When haughty custodial technician, Trevor Jones, finds himself at the center of a Russian conspiracy, gets involved with a femme fatale robot and is brutally changed into a monster, he’s pretty sure it can’t get any worse. Let alone be a hero.
He couldn’t be more wrong.
Pitted against a freak show of creatures viler than him, an evil scientist hell-bent on bending hell, and the most terrible thing ever conceived on this planet: shark infested volcanoes... AKA Sharkanoes!
It will be up to Trevor and his newfound Tele-Powers to unite a band of beautiful monster women to stop the horror… If he doesn’t screw it up first!
Warning: The Telephantasma Series is a comedy parody filled to the brim with monsters, monster sex, harems, swearing, zany characters, punishing puns, atrocious alliteration, and pulse-pounding peril that will take your money, punch you in the face, and leave you with flowers.
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Gentry Race Davidson is a VFX artist by day having worked at such studios as DreamWorks, Laika and Evil Eye Pictures. He continues to follow a passion of exploring the creative aspects of life by any medium that allows him to.
While I read both editions, this new edited one being much better, this story was a little weird. Almost as if I watching an Austin Powers movie mashed together with a Sharknado? Nonetheless, it was entertaining despite how short it was. i.e. around 175 pages.
Have you ever tried to talk to someone that used words they didn't understand? Or that invented words that sounded like real words? Reading this book is like having that conversation. Every twelfth word is either fictional or misused, making it impossible to completely understand what is going on.
Otherwise, not bad. The protagonist is a crude, unlikable jackass, but then he becomes a monster and slowly gets better. The setting can't decide if it's contemporary or mad science 1970s. The women get one or two dimensions of character, not three. Lots of flaws that make it less than it could have been. Not bad but not good.