialogue. Interesting plot. I really enjoyed.
June 17, 2020
Hilarious and fun
This was so much fun to read. It's hilarious and clever. I laughed so hard, but it was also sexy and sweet. I will definitely re-read.
This was so much fun to read. It's hilarious and clever. I laughed so hard, but it was also sexy and sweet. I will definitely re-read.
July 21, 2020
Wow
I really really enjoyed this story!! And the heroine? She is so real and kickass even without any super powers!! Definitely 5 stars!!
I really really enjoyed this story!! And the heroine? She is so real and kickass even without any super powers!! Definitely 5 stars!!
August 7, 2020
Big Blue kidnaps Dani from the space station intending to sell her. I wasn't crazy about this book because of his behavior for the first chunk of the book.
nf-or-stalled
December 13, 2020DNF
The heroine is annoying, imature and TSTL.
The heroine is annoying, imature and TSTL.
August 30, 2023
Fun and funny despite the cringy cover and title.
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