Terrible
The story in this book, what little there is, is terrible! Let me be clear, I’m not offended by cursing, or harems, or claiming your work is inspired by the work of other artists. What I dislike is flat, bad, boring writing. Most of the story is told in passive voice, described after the fact, or is told to the reader rather than shown through description. The characters are all flat - with all the females being the same and having the same body types that the college age main character, Den, responds to in the same way. I know fantasy stories call for suspension of disbelief, but none of the actions of any character from the very beginning of the story make any sense. Den, or Dennis as he is known in our world, is living in the worst apartment imaginable. I can’t tell you what the apartment looks like because I wasn’t shown or told what it looks like, all the author gave the reader was “imagine the worst apartment you can think of only it’s actually worst.” Yet according to the author, every night there is a huge pool party at the building that involves lots of college girls losing their bikini tops. Oh, and the building next door to Dennis’ building complex, is a sorority building that his apartment balcony just happens to look down upon and the sorority girls are also always sun bathing and romping around half naked or throwing wild parties. Again, we don’t see any of this, we are told this by The author ... so why exactly is this the worst apartment beyond anything I can imagine? Especially considering that the only two things I know for sure about Dennis by the end of chapter one is that he loves Conan books, comics, video games and movies - and He can only describe women in terms of their chest size and bounce. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a shallow character like Dennis would really hate his existence - even if he is suppose to only weigh 150 pounds at 6 feet tall which makes him extremely unhealthy and was also not something I found believe able because he works at a pizza parlor named after his favorite super hero - Conan.
Just to round out this summary of chapter one and the unbelievable/terrible writing - after Dennis goes to class where he suddenly takes ill and vomits all over several classmates, including the two hottest girls in the class that he just happens to be assigned to sit between (since when did assign seating become a thing in college? I’ve a masters degree and I’ve been teaching college courses going on seven years now, and all the time as a student and as an instructor I’ve never had assigned seating). But despite having vomited, the two babes decide to take Dennis back to his place - which they can find with no help from him - and are apparently intent on having a threesome with him (we all know nothing turns a woman on like vomit and a guy about to pass out from being sick) because one of them has decided to get revenge on some guy - we don’t know who this guy is because he’s just a name in a brief sentence of dialogue that she says before reminding her friend, the other hot girl, that she said she would help her with this - and ‘this’ apparently means they both get naked and into bed with Dennis a moment or so before his fever and illness causes him to pass out. That’s it. That’s all we get to justify their actions. But don’t worry dear reader, in chapter two Dennis wakes up in wannabe Conan-land and assumes the identity of Den. There is a Dark One out there in wannabe Conan-land and he needs to be defeated. So the two new hot babes that Den meets have summoned him because their gods read Den’s mind and mistook him for a combat companion of Conan. And when the gods couldn’t summon Conan for the girls, the priestess settles for Den. Got to love incompetent gods. Fear not though, the two girls have used magic to take the way Dennis day dreams himself being as he battles at Conan’s side, and they can give him the muscles, the body, the strength that he imagined and that they mistook him for actually having - he just has to sleep with them over and over and over again, each time getting stronger, each time being an amazing lover that can go for hours on top of hours and if at this point you decide to keep reading the story let me assure you - you won’t get to see any of the action - not in the bed or on the battlefield. But you will be told about it in very boring poor descriptions.
To sum it all up - this book is terrible. It’s an insult to Conan, who would crush Den as his enemy, see his companions scatter before him and hear the lamentations of the poor women that the author stuck with Den.