MYRTLE I’m a just an erotic woman who likes control. And edgy sex. And hard men. At the same time. So starting an outreach class at the TDH community center to teach other women how to put the dom in dominatrix was inevitable. Even if I was only doing it to use my boss, Pierce, as my submissive example and pay him back for humiliating me in front of the whole world last summer.
PIERCE I regret what I did to Myrtle. She’s the best assistant I’ve ever had and I’ll play along—for now—because I want to make things right. But... come on. Me? A submissive? Ha. Myrtle Rothschild might have the upper hand at the moment… but I’m bringing my A-game. I’m gonna take back control.
She can wear her hot, thigh-high latex boots. She can crack that whip all she wants. Hell, I’ll even let her leave marks.
But I’m about to school Ms. Rothschild in the art of who’s the boss. And she’s about to get Pierce-d.
J.A. Huss never wanted to be a writer and she still dreams of that elusive career as an astronaut. She originally went to school to become an equine veterinarian but soon figured out they keep horrible hours and decided to go to grad school instead. That Ph.D wasn’t all it was cracked up to be (and she really sucked at the whole scientist thing), so she dropped out and got a M.S. in forensic toxicology just to get the whole thing over with as soon as possible.
After graduation she got a job with the state of Colorado as their one and only hog farm inspector and spent her days wandering the Eastern Plains shooting the shit with farmers. After a few years of that, she got bored. And since she was a homeschool mom and actually does love science, she decided to write science textbooks and make online classes for other homeschool moms. She wrote more than two hundred of those workbooks and was the number one publisher at the online homeschool store many times, but eventually she covered every science topic she could think of and ran out of shit to say.
So in 2012 she decided to write fiction instead. That year she released her first three books and started a career that would make her a New York Times bestseller and land her on the USA Today Bestseller’s List eighteen times in the next three years. Her books have sold millions of copies all over the world, the audio version of her semi-autobiographical book, Eighteen, was nominated for a Voice Arts Award and an Audie award in 2016 and 2017 respectively, her audiobook Mr. Perfect was nominated for a Voice Arts Award in 2017, and her book, Taking Turns, was nominated for an Audie Award in 2018. Johnathan McClain is her first (and only) writing partner and even though they are worlds apart in just about every way imaginable, it works.
She lives on a ranch in Central Colorado with her family.
Pierced was hilarious and not what I expected. In book one, I thought he was a bit of a jerk. I realized he isn't a jerk after all, just a bit clueless. I liked getting in his head. His internal monologue had me laughing a lot. It made me like him so much more when I was in his head. I always find it fascinating how my opinion of a character can change so much just by getting his pov.
I love Myrtle because she has some crazy in her. She stayed true to what I saw in her in book one. I did feel a bit sad for her after learning a bit of her back history but that made her and Pierce fit together more. Her idea of revenge after what he did to her in book one was priceless and his reaction to that revenge was pretty dang funny.
After the road bumps these two encountered, I did think their coming together was a bit underwhelming but overall I enjoyed the journey. It was funny, entertaining and I look forward to the next book.
However, everyone acts like 16 year olds but the words CEO, COO, VP is thrown like confetti in Venice.
ALL CHARACTERS: let’s act like this is high school Hero: why won’t she looooooove me anymore!?!! Sure I decided to tear her dress in front everyone while pulling her hair. But why is she being meeeaaaannn????? Heroine’s best friend: he only pulls your hair cause he like you, he remembers you like him to pull it softly, does he remember how my boyfriend, who’s his bff for forever likes his hair pulled???? NOPE! Hero’s best friend: you ruined her braid man AND the mermaid outfit, I think you might now have to eat dirt
F***!!! This is not even primary school! This is preschool level shit!
He’s known her 7 years. You’re kidding right? I don’t like that in my romances. They need to SEE each other romantically or feel drawn romantically immediately. I read it, he was a numpty, but she constantly played victim. Like love, what do you expect people to think of you if you’re carrying that Dom personality all the time. If it’s fake, don’t be mad people are buying into it.
What a hoot! Pierced is the second book in the Tall, Dark, and Handsome series by the writing duo of Huss / McClain. If you read the first book, The Sexpert , you know that Myrtle is humiliated by her boss and CEO of the magazine Le Mans. Now Myrtle is out for revenge.
