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Two men and a spotted dog restore a vintage Chris-Craft motor yacht and launch across the American Heartland from Texas to Ohio. The restoration, the people they met along the way, and life in an America which few know exists are the story of River Queens: Saucy boat, stout mates, spotted dog, America.

320 pages, Hardcover

First published October 15, 2018

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Alexander Watson

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Alexander Watson's interest in writing came at an early age. His grandparents were world travelers, the Mame Dennis and Beauregard Burnside of their day. They sent postcards and letters from around the globe; but for young Alexander to receive, he had to give. Reading of their exploits and reciprocating with his own cultivated Mr. Watson's ability to convey the color of places even as remote as a child's imagination and render fascinating the petty businesses of the people who lived therein.

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3,117 reviews6 followers
October 31, 2018
Book Reviewed by Clive on www.whisperingstories.com

I was delighted to be sent a manuscript copy of ‘River Queens: Saucy boat, stout mates, spotted dog, America’ prior to publication. It was comb-bound, A4, double-line-spaced with a few underlined or italicised sections. I felt privileged, especially as Alexander Watson had specifically suggested that the book might appeal to me.

At that stage the proposed title was River Queens: An American Journey which I considered adequate but the revised title suggests that he either has sequels in mind or is just keen to attract as many internet hits as he can.

The book is extremely easy to read and I finished it in a few days. The light hearted narrative skips along with plenty of conversation and humour.

I have some experience of river cruising, sailing, rowing and canoeing so I appreciated the excellent descriptions of the pleasures and difficulties that they experienced. From the book and subsequent research elsewhere I also now feel like a bit of an expert on 1955 Chris Craft Corsairs. Along the way Alexander and Dale met some wonderfully described characters and clearly benefited from the generosity and affection of the river communities.

If you read the book you will become hooked on some of the infectious sayings that they picked up: ‘been expecting you’, ‘we’re glad you’re here’, ‘see you down the river’, along with various versions of ‘great dawg, does she hunt?’

Because of its true-life nature River Queens etc does not have a complete story as one would expect in a fictional novel. There are some dramatic moments, mostly caused by the weather and mechanical failures. There are also some life events typical to us all. At the end I felt that the book petered out somewhat despite Alexander’s review chapter.

I live in a world where same-sex partnerships and marriages are in no way exceptional, so it was surprising and a little disappointing to see that Alexander and Dale encountered confusion and some hostility both at home and during their travels. Hopefully they have been a good example to those communities to show that their relationship is entirely normal.

Currently River Queens, is only available in the UK in hardback. I don’t know if there are plans for paperback or e-book versions.

River Queens: Saucy boat, stout mates, spotted dog, America is an entertaining, informative and at times lively tale of boating in the Mid-West. I did have a few reservations hence my award of three and a half stars.
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556 reviews111 followers
March 13, 2021
I absolutely adore this book!! I don’t read too many nonfiction books, but I’m sooo glad I was able to devour this one!! The writing is so smooth and entertaining that I read late into the night before passing out with book in hand. (Not a reflection of the book, it’s just that I have two small children!!)

The people they meet on the river were oh so interesting and funny!! The way they spoke was written into the words of this book and I could hear the voices in my mind, which I love!! As the story went, there was some fixing of said boat, but it wasn’t at all tedious and I could follow along easily.

But now I have a major problem!!!! I want to buy a boat and take this trip!!!! I want to experience everything, from the boat drama, the kind people, and the camaraderie of having the boat and being on the river. It sounds absolutely amazing!!

I highly recommend this book!! You’ll laugh, cry, and practically live through what they did. Thank you so much Alexander for allowing me to read this for my honest and unbiased opinion!!!

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July 26, 2020
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I was approached by the author to review this book early in my blogging days. I am ashamed to say that I've just now gotten to it with my blog tour commitments and NetGalley queue. I should have read this a long time ago! This is a story about the human condition, acceptance, and finding yourself in the most unexpected places. From page 1 of the prologue, I was hooked, line, and sinker. I had no idea what I was in for and it turned into the most interesting read of this year. I understand the reviews from my fellow readers. This book is an experience. Not only is it an experience that I needed, but it is an experience that should be shared!

There is a familiar refrain within this book that bears repeating again, "Is this what you intend to do with your life?" Alexander Watson narrates this story with periodic flash backs and visceral descriptions of events in his life. This is a deeply personal journey and I am so glad that I was able to be along for the ride!

Alexander and Dale meet so many interesting people along the way. What they find is not only acceptance, but kinship and friendship, which is a rare thing. It almost feels like, in the age of technology and connection, it is so hard to make connections in the vein of kinship. I can't tell you the last time I felt like I had that sort of connection with someone!

