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The Xenophobe's Guide

Xenophobe's Guide to the Austrians

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Alternate cover edition for ISBN 9781906042219.

In Austria piety co-exists with wealth in a manner calculated to do minimal injury to the image of either.

86 pages, Paperback

First published April 20, 2000

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Louis James

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Louis James has spent some 25 more or less fruitful years in contemplation of Homo austriacus. Despite being in daily contact with the species, he suspects that it is easier to describe the yeti (on which there is no verifiable information), than the Austrian (on which there is far too much, all of it contradictory). Notwithstanding this difficulty he has conducted many hours of diligent field work in cafés, winecellars, etc., refining his impressions for the present study, and was gratified to discover that many Austrian friends and acquaintances were prepared to assist selflessly with this.

Since settling in Vienna he has written regular reports on the Central European enigma, chiefly in the hope that sooner or later he will discover a new key to it (the old one having been thrown into the Danube some time ago). If, as seems likely, his efforts in this regard are crowned with failure, he anticipates that few will notice the fact but he will be considerably more popular with those who do.

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Profile Image for Jurgen Maerschand.
115 reviews4 followers
December 18, 2019
A couple of interesting local language terms, unfortunately buried under too much uninspired humour.
Profile Image for Cheryl.
1,322 reviews70 followers
January 11, 2026
When I saw information on this series somewhere, I said that I wanted to read them all because (a) I love to travel and learn about other cultures and (b) they looked to be funny in a light-hearted way. Someone was kind enough to share this book with me when I was in Sweden this spring and a quick glance convinced me that the series was not how I had pictured it, so I set the book aside without reading it.

Of course, I cannot leave a book unread upon my shelves, and it was a short little thing, so I took a chance on it yesterday. All in all, this was probably one of the better installments in the series that I could have read, since I have been to Austria and was not coming on this cultural guide completely uninformed. It is pretty much a dissection of the Austrian character as it relates to culture, food, shopping, international relations, religion, and the many other things that give a group of people identity. There was a largely tongue-in-cheek tone to the whole thing, sometimes warm and sometimes more clinical in its assessments, but you felt like you got a good overview. What I read gelled with what I had experienced sufficiently to lead me to believe it is pretty accurate, but I don't know that reading it ahead of time would have helped me understand the culture when I traveled there. A snippet in the back talked about how these guides are important if you plan to live in a different country and I think that is the way they would be most useful.

2026 -- I decided to challenge myself to read one book for every letter of the alphabet this year. My TBR is so tall I had a title for every letter except X. A quick search on Better World Books revealed two available Xenophobe guides, so I ordered them. I didn't recall having read this one before but still was able to relate it to my observations during 3 days in Austria 2 years ago. It does help that the Book is over 25 years old. I think it would be interesting to see a revised edition that talks about how things have changed in the era of social media.
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900 reviews403 followers
May 27, 2017
I'm going to visit Austria this summer! So I figured this is a good book to read.

It's such a cute series. I need to somehow get all of these books. I didn't know anything about Austria so I can't talk about the accuracy of this book.

I can say that it's funny, witty, and clinical. I like the style. I'm looking forward to observing what's true and what's not. I'm only going to Vienna so it'll definitely be an experience.

what I'm taking with me:
• The obsession with death and cuteness is apparently the paradox of Austria. I sympathize.
• It seems the entire world is full of complaining and criticizing countries.
• I need to read more about Austrian history.
•CAKES AND COFFEESHOPS!
Profile Image for Lector Inspector.
33 reviews2 followers
November 17, 2014
Fantastic and a ~ FREEBIE ~ . Odd, however, that the ONLY links I can find online for "Plundertacshen" (supposed to be plum jam pastries) point to the text of THIS specific eBook.

A quick read and very enjoyable, this volume has encouraged me to collect further titles from the series although I anticipate some shifts in style amongst the various participating authors.
Profile Image for Sebastian Stabinger.
46 reviews1 follower
October 19, 2013
I thought it was pretty boring. Maybe it's more interesting for people who aren't living in Austria :)
Profile Image for Joan.
40 reviews8 followers
May 4, 2015
After reading this, I know I can't stop with just one. I think I have to have them all.
Profile Image for Tanja.
160 reviews1 follower
January 12, 2016
Outdated, calls for urgent revision
Profile Image for Soobie has fog in her brain.
7,216 reviews136 followers
September 8, 2018
After a while I went back to reading the Xenophobe's Guides. I was planning to read the ones about Italy's neighbors next and the move freely across the world trying to read through the whole series.

So, I started with the Austrians because they... They start with A and because they're the closest to home: I'd say a couple of hours tops.

I'm afraid this was the worst I've read so far (Italians, Poles, Swedes...) Jeez, it's even worse than the one about Poles and that was bad.

Maybe it's the sense of humor. I don't get it. Maybe it's the author's tone which seems the tone of a bored teacher. And there are tons of spelling mistakes: if you want to add Austrian words to your text, at least check the spelling.

I'll read the one about the French next.
Profile Image for Wilmington.
207 reviews7 followers
November 2, 2019
This is my 10th book in the Xenophobe's guide series, and it might well be the best I have read so far. Most of the content is really interesting and I didn't detect any blatant mistake or nonsense as in some other books (France, Japan). I decided not to give five stars to any book in this series though because 86 pages really is too short.
Profile Image for Frau Blücher.
107 reviews2 followers
August 4, 2019
Was man schon immer über die Ösis wissen wollte, aber sich nicht zu fragen traut... mit einem heftigen Augenzwinkern versehen ;)
Profile Image for Darnell.
1,462 reviews
May 3, 2025
These little books are mostly just fine as introductions to stereotypes, but I'm glad I read several or it would look like I just really had it out for the Poles.
Profile Image for Ieva Upeniece.
305 reviews22 followers
November 18, 2017
I’ve heard about Xenophobe’s Guide series before since one of the books was given to my colleague as a farewell present since she was moving to a different country. And just last week I got an opportunity to borrow one about Austrians, which, of course, is more interesting for me since I’m an expat living in Austria.

You can read my full review here: http://www.notesofabookdragon.com/201...
Profile Image for Irina.
87 reviews13 followers
August 9, 2017
Such an interesting book. Also there's a funny part and those sarcastic remarks. I've enjoyed it.
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