Dragonblinder: The Lump Adventures Omnibus

The Lump Adventures #1-3

by Bruce Leslie

What sort of man calls himself the Lump? The kind who wants people to mind their own mud-kissing business!

Dragonblinder contains the complete, unabridged Lump Adventures, a satisfying, warm-hearted epic fantasy with a few laughs thrown in for good measure.


Dragon In The Needles:
Thirteen years ago Oliver’s father died in a battle against Red Line, the savage dragon that plagued Aardland. Oliver has since grown into a very large man with little ambition, earning him a new name: “The Lump.” When Flynn, a glory seeking adventurer, and Meena, a mysterious foreign girl, arrive with news that Red Line has stirred once again, the Lump finds himself reluctantly embroiled in a quest to defeat the dragon. Their journey becomes as dangerous as the dragon when the party runs afoul of beasts, brigands and an abbot named Costello. 

Dragon In Gallis:
What's the worst that can happen when one man's troubles become another land's problem? WAR! The three lands were at peace for over a hundred years until the Lump came along and mucked everything up. Now, the Great Egg stands on the brink of war due to the presence of a blind dragon, courtesy of the Lump (who has a new penchant for calling himself "Dragonblinder"). Just when the big guy found his calling in life, an invasion happened. Some dragons are a serious pain in the rump.

Dragon In The Darklands:
Just when you think a job is finished, the real work starts!
The Lump, Meena, and Flynn embark on a journey to return the hated dragon, Red-Line, back to the Darklands. However, the visit stretches on longer than intended when the party encounters a previously unknown civilization. Meanwhile, back home turmoil abounds as political unrest rocks the three Lands. Will the Lump ever find peace or will he be forever embroiled in his quest?

Follow the Lump, Flynn, and Meena as they face down a dragon as well as larger problems facing their fragmented lands.

394 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 24, 2018

About the author

Bruce Leslie is a prolific podcaster and die hard comic book fan. He resides in his West Virginia hideaway and reads, writes, watches movies and annoys thousands of people talking about it at length. He writes fun fantasy stories with humorous elements (well, he thinks they are humorous - you may disagree). He wasted the first half of his life getting a medical degree, but now he is indulging his creative side. Though he doesn't write comic books they are the stories that influenced him the most (Stories like Bone, Skull Kickers and Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham). Though he is fully aware that he will never be the next Tolkien, GRRM or Rowling, he believes anything worth doing is worth doing poorly!