There is loss, grief, and most of all love in this book. I genuinely feel like, after reading this book, I am a better person, or at least a changed person in a good way. If you are looking for a memoir, this is the book for you. A classic wooden yacht, partners, and their faithful dog embark on a journey that will change them forever. Magnificent!

Thank you to Alexander Watson for asking me to review this book. It truly is a wonderful memoir! Get your copy today at the links below!
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July 7, 2020
3.5 stars.

I'd like to start by thanking the author, Alexander Watson, for sending me a copy of his memoir, River Queens, in exchange for an honest review. I'm glad that I was sent this book, because I'm not sure that I would have picked it up otherwise, and it was worth the read.

River Queens follows Alexander and his partner, Dale Harris, through the process of purchasing and restoring a boat and sailing it from Lake Texoma (outside Dallas, Texas) to Cincinnati, Ohio. In many ways, Watson and Harris figure out boating as they go; and it is an arduous experience. The couple's bravery struck me. They are two gay men boating through the deep south and Midwest, so often relying on locals for advice, directions, and a helping hand. I was struck, too, at how well they fared. Sure, they faced homophobia, but it wasn't the terrifying disaster I would have anticipated.

The people Watson and Harris meet along the way are mostly honest, kind, helpful, and earnest. Almost all are local, life-long boaters, and most are happy to have met Watson and Harris. I would have liked to learn a bit more about Watson's and Harris's pasts. The reader gets a few snapshots along the way, but it doesn't feel like enough. Ultimately, there was probably too much ground to cover. In any case, getting a glimpse into the ups and downs of river life felt like an adventure. I can't imagine not thinking of this memoir whenever I see a boat.

(full review at jdreads.com)
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1 review
June 1, 2019
I have written and rewritten this review in my head a thousand times because there are so many good things to say about this book. I was deeply moved by the honesty expressed by Alexander. He delivers his story to us with such emotion that you immediately feel that you are part of his and Dale's journey. I laughed, cried and cheered all the way through. It was a book that I felt sad finishing because I wanted more. There are many boating terms that are used throughout the book that I, knowing nothing of boating, did not understand but it didn't take away from the rythym of the reading at all. There is a glossary in the back of the book if you choose to use it, which I did not, but it didn't matter. I really think that this book has the potential to become a classic. Thank you for sharing your wonderful story with us.
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1,091 reviews166 followers
December 27, 2018
River Queens is the story of a voyage through America. But more than that, it’s the story of Alexander Watson, Dale Harris, their dog Doris Faye, and their boat the Betty Jane. It made me laugh, learn, and even shed a tear.

Watson and Harris are landlubbers from Dallas who seize the opportunity to restore a vintage wooden boat. They have plenty of experience restoring houses, but a boat is entirely different. And they’re not really boat people. And it takes a village of them (or more accurately, a marina) to get the Betty Jane running up river.

Watson is the author, storyteller, and often the one yelling his head off at Dale for one reason or another. Their relationship goes through everything you’d expect during a complex restoration project. And, like the very best HGTV shows, the couple willingly shares their ups and downs.

But this isn’t a deep dive into couples counseling. In fact, the cast of characters is large and colorful as the Betty Jane makes her way from lakes in the Texas / Oklahoma region to the rivers of the Midwest. Somehow, Watson tells just the right stories to capture each of the colorful people they meet along the way. He honors the tattooed couple equally with the white-gloved grandmothers.

As per my usual, I started checking the locations on Google Maps as they traveled, inspecting the riverside topography via the satellite images. Only the best travelogues make me want to do that!

My conclusions
River Queens is escapism in the very best sense. I’ve spent my share of days on friends’ boats. But I know nothing about the money pit and time suck that is boat ownership. And clearly, restoring a vintage boat is an entirely different matter. And once I started to immerse myself in the Betty Jane and her owners, I was hooked.

Watson has an easy writing style, conversational and vivid. He’s by turns vulnerable and circumspect, but more often the former. His tone and voice are informative, gentle, and regularly hilarious.

If you like memoirs about overcoming challenges, interesting small towns, and unique people, this is for you!

Acknowledgements
Many thanks to Alexander Watson and Orange Frazer Press for an advanced reader’s copy of this book in exchange for this honest review.