Myrtle is nothing but loyal to Pierce. She is an exceptional assistant, but he ruined it all by accusing her of stealing his intellectual property. Not only did he blame her he did it in front of everyone in his company. In an attempt to make amends, Pierce gives Myrtle a promotion, her own office, and anything else she might want. The problem is she wants her old job back and their relationship to return to normal.
I’m crazy about these characters. Myrtle is an independent woman with a good heart. As Pierce’s assistant, she roars in a subtle way that makes the people around her shake in their boots. She likes that control. It hurts her that she questions what she thought she has with Pierce. She wants it back, and she wants Pierce to apologize to her and really mean it. She wants his words and actions to convey his true feelings not just a word thrown at her without getting to the root of their conflict. She wants his actions to show his sincerity. Myrtle has a sexy yet librarian exterior, but inside she is all Mistress. Her challenge is to bring her inner Mistress out to play and Pierce is her target.
Pierce, on the other hand, doesn’t get it. He thinks apologizing, and submission are a major no-no. His father told him so, and he won’t disappoint his father. However, Pierce is miserable without Myrtle in control of his office. Together they are a good team. He wants that back and is willing to try anything to get there. Poor Pierce gets everything wrong in the beginning. He plays the boss well, but he is struggling.
Julie Huss and Johnathan McClain do an excellent job together. The characters they bring to life in this series are so funny. The chemistry is super hot, and the banter between the characters make me laugh and feel good. The story is smoothly delivered at a nice pace that keeps the pages turning. Pieced is told in dual points of view. As much as I love Myrtle, getting in Piece’s head is a laugh a minute. I love it.
I’m a major fan of this writing duo. I love when they write dark, and I also enjoy when they write light and funny. Pierced is from their comedic side and a must read. I really like this one. It is fun, sexy, and keeps you wanting more Tall, Dark, and Handsome.
Huss and McClain have proven themselves again. When it comes to romcom, no one does it better! Pierced is the 2nd book in the Tall, Dark, and Handsome series and while it was just as fun as Sexpert the first book, it has a BDSM theme that kicks it up a notch. What I LOVED most about this book were the dynamics between Myrtle and Pierce that had me seeing at least 50 shades of, er, “gray”, lol. I laughed hysterically at the “new” name Mistress Myrtle came up with for Pierce. OMG, too funny! For that alone you have to read the book. And then for the last page of the book?! My lips are sealed.....squee! 5 stars!
Now for the EOBS, the End of Book “Stuff”. Johnathan your words regarding control, submission and personal liberation are inspiring. And Julie, the way you explain the hows and whys of your characters and then weave a part of your personal life into your explanation is a gift. And my goodness, you and Johnathan really deserve some downtime. Thanks to both of you for sharing.
4.5 stars for this piercing story 😉 I knew Myrtle and Pierce’s story was going to rock and I was right! From the first time I entered the TDH neighbourhood I felt these two had a lot to say and I’m glad this duo authors gave them voice and told their tales. Like book one you get all the banters between Pierce and Andrew only now they’re told from Pierce POV and they’re riotous! You’ll laugh so hard you won’t be able to help but ask yourself what the hell is he on about with tears in your eyes from laughter. Needless to say Pierce’s inner thoughts are hilarious but at the same time, and that’s what I like most about this series, is that they’re also a way to know more about the character and what makes him they way he is. The same can be said about Myrtle, you can’t help but love her and side with her. So yes I’m totally looking forward to know more about the TDH people because there is no way this sparkling and talented duo can leave us just like that.
Pierce absolutely stole my heart! He was so cute and funny in a fumbling, arrogant sort of way that just endeared him to me. He’s all kinds of kingly and self-absorbed while he’s constantly forgetting people’s names. But deep down inside, he’s a bit insecure, a lot loyal, and currently lost without the groove that Myrtle and he had once experienced. But that relationship is damaged now due to his own fault and he can’t apologize enough. Except it’s not an apology that Myrtle wants.
Myrtle was fierce and independent. On the outside she’s a warrior and a force to be reckoned with. Those around her pretty much quake in their shoes when she stares them down. However, Myrtle has lost her direction since Pierce made his awful accusation against her months ago. Now she’s ready to dole out her own brand of justice to him but will he realize that’s it not an apology and it’s not submission that she’s really looking for…it’s something much deeper.
