Note: Written in 2007, when my prose style was at an all-time low.
I would like to begin this review with a statement: I am not a rich man. The highest amount of capital I have ever accrued amounts to approximately two thousand British pounds, and after reading Money: A Suicide Note from Martin Amis, I can also state in all conviction – that will do quite nicely for me.
I picked this book up expecting a white-hot satire on the power of money to corrupt and infect the individual, and to rot society from the inside out. I also, perhaps, on some level, needed some reassurance that money truly is the root of all evil, that the wealthy people of the world are the most vacuous and corrupted of all and that there is little enlightenment and personal enrichment to be found in the realm of the filthy lucre. So – did I come away reassured? Did I leave this voluminous text (and it is a voluminous text) with the kind of comfort I required, or did it change my perception on the topic entirely? The answer is that this novel left me utterly breathless – in both a positive and negative sense.
The Lowdown
Money: A Suicide Note is a book about extreme excess. It is therefore written under this proviso from the first moment we are introduced to the loutish, amoral protagonist John Self. The voice of the narrator is rather like that of a brutish cockney millionaire high on cocaine, talking noisily about how brilliant he is in a lift to a group of embarrassed, discerning onlookers. Amis’ creation is the image not, it seems, of the archetypal Thatcherite yuppie, but more of an unhinged, self-made businessman who leads a life of exploitation and epileptic unrest; constantly on the look out for the next addiction he can get his greedy hands on. Released in 1984, this book must have struck a chord with those sickened by the “greed is good” ethos of the 1980s and made all those in pursuit of the mega dollars look rather degenerate.
John Self is a repugnant individual, it is true – misogynistic, foul-mouthed, coarse and self-destructive – but is imbued with an extreme intelligence and insightfulness (perhaps merely to accommodate the sheer density and crackling eloquence of Amis’ prose). We get the genuine sense throughout the novel that this is a character who is shallow and unthinking, but in whom lurks a genuine intelligence and an almost insatiable need for some kind of spiritual fulfilment. He is, to me, like some walking brain, split wide open and just hanging there; receptive to almost every kind of stimulus he encounters. It is in his world of jet-set and sleaze we are trapped in for all 400 pages of this text, and despite this full absorption into his world, he appears desolate and almost impenetrable from the outside.
Style & Plot
Excess is adopted throughout each stylistic nuance of this book. The length of the sentences are just a little too long, as are the ensuing paragraphs, in order to give the effect of leaving the reader feeling dazed and bloated. If John Self has just gorged on a whole plateful of burgers, the reader feels that sensation as well. This does not make for the easiest reading style, but it does manage to evoke the feeling of the sheer lack of restraint the character has. When one word would do, Amis uses about three or four, stretching his descriptive capabilities to near breaking point. He also works in more surreal, literary imagery into the text, most of which gets swamped in the sheer ocean of adjectives. The narrator more or less rambles for all 400 pages, and there is no real structure or point to many of the events – we merely wade through the wasteland of his indulgent and decadent life, then build to the moment of his (almost) suicide.
The narrator works in the pornographic film industry and the events in the book detail his abusive relationships with actresses, his contemptuous colleagues and with his manifold addictions. These parts of the book can be difficult to swallow, since they engendered in me more anger than humour, but there are some (guilty) laughs to be had in the astonishing wordplay that Amis is able to spindle throughout most of the novel. His ability as one of the best contemporary British authors is never in doubt throughout this text. What is perhaps the most interesting element of the book, for me, is the postmodern twist he has thrown into his work; in this instance including himself as a character in the novel. The intellectual bankruptcy of John Self is revealed when a somewhat sympathetic (and part-human) friend called Martina gets him into reading books. Amis is characterised as a mild-mannered, cantankerous bookworm (which is not entirely inaccurate) and sketches himself well into his own work.
Upon an encounter with Amis in some random London pub, Self decides (with encouragement from Martina) that he should immerse himself in books to attain a higher level of knowledge and begins by tackling George Orwell. It would seem at this point that the bookworm voice of Amis is breaking through the narrative here, and he lectures a little through his character that there is a kind of currency – intellectual currency – money just cannot afford. The text then does that neat tactic of referencing itself later on, as some “text within a text” cleverness I learned about (after three years of English Lit, I remembered something) is introduced, and Self becomes a scriptwriter, working on a film titled Bad Money (later shortened to Money). The honest way in which Amis earns his money (via his writing) is juxtaposed to the repugnant way Self earns his, via sleaze and debasement. Lots to think about. But not just now.
Further Thoughts
Money: A Suicide Note manages to end on something of a poignant note, with the final chapter making startling use of italics over the last monologue as Self, after his near-death experience, sits alone an absolutely shattered individual. Instead of being a mere figure of fun, whose flashy dialogue and brutal cynicism make him out to be a clueless buffoon, he is exposed as a vulnerable, child-like man and is suitably crushed to a pulp by Amis for all his heartlessness. Since Self has spent the text running around like an overexcited child in a candy shop, perhaps this climax is inevitable. It still manages to make for an effective end to the novel, even if the overall message of the text ends up rather dimmed given the density of it all. Or perhaps I was too stupid. Which is more likely.
What is to be taken from this text? As a discourse on the detrimental effects of having too much money, it raises some convincing and crucial arguments. Those who come from poorer backgrounds and who seek nothing but cold, hard cash from an early age, are shown as people with something pointless to prove to themselves who are taking the wrong path in life. It also hectors – quite clearly – that when a person has an unlimited amount of money, it can end up corrupting the person and robbing them of their humanity. Just think of all those benevolent multi-millionaires out there. What ones? My point exactly.
Since all I sought from this novel was a barbed black comedy and a first-rate, scathing social commentary, I came away one pleased consumer. I do believe that Amis could have trimmed some sections of the text (it is voluminous, remember) but that would seem to contradict the OTT nature of the whole thing. Silly me! It can also be difficult to invest bags of reading time (approx. 10 hrs) in such an irredeemable protagonist who is doomed from page one, and care about anything he is doing seeing who most people would avoid this man with all the effort they could muster. However, something I should have mentioned in the beginning – this is a comedic work, and it did make me laugh in some places. I am not the type to be reduced to hysterical laughter with satirical novels, but this one at least raised some guilty chuckles and set my grey matter reeling afterwards. Why did I laugh at that? What does that say about me? Am I an absolute bastard? And so on.
Conclusion
This novel deserves to be included with the finest satires on shallow greed ever published. It does the job nicely, namely exposing the power of money to deaden the individual, and it approaches the issue from a classically British perspective. Which I find pleasing (being British). Perhaps American novels along the lines of Bonfire of the Vanities, or even to a certain extent the ice-cold humour of American Psycho are fine points of comparison to make. Since they are the only two I can think of just now. This novel is recommended to those who require a reminder of the evils of money, who just enjoy seeing the idiots rich exposed as sheer, unenlightened morons and who delight in a wordy, erudite satire that delivers a nice scissor-kick to the groins of those who deserve it. A worthwhile endeavour.