Originally published on my book blog TheBibliophage.com.
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April 28, 2021
So, it's safe to say that memoirs are way outside my wheelhouse, but there was just something about River Queens that piqued my interest. The very idea of just hopping on a boat and traveling the river brings to mind the days of taking a leisurely drive with the family or a walk around the neighborhood, seeing what you can see. It certainly takes me back a few years to when everyone waved or greeted in passing; it made me a bit nostalgic.
Now, on with River Queens. I'll say again that I don't typically read memoirs, but that's the thing - I didn't really feel like I was reading a memoir. Alexander Watson is without a doubt a talented storyteller. I was thoroughly caught up in the journey, the colorful characters these men meet along the way, and the places and sights they found as they traveled. There's even a map to follow their route, and I loved that they ventured up around my neck of the woods.
I try to step outside the box and explore new to me genres as often as I can. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't - this one definitely worked out. I don't know if I'll pick up another memoir anytime soon, but I'm sure glad I read this one. So, if you're looking for something different or just looking for a good book to fall into, I'd suggest this one.
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June 5, 2019
I am indebted to Alexander Watson. I would never have the courage or the capability to buy and restore a wooden yacht and take it on a journey from Texas to Ohio. However, through Alexander’s wonderful book, I am taken on such an adventure. The story is more than a description of what it’s like to restore and travel in a boat. River Queens provides the opportunity to see a glimpse of America in a new way and to experience the hospitality of the people who live and work along the river. Alexander captures the expedition, the relationship with his partner, and various encounters with vivid descriptions and sparkling dialog. As I was reading the book, there were times when I laughed out loud. And there were poignant moments that brought tears to my eyes. I highly recommend River Queens!
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October 22, 2018
River Queens is a memoir. Alexander and Dale bought then reconditioned a 1955 wooden Chris-Craft Connie pleasure boat before taking it on an adventure. They began in Dallas, Texas; the boat trip took them from Oklahoma along the Arkansas, Tennessee and Ohio Rivers until they reached the outskirts of Cincinnati.

Alexander and Dale already had experience in restoration and engineering which greatly helped. The boat was from a bygone era which brought out the real boating enthusiasts who lent a hand with advice and repairs. The men discovered a boating community and a part of America which those travelling along the highways would never see. See here for full review https://wp.me/p2Eu3u-bLq
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October 13, 2018
I found River Queens to be funny, honest and quite poignant. What was appreciated most was the insight gained into the difficulties and struggles experienced, the knowledge sought and found, and the outright scariness of taking on such a monumental task of not only the restoration process, but also of life on the river and becoming an accepted member of the river community. Simply as a reader, I can’t know what the author’s adventure was truly like without having experienced it first hand. But I finished the book with an inkling of understanding and an appreciation for what it took. A fun, great read and ride up the river!
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Author 137 books134 followers
October 1, 2018
Grand adventure

Life took the author and his partner in a direction they never planned on, but it was a grand adventure, indeed. Through travel and the love they have for each other, the couple took on new adventures in life. I enjoyed reading about their excursion and journeys. The story is written in present tense which adds to its charm. It brings the reader along the journey with Dale and Alexander. There is a part that sticks with me, and it's just something that Dale says to his mother. "Home is where Alexander is." I found this story inviting, and well told.
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November 4, 2019
*I received a free hardcover copy in exchange for an honest review. No compensation has been given and I write this book review willingly. A big thanks to Alexander Watson, author of River Queens!*


Introduction:

I was kindly approached and offered a hardcover copy of River Queens by the author, Alexander Watson. He was lucky this year I discovered a love for memoirs and mostly travel memoirs, otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up. But his story, what of two men sailing the coasts of America in a boat no less, intrigued me.

I can tell you it also didn't disappoint. Reading this book brought me great pleasure as well as smiles and laughter. I hope my review entices you to give this fun ride a try.

Let's sail!


The Blurb:

The river—any river—is another planet, with its own language, rules, and culture. River Queens is a story of the unlikeliest of fellows (and a dog) coming to the river—and what happens to them once they arrive. At first glance, it seems to be a how-to manual for any adventuresome (but perhaps foolhardy) type who’s ever thought of restoring a wooden yacht and sailing it halfway across the country. Second glance, however, shows that it’s a classic travel narrative in which two intrepid (but perhaps foolhardy) explorers head out to tour what is usually called “a distant, alien world.”

To Alexander Watson and his partner, Dale Harris, the river is as exotic as any foreign locale they’d previously traversed. There is danger, of course—unpredictable nature, lurking water hazards, quickly rising human squalls—but the initial difficulty is language: can they become fluent in the argot of harbormasters, helmsmen, navigators, and the various deck hands, skippers, and swabbies?



The Positive Sides:

The most striking point of River Queens is how the author's voice flows and it's beautiful. It's charming, and it feels natural, like I'm right beside him and his partner during the purchase of the boat and their adventures. He's honest and raw but not mean. I often found myself thinking similar thoughts as I read his story.