I loved the dynamic between these two in the Sexpert and this time around their relationship is seriously all twisty goodness and craziness even in the midst of their dysfunction. Watching them fumble back and forth as they try to find equal footing was both humorous and heart aching. This felt very much like a case of one step forward, two steps back. Except with each step forward they were truly seeing each other for who they were while opening themselves to the potential to trust and love.
This is a steady read with a nice pace to it and holy heck, the steam is intense. It’s dealing with a common enough topic in today’s erotic romance and yet from a different angle which was a first for me. The secondary characters are amazing and help to set up some of the most hilarious lines I’ve ever read. I’ve enjoyed each of the books these authors have co-written and have to admit I believe this one to be my favorite.
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
4.5 stars! The writing duo that is JA Huss and Johnathan McClain have once again written a supremely funny story in the Tall, Dark and Handsome universe! I first met Myrtle and Pierce in The Sexpert, book 1 in the TDH world. Both characters were so intriguing in that book that I couldn't wait to dive in and peel back their layers to get to their "real" selves.
Myrtle comes across as this librarian-slash-dominatrix persona who has everyone in the offices of Le Man magazine scared of her. She exudes sexuality and confidence but once you really get to see inside her layers, she is truly someone who has fears and doubts and when it comes to love, that "take no prisoners" attitude is nowhere to be found.
Pierce is the kind of guy you just can't help but hate to love. He is arrogant and rude, but in reality he is just a clueless guy who doesn't even realize that he's doing or saying anything that would be offensive. And when it comes to Myrtle, all he knows is that he needs her in his life. She compliments him, she puts him in his place, she "completes him". But he messed that dynamic up in the most spectacular fashion and now he will do just about anything to make it right again.
It was SO enjoyable watching these two feed off each other. Their banter is hilarious. The journey Myrtle and Pierce take to figure out what they really want was...something else. Yeah, I already know this is a book I will read over and over again.
I am really loving this Julie and Johnathan writing duo! Whether they are writing a dark romance or a funny one, the banter and dynamic between the main characters is always fascinating to read. I am excited to see what these come up with next!
Compromise. To me that is the theme of this story. Sometimes we think we know those closest to us. Sometimes we think we know ourselves. Then something, or someone, happens and every thought we had changes. Changes the way we view others and the way we view ourselves. Sometimes we just want to have control. Complete control. Partial control. Any kind of control. Sometimes we just want to let go. Let whatever happens, happen. It's finding that person, or people, to have around you, that you can be whatever you were meant to be. Do whatever you want to do. Act however you want to act. And not be judged for it. To just be able to be yourself and people be who they are.
This is Pierced, book 2 of the Tall,Dark and Handsome series written by JA Huss and Johnathan McClain. These two authors work so well together that they create a wonderful world that just drags you in and leaves you wanting more! I would love another book about all of the characters in this series. Myrtle has been Pierce’s assistant for years before he accuses her of something in front of the whole company and embarrasses her. So now he is groveling and begging for her forgiveness. She really puts him through the paces. Its lot of fun and cringeworthy as well. Don’t miss this series!
Pierce and Myrtle could totally rule the TDH - Pierce from his office throne and Myrtle with Betty and Dave on either side of her. Wearing leather. Can you see it?
Pierce, the ridiculously crazy, and occasionally inflective and sweet, CEO if Le Man magazine was someone I absolutely LOVED in The Sexpert. I wanted him to find his perfect match just like his BFF Andrew did. I had a feeling that someone for him to love more than himself was something he needed in his life.
Myrtle wasn't the most lovable person - in either book. In Pierced, she's out for blood... or at least extreme humiliation. She wants to repay Pierce for the embarrassment she suffered when he wrongly accused her of being The Sexpert. And she has PLANS. At times I found her schemes mean-spirited and totally worse than what Pierce did to her. But, then there were moments when I could see how perfect Pierce and Myrtle could be together.
Pierced spans two continents, involves several exotic animals and includes whips, chains, cages and safewords (sacrebleu!). It's about being comfortable in your own skin, as well as going outside your comfort zone to prove to someone you care about that you're in it for the long haul.
I was sold on this dynamic duo written by one of my favorite dynamic duos.
