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274 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 20, 2015
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'Do you notice anything about my items?' I ask.
She looks like she doesn't want to play my game, so I make it easy for her.
'They're all blue!'
'Oh yeah, why?'
'I'm having a blue party!'
The snarl on her face melts a little.
'Is it his favourite colour?' she asks
'Whose favourite colour?'
She looks confused.
'Your little boy, are these not for is birthday party?'
I think for a moment.
'Yes, they are. And I'm making a Smurf cake!'
The woman behind me in the queue pokes her head into the conversation.
'Ah that's lovely, what age is he?'
'They're six. I have boy twins.'
The words glide out of my mouth like a silk thread.
'You must have your hands full with them,' the woman behind me says, but the shop assistant only stares.
'How come you never have them in here with you?'
'Oh . . .'
I think for a minute.
'They're in wheelchairs.'
'Ah God, that's terrible, terrible!'
'Who minds them?' asks the shop assistant. Her face is squeezed into strange shapes.
'What?'
'When you come in here to do your shopping, who minds them?'
'Oh, they're fine on their own.'
'You leave them alone?'
Her voice sounds like a cup shattered on a tile. I look from one angry face to the other.
'They can't get out of their wheelchairs, they're fine.'
They look at each other the way that girls in school used to look at each other: an eye-lock that doesn't include me. Then they look at me with a purity of hate that stiffens me. I pack my blue items into my bag—I wish I'd remembered to bring a blue plastic bag—and pay. The woman behind me is muttering to the woman behind her, and I catch the words, 'social services . . . shouldn't be let have kids . . . something wrong with her.' I take my change and hurry off with great big gulps of marbles in my throat. When I reach the house I rush in, close the door and bolt it. If social services come, they might be angrier that I'm not neglecting children I don't have than if I was neglecting children I did have. I feel sadder than I've ever felt before, sad like the end of the world has come and gone without me. (42–43)
Penelope sighs and swerves to avoid a cyclist, who roars something I can't hear. She drives like a Don't Drink and Drive ad, she drives with a rattle and a wallop and a clang and a bang. When she doesn't like the feel of a lane or the colour of a puddle or the shape of a pothole, she glides into the other lane. I've never seen cars driving straight at me before, the drivers' mouths forming into cartoon 'O's before beeping and swerving. (144)
"I feel like a mediocre still life hung next to a Caravaggio."
"the word 'spiritual' makes my skin weep because it seems to say so much but really says so little."
"The idea of owning something so unownable is strange: owning a house-sized quantity of air is like owning a patch of the sky. I laugh, but the sound is mean and tinny, so I take in a lung of air and laugh again – this one is bigger, but too baggy. I’ll save my laughs until I have worked on them in private. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them that I’m between laughs."or of the awkward relationships she has with others
"Bernie and Mary are outside my house talking. It feels like an attack of words that haven’t reached me yet”Vivian’s description of her new friend Penelope (doesn’t rhyme with antelope) — “She seems to gather up the outside and bring it in with her. She drips words, pours sentences, gushes paragraphs on me” — is how Vivian herself handles language.
"My sister sighs, a sigh so long that I snatch it up in my mouth and spit it right out again. ‘What are you doing?’ ‘I’m cancelling out your sigh.’ "
“He talks like he’s being chased by words, swallowed up by sentences.”Even though it seems Vivian is quite incapable of looking after herself, I find good advice in some of her astute observations:
“Her voice has plumped up again, and she sends a clatter of words down the line. In between sups of wine, I say words like, ‘wow, ooh, mm, really, oh, aren’t they great, ah that’s nice’. The small words seem to be the most important, but I’m not sure if they count as actual words.”
“I should learn to bustle so I don’t look like an imposter in my kitchen.”This book bulges with the delight that makes you clap ‘yes!’ or unexpectedly snort-laugh.