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320 pages, Hardcover
First published May 28, 2019
"Go slow, Ash. You've got this."
"Keep calm and respawn."
Vale nodded. "Exactly. Now walk."
And with the rain at their backs, a dark bank of clouds looming over the horizon, and no food or water, they headed down into the unknown valley.
"What do you do when the world champion of Scrolls of the Illuminati knocks on your door?"
"I..." Vale giggled. "I have no idea."
"You say, 'well done, sir!' then pay the man for the pizza."

"Why do you always find demons in the same game level as ghouls?"
"No idea."
"Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
At one point, Vale found an entire dead tree that was small enough to drag with her. inspired, she pushed the entire log into the fire at one end, and as it burned, she moved it inward into the flames. It reminded Vale of the way you could sharpen a pencil down to nothing. It was a solution that gave her time to stop gathering wood.

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