This amazing writing duo DOMINATED the hell out of this book! Pierce humiliated and hurt the one person who has always had his back, his assistant Myrtle and she has a plan to get even. Myrtle wants to humiliate Pierce so he can feel half of what she felt by his betrayal. Myrtle and Pierce's banter and laugh out loud moments had me so enamored with their story, I couldn't let it go until the end. If you loved the Sexpert you're going to obsess over Pierced, so grab this book now!
This book was really funny and easy to read. The conversation between Pierce and Andrew had me laughing so hard that I had tears
Pierce and Myrtle are wonderful characters. Their personalities were awesome, the relationship was funny and charming, the I kept reading just to see what Pierce would do next.
I loved the book, and Pierce is out of this world clueless and that made him even better.
Pierce and Myrtle were adorable. Reading the first in this series now I have finished this one. Sometimes boss and employee books can be too similar but this was a stand out story for me. Had to love Pierce even though he was so honestly selfish brilliant. Just started first one and now realise the whole story on the TDH.
I love these quirky characters and the narrators ARE AWESOME and very believable. This series is underrated. More people need to suggest these when asked for witty romance.
I liked this book but not quite as much as the Sexpert. The characters didn't grab me as much as the couples in the first book but it was still a fun read.
Really enjoyed this book, and it was insanely funny and cute! I found this to be a quick read, I just couldn’t stop reading. I just wish the dominatrix-ing was more in-depth, cause it seemed to be more lite role play than lifestyle.
Pierced is the hilarious and adorable second book in J.A. Huss and Johnathan McClain's Tall, Dark & Handsome series of standalone novels. This office romance is fun and flirty. The banter and dynamics between the two main characters, Myrtle and Pierce, is fantastic; Myrtle goes out of her way to creatively include sexually-charged innuendo whenever possible. It frequently gives her the power position as her co-workers aren't sure what to make of this beautiful and confident woman.
Myrtle's backstory is crazy and absolutely unexpected! The scary tigress readers first meet in The Sexpert, has the same self questions and doubts as most women...she just hides it well under her chosen persona. When it comes to love though, she is not nearly as aggressive.
Pierce is a lot less crazy than portrayed in The Sexpert, however, his internal battle between winning Myrtle's forgiveness and maintaining his personal power lends itself to existential life questions as well as an abundance of humorously far-fetched situations. I loved Pierce's romantic bumbling in his attempt to appease Myrtle.
As the two trade-off power like kids on a teeter-totter, Pierce discovers he needs an equally strong partner both in love and in the office. Meanwhile, Myrtle's dominate tendencies are at war with her vulnerable heart. I found myself frustrated and almost giving up on the characters, then wanting to shake some sense into both of them, and ultimately enjoying their convoluted journey to self-discovery, acceptance, and love. Pierced is full of tongue-in-cheek fun, and a highly enjoyable read.
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Huss and McClain have definitely hit their comedic stride.
Pierce is typically male, and clueless when it comes to his relationship with Myrtle and Myrtle, well she has a plan to knock him down a peg or two, or three...HA!
This will make you laugh out loud and feel good...it's perfect.
OMG that was awesome-sauce! I laughed so much. But there were moments were it was serious. It definitely blended well. Huss & McClain are an Amazing Duo. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
Get ready to meet Pierce and Myrtle. You'll love them.