There's something equally important: Watson reflects the people's speech singularities so well you can hear them in your mind and picture them easily! It might be hard to read sometimes due to some people talking really loosely, but it's amazing to see he reproduces these ways of talking so faithfully. I felt as I was meeting them myself. Besides their speeches, Watson puts the people he encounters (good and bad) on the forefront of his adventures, including his partner Dale and himself, too. It was beautiful to read and except for Frances Mayes's memoirs about Italy, I never felt so attached to real people in a book.

Moreover, learning about boats was interesting and informative. The author would tell us about the hull, how to see if there's leakage, water charges and more. Plus, he even included a glossary at the end! Priceless.

Speaking of him and Dale, I really enjoy their conversations, which makes the reading much more amusing (it even made me laugh out loud!) and so much more natural. It also shows how close they are and how well they know each other, which is adorable (and quite funny, too). The care they put into their boat (a wooden one, mind you as it's very important here) and each other. It was lovely.

The intertwined chapters of Alexander and his mother were a good addition. It explains a lot of things about how he thinks and acts. Mostly the "don't let things or events slip you by" mantra she said to him (paraphrased here by yours truly), which is something I stand by.

Something stood out personally: I see myself in him so much! I mean, Watson's got quite the flaming temper, just like I do (though he's got better comebacks, darn!) and it makes him even more charming and lovable to me.

As for their adventures: what a nice ride! All those places, all the small disasters that happened, the great descriptions and encounters they have! All keep you along for the ride. It was great to see America explored from the perspective of two men (and a sweet dog) aboard their own boat. Seriously, I loved it!

Last, I particularly enjoyed the short chapters and the formatting and layout. One chapter is even divided such as "Sightseeing: (what they saw and did)", then it's "Cooking: (how they found and cooked food)", and so on. It's visually interesting and a nice change of pace.


The Negative Sides:


All books have flaws and despite River Queens's great points, I've found a few that could be improved.

For starters, the transitions are slightly brusque, which confused me. I needed to read a few sentences twice. But it's not extremely bad nor is it overflowing with such brusque transitions. It's just annoying when it happens.

What's the biggest bad point? Well, this book is advertised as a travel memoir (I'm not saying it's wrong here), but it took about 50 pages of closing the deal for ownership of the boat and repairing it. Afterwards, it took the same number of pages before they finally set sail (it's at about 107 pages). In my opinion, a third of the book is a bit too long of an introduction to what the blurb seemed to say was a discovery of America's coasts from two men in a saucy boat (with a beautiful dalmatian, too!)


In Conclusion:

What do I take out from this read? Amazing voice, strikingly natural dialogues (it's like hearing your neighbour talking!), and an amusing experience on the whole!

It was always a pleasure to pick up this book and resume reading, falling into Watson and Dale's boat world and meeting these new people. I recommend this book to anyone interested in travel, memoirs, true stories, exploration, and those who just want to have a genuinely good time! I give River Queens: Saucy boat, stout mates, spotted dog, America a rating of 4.5 stars out of 5 for how lovely, entertaining and engrossing this book is.

As a note, I will keep this book in my own bookshelf as I will surely reread it down my lifetime. It was worthwhile and I know I'll want to share the author's story again by reading it. Such a great journey and personality!
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Author 23 books58 followers
March 20, 2021
I don’t read a lot of non-fiction, but I was intrigued when I was offered the opportunity to read a travel memoir about a gay couple who purchase a wooden boat on a whim and take it on a journey neither of them will forget.

This is the engaging story of Alexander Watson and Dale Harris, their amazing Dalmatian, Doris Faye, and their antique designer boat, Betty Jane — a 1955 Chris-Craft that they restored themselves and made seaworthy. The book is kind of a “slice of life” story that follows their journey from restoring the boat to their trip through several states on the rivers of America. The author doesn’t hide the fact that a boat renovation project like this one can be rough on a relationship, and it was compelling to see how they solved their problems — both the boating and relationship ones. I did enjoy seeing them work through numerous setbacks and frustrations, and there’s little doubt in my mind that the restoration tested every skill both of the men possessed. The two of them formed an admirable team though a bit of drama snuck in from time to time.

My personal boating knowledge is limited to canoes and kayaks, so I was initially hesitant to begin reading this book, worrying that the boating terms would be over my head. Though numerous boating terms are indeed used throughout the book, they didn’t pull me out of the story at all. The author also includes a convenient glossary of terms in the back of the book for the curious.

What was fun was watching the two men figure out their boat and learn river culture as they went along, and we got to see just how arduous of a process it was. Basically, the fellows entered into a whole new world with its own rules, lingo, culture, and expectations. Luckily, the guys were often able to rely on locals for advice.

