How to Be a Man

by Chabuddy G

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades. In How To Be A Man , I’ll show you how to be a proper god amongst men. This book caters for a girthy gap in the market but it’s not just for the lads! Ladies, take heed – these are the qualities you should look for in a heterosexual mate. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And I’ve even shared some of my go-to recipes (Medium Rare Hearty Chicken with Crunchy Peanut Dust Roast Potato and Beef Monster Munch). But I’m not giving you any more details than that – you’ll have to buy the book. Remember, the first hit’s for free but you’ll be back! ;) So, sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let your manly juices flow. PS. I dedicate this book to my ex-wife, Aldona. I loved you and you ended up running away with another man, stealing my beautiful Merc and my most prized possession – the golden foot spa. But I’m totally over it and look at me now – I’m only a bloody published author. So yeah, I’m totally FINE . I’m thriving, in fact. I don’t need you anymore! I AM SO OVER YOU! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOOK!

Genres: Comedy, Audiobook, Humor, Fiction

144 pages, Hardcover

Published November 1, 2018

Reviews

[Baba · Rating 3 out of 5]

Chabuddy G was a breakout character from UK mocumentary 'People Just Do Nothing' centred around a illegal UK garage house music ('pirate') radio station, and him being a local 'businessman'. The beauty of Asim Chaudry's creation and depiction of Chabuddy G as a failed entrepreneur with high ambitions, who is caught somewhere between his immigrant heritage and knowledge of 'the streets', is not only the genius comedy but the ability to show and portray moments of angst and pathos. This book completely captures just the comedic side to Chabuddy G, and is laugh-out-loud funny in parts. A strong Three Star 7 out of 12.

2022 read

[James Rushworth · Rating 5 out of 5]

Girthy

[Chris Greensmith · Rating 3 out of 5]

"Now, logically and mathematically this story isn't possible but maths and truth have no place in the business world."
Not bad, usually these tv spin-off books just re-hash skits and laughs from the series, and while this does that, it is minimum. If you like the series you will like this book...

[Shivnesh Patel · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny in bits, entertaining listen

[Karamveer · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you enjoy People just do nothing (show)/Chabuddy G you'll enjoy this book otherwise probably not for you.

I would definitely go for the audiobook, found it very funny!

[Lauren pavey · Rating 4 out of 5]

How to be a man by Chabuddy G.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (4 out of 5)

Learn to eat like him, dress like him, love like him and smell like him . How could anyone need anything more 😂

I’m a huge ‘people just do nothing’ ‘kurupt’ fan so obviously I had to get this book to hear Chabuddys words of ‘wisdom’.
Self described as UKIPS worst nightmare and the fresh prince of Hounslow high street his words of wisdom range from how to be a culinary expert ( check out the medium rare hearty chicken with peanut dust roast Potato and beef monster munch) to how to be an ultrapaneer (we all know how his music management went) .

And quite frankly any book that finishes with a note from the publisher STRONGLY advising readers to not follow any guidance, advice or suggestions is always going to be entertaining for choice of a better word 🤣

As always I won’t give away any spoilers but this book, much like marmite or peanut dust martinis, is not going to suit everyone and I strongly suggest watching People just nothing on Netflix or bbc first.

This is the book that sits on my shelf and if I’m ever having a bad day will always put a smile on my face.

[Matthew Marks · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny.

[Oscar Dent · Rating 4 out of 5]

Exactly as you'd expect. If you know what you're getting into, you'll love it.
Definitely wouldn't recommend it unless you've watched and enjoyed People Just Do Nothing.

[Jaccy · Rating 1 out of 5]

The sample of this book on Audible had me in hysterics. The actual book - horrendously bad 😂

[Stuart Lister · Rating 5 out of 5]

God he’s funny

[Jack Oatley · Rating 3 out of 5]

Literary genius

[Becca Bian · Rating 3 out of 5]

Learnt a lot, does what it says on the tin

[Dennis · Rating 5 out of 5]

Truly secret knowledge bestowed to us by Bruce Ghee

[Naveen Sidhu · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funniest book I can remember reading!

[Sean Scott · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny fluff. Chabuddy G is a luscious character and his dulcet tones and outlandish world make for a fun diversion.