The second book in the TDH series is romantic comedy with a twist. JA Huss is known for her romance that is dark with twist and turns and she doesn't really do rom-com, but I gotta say that her and Johnathan McClain have cornered an area of romantic comedy that just hits the spot where you might not be expecting it. It's original, fun and quirky in a whole different way. Pierced is the second book in the series and while it is a standalone, I feel I got more out of it because I have gotten a bit of the back story of Pierce and Myrtle's work relationship in The Sexpert. Pierce is known for being a King of his world. He doesn't really take notice of those below him or people that he doesn't fully respect in his mind. It's like he thinks he is better than others, but he really knows that he's not. It's a French thing apparently (and no, I don't think that. This is fiction and comedy, mes amies). He won't remember your name and he may not even remember what you do for him in the company. But he knows what he needs to do to succeed and he knows he is only as good as the people he surrounds himself with. And Myrtle. Dear awesome, black sheep Myrtle. I loved her in book one and thought she was a force to be reckoned with. I recognized that she was strong and the person that was the glue to everything. But when Pierce unloads a bomb on her in book one (which we start with in book 2, so you don't necessarily need to read book 1), trust and the glue seem to dissolve in her mind. But she has plans. Oh, does she have plans. "I am Mistress Myrtle and this class I'm planning for Pierce is not for beginners." Pierced is Fifty Shades with a side of humor and lion tamer. How can you not be intrigued with that description? A strong and dominate woman mixed with a dominate man. How will this play out? Who will give in? I enjoyed this book and adored Myrtle. I connected with her. She is different and not what we expected to begin with. I loved the banter between the two and honestly would've liked to see more. These two have chemistry and I think that could've been played with a bit more. Sometimes I felt like the story was dragging on, but other times I wanted more of these two and their "love language". Overall, it was an enjoyable book that took place in an up and coming business community in Denver. There is some politics going on behind the scenes that I have a feeling will play out in future books and I can't wait to see how JA and Johnathan will play with that and the added humor that they are so good with. And all the supporting characters. We can't forget about them. Because this is a team in the TDH community. And I'm on board for more. 4.5 TDH stars
First this is Book 2 of the TDH, The Sexpert is the first and I just do not think you can read book 2 without reading book 1 first, no way. So if your looking for the beginning go back to book 1 first and read the Sexpert so you can really get what got us to getting Pierced!
So yes its a Rom-com but to me it had a Big Ole Bunch of seriousness to it for sure! JA Huss and Johnathan McClain have done it again, gone out of what I considered the norm for them and made it AWESOME!!! I mean seriously this is a book you will love to just devour once you start, its just got the them that you have to see what the heck is around the next corner of the corner you just laughed yourself out of and then it starts all over again. Confused ya? Sorry but seriously these two, Myrtle and Pierce they are IT to me, they are exactly what the TDH is suppose to be. Oh yes I loved the Sexpert and all of our characters we have met before BUT I Love these two people because even though Eden and Andrew invited us into TDH, live and breath it, these two are NOT but Really Are and dont even try to be because they are just trying to be what they think they should be and truly could give a care in the world what that truly means to others...this is a book you will want to revisit many times.
I love Myrtle's self assertiveness and Pierce's complete oblivion to like everyone BUT ya see they see each other, they are not completely oblivious after all but have both had many things happen in life to mold them into these Strict over the top types. But Pierce in the Sexpert totally ruined a 7 yr working relationship to the one person whom he trusted the Most and same was for Myrtle she never in her wildest dreams thought he would have embarrassed her in front of the entire Le Mans Magazine. He has apologized, given her all he thought he could what he didn't realize was that wasn't what she was ever after. but never fear Myrtle is going to let him know exactly how she feels now and she concocts a plan of action that is Hilarious and Sexy as all get out!!!
So not going to spoil it for you anymore the intro was all you needed anyways but just so you know Pierce is SO Not Who I thought he would be, Myrtle IS! But that doesn't mean she wont get Pierced!
Thanks for another wonderful book Julie and Johnathan! I can't wait to see what else yall have in store and coming for us in the TDH. Bravo Again Guys! Give is MORE!!!
Huss and McClain have written comedy gold with Pierced. I haven't had this much fun reading a book in quite a while and the wildly crazy romance between Pierce and Myrtle made my day that much better. These two. I'm not sure where to start but I will just say this: they couldn't be more perfectly matched.
Pierce as the owner of Le Man magazine should be all grace and power and refinement. Yet when it comes to women or more importantly, the woman he doesn't realize he loves, suddenly he's hapless and fumbling and trying his hardest not to continually put his foot in his mouth. And I loved him for it. Just the fact that he was willing to do anything and I mean anything to get Myrtle to forgive him for humiliating her in front of the entire staff (read The Sexpert to witness that debacle firsthand) was absolutely wonderful. He can't remember anything about the rest of his staff, yet everything about Myrtle to him is burned into heart and mind. Le sigh!
And Myrtle. Her hard shell exterior holds a vulnerable awkward girl on the inside. She is truly a puzzle that it seems only Pierce can solve. I loved her tenacity, her driven attitude and the way she could scare anyone in her path. And even when she is a bit lost since her 'promotion' at Le Man, she is still the fierce goddess that only a man like Pierce can both tame and adore.
These two go through quite the journey to finally admit their hidden feelings for each other. It's almost insane the lengths these two go to and not only was some of it very erotic but at the same time there is that smart humor that Huss and McClain deliver time and again. Only they can mix wit and sex flawlessly!!
The various uses of the word Pierced was downright clever and once again shows the gift that Huss and McClain have when it comes to this TDH series. Their comic flair is pure genius and I myself was Pierced more than once throughout this book.
For a story that combines matter of the heart with wickedly shrewd fun, grab Pierced and enjoy this battle of wills and power that is sure to put a huge smile on your face.
After reading The Sexpert, I didn't think I could enjoy this duo's writing any more... but I was wrong! Pierced was an even better read as I watched Pierce and his ex-secretary, now VP of Social Media, Myrtle work through their issues to fall for one another. It was another quick and amusing read, that was full of sexual tension and quirky moments that had me hooked!
Pierce was a strong, good looking and successful man, and he grew a lot throughout this read. I loved the way he was willing to give over a bit of control to Myrtle, so he could get his favourite person in the world to forgive him. He still was a little self absorbed, but I could see that he cared deeply for Myrtle, and he worked hard to get her to like him again. With a little push from Andrew and Eden, from the previous book, he was willing to fight for what he wanted.
I loved Myrtle in the first book, so I was excited to see what she was really like. She showed us that there was a different person that she was hiding, and often appearances aren't what they seem to be. It was amusing to watch Myrtle try to tame Pierce, and she doubted herself at times, but Pierce would be there to comfort her as well.
Pierce and Myrtle together were entertainment plus! The sexual tension between them was off the charts and I could see how deeply they cared for one another. Every situation that Myrtle put Pierce into was hilarious, but he was willing to do anything for her!
I just love the way that J.A. Huss and Johnathan McClain deliver these books together; they complement each other so well and I get lost in their worlds. Each character is created well, and I can't help but want to know more about them. I just don't know how they will top this book, but I'm sure they will try!
Myrtles boss Pierce made a mistake. A really big, public one that has possibly cost him her friendship. Loyal, dedicated and a hard worker, Myrtle is finding it hard to forgive Pierce for not only humiliating her but also not trusting her after everything she’s done for him. Even though Pierce has tried to make amends, things are a lot different between them now and Myrtle is determined to have nothing to do with him....Until she’s approached and asked to teach a class of women how to be a dominatrix and suddenly a revenge plan starts forming. What better way to get payback than to humiliate Pierce by making him be her submissive? Thinking he won’t go for it Myrtle approaches Pierce with her offer but Pierce will do just about anything to earn her forgiveness and with a slight amendment agrees. Of course that doesn’t mean that their little sessions are going to go to plan or that Pierce is going to have a good time but Myrtle has her plan and she’s determined to stick to it.
I loved Pierce. This guy is just too much. Too funny, too stupid for someone so smart, too loveable. He’s a brilliant character and had me laughing out loud throughout this book. His forgetfulness, his quirky ramblings, his obliviousness all added to his charm. Myrtles character I struggled with at times. Which is nothing new for me and female leads but what was surprising to me was that I never actually disliked her. She ticked me off sometimes but the more I got to know the ‘real’ Myrtle the more I understood why she’s the way she is and by the end I was definitely rooting for her to get what she wanted.
I love this duo when the write together and this is definitely one of my favourite books by them. If you’re looking for a fun, quirky, funny rom com this is definitely one to try.
Unlike the previous book I did like this one quite a bit and that is primarily thanks to Pierce. He is such a fun character. And the way he was self-aware about his ego boosting loud statements but still goes for it cuz that’s his jam.
The h had a strong start and there was strong expectations from her character when she turned out to be truly a dom type of character. She floundered a bit towards the middle of that story with her doubts of "who am I perceived as" and if her people around her didn’t know her at all when she mostly presented them one side of her - and that all took one star from the story. Would have been a 4 star read otherwise.
In essence she turned into a bit of a contradiction, not all the way as she tried to stay true to her core personality but wish that could have portrayed a bit better in the end. The end
But all in all thoroughly enjoyed Pierce as a character and his loud exclamations. Like when he saw Myrtle’s wild cats and saw that they moved just like her and just freaked out that she is a witch. That. Is. Hilarious. Can never get enough of him.