Speaking of locals, this is where the book really shined: the descriptions of the colorful and fascinating people they met along the way. The author uses colloquial dialog and phonetic spelling, which took me a bit to adjust to. But once I did, I loved it and felt that it added so much to the story. I could almost hear their voices in my head as I read, which really added an extra compelling element to the narrative. The dialog, the physical descriptions of the people, their mannerisms, and their animated speech brought them to vivid life. The author truly does a masterful job of capturing these compelling people in his mesmerizing stories. With only a few exceptions, most of the people Watson and Harris encounter are friendly, helpful, and kind, as well as eager to help out inexperienced “newbies.”

Though this book is indeed an emotional and personal journey, the book is not only about Watson and Harris — it’s about connecting with people, about acceptance, helping others, and finding one’s place in the world. This travel narrative grabbed me from the get-go, and before I knew it, I was lost in the story. By the end, I felt as though I were part of Dale and Alexander’s journey myself, and I am so glad this book came to my attention.

A huge thank you to the author for providing a review copy of this book.
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September 2, 2020
River Queens; the non-fiction tale of the Author, his partner in life and business, Dale Harris and their dog, Doris Faye. Together they restore a vintage wooden mid-1950s Chris-Craft forty-five feet yacht (Betty Jane) and undertake a voyage from Texas up to Ohio. As with all journeys, they meet a raft (pardon the pun) of supremely interesting and eccentric characters who aid and abet them in their restoration, new-found boating knowledge and become an integral part of Alexander and Dale’s river life.

Personally, reading this memoir every evening was the literary equivalent of slipping into the comfiest pair of slippers, the softest, most cushioned of chairs and exhaling the day away. One of those books when you mentally say ‘just one more chapter’, and you’ve read three more. Mr Watson has a knack for travel writing certainly but also a real deft, comedic touch. It’s rare I laugh out loud when reading but some of the characters were so brilliantly animated, they were hilarious without being caricaturised. One of the standouts for me was the gentleman in the Tag Office in Sallisaw (Chapter Six). I find when Authors write colloquial dialogue it can get rather tedious, but Alexander wrote it perfectly, it was a joy to read and you could hear their voices naturally resonant in your head (and I am English). It added another dimension to these fantastic people that he and Dale meet and, along with the physical descriptions which were wryly observed, it brought them vividly to life. Everyone they encountered jumped from the page and you felt you had met and conversed with them yourself.

Aside from Betty Jane and the escapades of the river and its people, there are small reminiscences; snippets of information from Alexander’s history which hint at a challenging past. I could have had more of these memories woven through the book. His relationships with his Parents, primarily his Mother were intriguing and, despite her being presented in a fairly amusing way, there was an anger, regret and sadness in these passages which countered the otherwise bouncy narrative. Dale remains an absolute constant both at the helm of Betty Jane and Alexander’s life and, in many ways, is the quiet thread that holds this book and, I suspect, Alexander together.
I know nothing about boats so there were times that it became a little technical and, for that reason, I could have done with the glossary at the beginning of the book. I was reading a soft copy edition and did not realise until the end that the glossary was there. I also would have found the inclusion of a map very helpful and a picture of Betty Jane because I did struggle to visualise her. However, I understand a map is present in hard copy.

River Queens was an entertaining read written by a naturally gifted writer with a nicely acerbic, observational style that easily lends itself to part-memoir/travelogue. Highly recommended.
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May 27, 2019
“It is said that a true river man searches the earth until he finds his very own river. A search that is as personal as it is for a mate.”
I am excited that I am getting back on track with my book reviews that are long overdue. I just finished reading River Queens by Alexander Watson. River Queens is about the journey of two men and their dog in the once unfamiliar world of boating. When these men go from being owners of an antique and renovation building to randomly transforming a wooden boat from looking like a nightmare gone wrong to a dream yacht named Betty Jane, I knew that this book would probably be like none that I have ever read. Even though I was lost with the boating terms sprinkled throughout the text, I appreciated the dose of reality about relationships with family, your significant other, and random people, whom you meet. The back of the book contains a dictionary to understand the boating world terms that Watson’s use to further illustrate his point. The boating terms sometimes distracts and confuses the reader. So, readers can definitely appreciate this feature. Throughout the text, Watson presents the rawness of life, especially from the viewpoint of a homosexual couple. With this text, Watson shows the normalcy surrounding people not accepting his relationship with his partner, Dale, as romantic and not just friends, while illuminating the beauty of a wonderful relationship with man’s best friend, a Dalmatian dog named Doris Faye. I like how Watson does not give an illusion that the relationship that he has with Dale is dreamy and perfect. Watson lets the reader know how decisions impacting the well-being of both must be discussed and addressed. I like how Watson shows the good, the bad, and ugly when you are embarking on a new and unfamiliar adventure, while in a relationship. Watson and Dale’s desire to renovate Betty Jane and trek across the rivers of the United States illuminates the importance of resilience, determination, and discipline. The time, effort, and commitment that Dale and Watson have to renovate Betty Jane is truly remarkable and commendable. Watson does not focus primarily sharing the wonderful aspects of the trek on the rivers, but he highlights instances of doubt, regret, physical and mental turmoil, and so much more. I think that everyone can benefit from reading this text because there are so many life lessons.
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277 reviews32 followers
November 18, 2018
(Actual rating: 4.5 stars)

Review: I know less than nothing about boats and I enjoyed River Queens very much. So if you're a lover of boats you may be blown away by this book.

One of the things that I love about being a book blogger is the chance to discover non mainstream books. I don't think River Queens would have appeared on any recommendations list for me because the main theme is not one I usually read. I do enjoy the occasional memoir or two but only of people I know and like. So even if it would have popped up I don't know if I would have read it.

Luckily Alexander found my blog and saw it worthy to review River Queens. Luckily I trusted my gut feeling of "hey that's something new for me, let's try it!". So here I am being very moved by a spotted dog and two men that I don't know but for the review mails.

My grandfather owned a boat, named after his first-born grandchild (that would be me btw), and that's everything that connects me to boats. But you don't need a connection to boats to enjoy this book. You don't even need an open mind for the LGBTQIA+ community (I judge you harshly if you're not open-minded though!)

River Queens reads like a classic, one that my teacher could have chosen for class. It's written rather down-to-earth but it manages to transport humour, curiosity, and grief in a way that it felt at times like my own emotions.

The last two years America's image has been a bad one - at times very bad - and I have wondered time and time again why friends of mine don't pack up and leave the country. I'm still wondering about this and if the social system of the US doesn't change I'll never stop wondering about this, but now I'm back to seeing the people as well. River Queens shows a different kind of mankind than the news and for that I am grateful.

Last Words: If you're just a bit curious about adventure, about taking a chance on what you dream of, read River Queens.

Disclaimer: I got the book for free through the author in exchange for an honest review. Thank you.
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Author 25 books35 followers
October 25, 2018
A delightful memoir written by Alexander Watson, River Queens invites its readers to travel with Alexander, his partner Dale and their wonderful spotted dog, Dorothy Faye as the Texas trio renovate an old yacht and journey through the rivers of Midwest America. I always enjoys well-written memoirs and Watson's book does not disappoint. I also love a good love story - and River Queens is as much that, as it is a well-told memoir. The love story featured in the book is one that exists between Alexander and Dale as well as one that exists between the great number of river travelers throughout the American rivers. The way the river travelers interact, welcome one another and converse shows true connection, respect, as well as humor. Having spent much of my own youth growing up on the rivers of the Midwest, I appreciated this sentiment.

Life is a journey. We all learn as we go. And often, life takes a different direction than the one we had planned. Alexander and Dale find this to also be true along their life's journey, and along their river journey. Both are a grand adventure they had never planned on. I enjoyed the parallels that can be made from their river journey, to life's journey.

One of my favorite things about Watson's book is that he brings the reader along with him on his journey, and he prompts readers to question: "What is actually important in life?"

And of course, as an avid advocate of animals, I always love a well-told story that includes a much loved dog! And Dorothy Faye is the much-loved dog of Alexander and Dale in this book.

I also always enjoy books that remind us that connection, adventure, love, and genuine kindness are to be celebrated - and that they do, indeed exist. River Queens is an adventure story that reminds us of these important aspects of life and a book I enjoyed reading.
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660 reviews34 followers
October 26, 2018
If you enjoy travel memoirs and/or love or are interested in boating than you will really enjoy this book.

I don’t normally read travel memoirs and I don’t care for boating but I thought I’d give it a try. I figured maybe I’d learn about boating. The book is well written and talks not just about the boat but about all the unusual people Alex and his partner Dale met along the way. I was shocked to read about some of the negative comments and attitudes regarding their relationship in some parts of the states. I didn’t realize there was still so much discrimination.

Be warned that there is a LOT of boat talk, usually with terms I didn’t understand. The back had a glossary but I didn’t know it was there till I finished the book. If you love boats or want to know more, this won’t be a problem. But if you are expecting more talk about the places and people and only a little about the boat, I just wanted you to be aware.

I have to say I have a new appreciation for what it takes to fully restore a boat and sail it along the river. I had no idea the undertaking. Every time the guys had something under control, something else stopped working or otherwise caused a problem. You can get a look at the inside of the boat on their website.

So you may be wondering why I rated it 3 stars instead of 4 or 5. For someone like me, it’s 3 stars because it didn’t grip my interest like some books and make me want to keep reading. I lost interest in the boat talk but enjoyed the talk about people and places more. Also there were a few times that the language became vulgar (swear words and vulgar words for gay people) and I don't like that. As I said though, someone who enjoys travel memoirs and books about boating may find it a 4 or 5 star book.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review
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Author 3 books9 followers
April 11, 2021

*I received a physical copy of this book in exchange for a review*

What did I like about this book?
For the most part, this was both an easy, sometimes funny, and an overall interesting read. I was hooked in from page one and Alexander and Dale's effortless and often relaxed dialogue skipped along in a way that not only set the plot in motion and moved the story along in a very balanced way. Not too fast, certainly not too slow.

I liked Alexander and Dale as well. Their experiences in this memoir were ones that many can identify with. Particularly with the people they meet (some helpful, some not so much) both at home and also along their travels.

What I didn't like about this book?
I don't that there was anything that I didn't enjoy about this book. In all honestly, it was a little hard to follow along with some of the boating-based languages as I'm not a boater. However, that was nothing the glossary in the back couldn't help with. So, thanks for that, Mr. Watson!

Overall thoughts & Rating?
I haven't read very much travel or boat-based non-fiction, but this personal and emotional work is one that has made me want to expand my reading repertoire. And I think it will do the same for you so I would absolutely recommend this work, especially those of you who enjoy stories of travel or boating.
1 review
December 29, 2019
As someone who suffered from early-onset wanderlust, I've been a voracious consumer of travelogues all my life. I confess that I wasn't certain what to expect with River Queens - would I resonate with the story? Could I find my place in it, being neither a classic boat enthusiast nor a gay man? And perhaps most important, would it lodge in my heart and stay with me?

Spoiler alert: Yes, yes, and yes. And then some more.

Somehow magically able to be both understated and engrossing, this tale of Alexander and Dale's voyage invited me in and took hold of me: Look. Listen. Wow. I carried the book with me to coffee shops and rail stations, read it with one hand while my other hand stirred soup, woke up with a start with it on my chest at 1:30am wondering, "Wait...the storm...is everybody okay?"

Alexander Watson is an astonishing storyteller, with a keen ear for dialogue, a crackling sense of humor, and masterful skills of observation that brought the characters they encountered on their journey to full, rich, imperfect life. His faithful capture of river life reminded me that there's an America far deeper, saucier, and more complex than just the sound bites and stereotypes -- something I desperately need to hear (over and over) in times like these.
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1 review
July 7, 2020

River travel is an interesting mix of boredom, terror and joy. I felt all that reading River Queens. name.

I found every page an adventure that I savored while eagerly looking forward to what was to come on the next. There is a rawness, a roughness to Alexander's writing that contrasts with his skills as a woodworker and a transformative artist. That rawness adds a feeling of life that would be lost if the writing was too polished.

River Queens reminded me of the Odyssey at times--a man driven to reach a destination regardless of what the gods and men put in his path. No siren song tempted them off course. The river's own siren song kept them moving. Alexander and Dale are two outsiders looking in on a world that is reluctant, sometimes fearful and at times even hateful about accepting them as they are. Fifty years ago Alexander and Dale might have been lynched or scuttled at every port. Instead they were met with a mix of confusion, consternation, and mostly curious acceptance. How far they came on their journey reflects how far we have come as a nation.

I would love to see River Queens offered in high school literature and social studies classes. I'm sure it would end up on a few banned book lists, another testament to the power of the story it tells.
1 review
October 21, 2018
If truth is beauty, and beauty is an exquisitely designed but high maintenance princess of a wooden boat, then truth is Betty Jane. And her crew are the acolytes who share the sacraments thereof.

Beginning with a love of beauty and craftsmanship instilled from childhood by a mother about whom I’d like to learn more sometime (maybe the next book), Alexander Watson spins a story which goes to some unexpected places. Related perhaps as much to Robert Pirsig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) and Annie Dillard (Pilgrim at Tinker Creek) as to Mark Twain (everything he ever wrote), River Queens is on the surface a story about two men who know nothing about boats but develop a wild hair which changes their lives. The reader learns along with them, and becomes immersed in a timeless sort of world where We and They are defined differently from the ways we’re weary of seeing on social media, the press, and the streets. In sensitive, perfectly pitched prose, Watson takes us into a world where the question that matters is ‘what’s really important, anyway?’. This is the book we need right now. I feel a little better already.
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April 30, 2019
You know that time when that guy told you about buying an old, leaky wooden boat with his partner and wanting to fix it all up and sail it down the river all the way from Texas to Cincinnati, with their dog no less, even though the two of them had never done anything like this before?
And how you thought, "Oh, I know how THIS story is going to end." Well, you were wrong. Boy, were you wrong! This is no Six Flags Riverboat Adventure Ride.
River Queens is grasping onto an idea, working through setbacks and frustrations to just take that first tiny step toward your goal, and finding out that once you are there, the real journey was the folks who helped you along the way. Don't worry if you're new to the river life, there's a glossary of terms that will help you understand what it took these two guys months to figure out.
It is an adventure which will immerse you from moment to moment, seeing the ports of call in your imagination, and hearing the twang of the locals who seen ready to help whenever and wherever they can. It's a ride worth taking.
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1,642 reviews129 followers
December 13, 2020
River queens is a memoir about two men, Alexander and Dale, who buy a boat they find sinking in a Texas Lake. They then decide to fix it up and go on a trip to see Arkansas, Tennessee, Cumberland, and Ohio.

