Here it is, my vine review of this textbook of 600 pages I had to read in under 8 weeks.
Chapter 1: Introduction
honey, youve got a big storm coming
2: Prenatal:
baby changing station? baby hanging station
3: biology and behavior
chris, is that a weed?? I’M CALLING THE POLICE!
4: cognitive development
is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book
5: perception, learning
uhm, jared, could you read number 3 for the class? no i cannot. what up, i’m jared, i’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to read.
6: language
you know what, i’m about to say it ... i don’t care that you broke your elbow
7: concepts
kylie jenner to the foiae, i have a little surprise for you. IS THAT A CHICKEEEEN?
8: intelligence
what i wanna tell you is school’s not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, ROOOF, you know?
9: social
when will you learn! that your actions have consequences
10: emotion
if you fucking put a hand on me i’mma fucking rip your face off BITCH
11: attachment, the self
i wanna be a cowboy, baby
12: family
and they were roommates. oh my god they were roommates.
13: peers
what the fuck is up, kyle? no, what did you say? what the fuck, dude. step the fuck up, kyle.
14: moral
welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. kumbaya my lord...
15: gender
hey i’m lesbian. i thought you were american.
16: conclusion
we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed