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First published October 18, 2018
Chris explained the script and why he wanted me in the movie. This was not going to be a small arty intellectual piece. Chris was making a series of huge Hollywood blockbusters: a trilogy of Batman movies. "Who do you want me to play in it?" I asked. In my head I had already imagined and then quickly written off Batman, but I thought perhaps I could be a great villain.
"The butler," said Chris.
I hid my disappointment and smiled. "The butler? What do I say? 'Dinner is served'?"
Chris smiled back. "He's not that kind of butler," he said. "Batman is an orphan and the butler is a father to him. It's a very important role."
"OK. Well, leave me the script and I'll read it and send it back to you tomorrow."
"No," said Chris in what I would come to recognise as his hallmark quiet-but-authoritative manner. "I want you to read it now. I'll wait until you're done and you can tell me yes or no."
"Oh, OK," I said. Obediently I went to my office and read it. And loved it: Alfred Pennyworth, the butler, was a beautifully written role and the whole thing was just fabulous ... Thank goodness I'd trained myself to say yes. There I was, at the age of seventy-one, cast in one of the greatest movie trilogies ever made and about to kick off ten years of movie-making heaven.