The travel memoir takes you on an exciting journey. The not so perfect boat and the rivers of America caught my attention. I found parts of the adventure to be humorous, and at times I learned a few things I didn’t know.
The literature is descriptive, and the author does a good job explaining in detail how each encounter, place, and experience has been for them.

I particularly liked how Alex and Dale had to adapt and not only navigate the lurking waters but also face foreign locals and lands.

The tale treads on the men getting to learn more about themselves and each other. It is a personal journey, and the endeavor is descriptive with reoccurring flashbacks. There is love, loss, and many pages of increasingly appealing content that made me increasingly surprised.
I recommend this book to anyone who likes to read US travel guides and memoirs.
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Author 8 books5 followers
January 12, 2021
River queens is a journey on a wooden boat sailing from Oklahoma to Ohio. If you have never been on a river journey, then come aboard. The book is like a travel journal where Alexander has recounted his long boat ride and his encounter with numerous diverse characters including a dog. Throughout the book, you will be sailing on that boat with various fervent people around.

Conversations between people they met along the way steal the show. Their funny banters will make you smile all the way. Technicalities with a boat are explained in such depth that one day you might be able to repair a few problems by yourself. It is kind of a manual for sailors who wish to operate a wooden yacht combined with quirky tales of the journey.

This book will of interest to the adventurers who love the river and wish to embark upon a virtual voyage. It won’t disappoint you in this context. It is not a fictional novel but more of a memoir to bring you closer to a river lifestyle.

I enjoyed reading it. Recommended for those who love boats and rivers and want to know more about them.
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Author 2 books66 followers
February 17, 2021
River Queens follows the story of two unlikely boat owners who purchase and restore a wooden yacht. They then embark on a journey, along with their dog, exploring the American heartland, traveling by river from Texas to Ohio. The story details their adventures of life on the river.

Watson does a remarkable job of capturing the human narrative of his and Dale’s experience throughout this story. The writing places you right in the culture they encounter as they make their way from one outpost to the next. The story creates a vivid and colorful tapestry of life, not only on the water, but at the water’s edge.

Watson draws the reader into a wide range of emotions through his story. Be prepared to laugh and to cry in this heartwarming journey. I would like to thank the author for gifting me a free copy of the book in exchange for my honest review.
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154 reviews6 followers
January 10, 2021
It took me a while to get to River Queens and I am so glad I finally did. What a delight! It's the memoir of Watson's adventure restoring an old wooden Chris-Craft boat he and his partner bought in Oklahoma and sailed back to Cincinnati, Ohio. It's a charmingly quixotic story of adventure, mishap, and the romance of river life. The real heart of the book lies in how Alexander and Dale, two urban, gay, landlubbers-turned-river-captains, are adopted by the community of small town and rural "river people" they meet along their inland journey. In these divisive times when it sometimes seems like no one gets along, it is nice to read a book and realize that people are really nicer than we remember.
1 review
August 6, 2019
I was stressed about the world in general and River Queens was recommended as an excellent book that I would enjoy reading and which might help me reduce my stress levels.
Short of going on my own river adventure this book has to be the next best thing.
A thoroughly good read. Written with humor and a profound understanding of the multiple variations of the human spirit and soul.
Most books tell you about an adventure. This book encourages to live the adventure with the author and to suffer the pains of a smoking exhaust and swell with pride at the mechanical and all to human failings that they encounter and overcome along the way.
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112 reviews1 follower
November 13, 2019
I met the author at the Books by the Banks festival in Cincinnati and bought the book after a nice conversation with him. There's a lot more to the book than first meets the eye. I'm glad I read it.

The characters we meet along the journey are fantastic. For some reason, I particularly like the passage where we meet, I'm not sure if it's Pearl or Ethel. "She reminds me of my father's mother. She was a Victorian by her own admission, a Reconstruction Democrat who wore white gloves, except to funerals, all the way through the '70s until she once saw Nancy Reagan with a pair. I never saw her handle another glove again."

Alexander, I'm sorry for your loss of Doris Faye.
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