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Get The Poop! The diary of a dung beetle: Funny children's picture book (Funny stories for kids).

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Dookie is a friendly but hungry young dung beetle whose life revolves around poop. He eats poop, drinks poop and bathes in poop. That's right, at the end of the day, Dookie loves nothing more to wash his hair with seagull poo in a nice warm bubble dung bath.

Dookie and his best friend Turdy aren't fussy when it comes to eating poop. They'll eat unhealthy fast-poop from McDumps or fresh seapoo Poopie Joe's Seapoo Shack. These poop eating beetles will get poop whatever way it's served!

Dookie's mom needs an elephant pooball to lay her eggs, so she asks her son to gather a big pooball from the jungle. The young dung beetle sets off on a quest to find the egg-laying dung for his soon-to-be-born siblings. What follows is a hilarious gross-out tale of searching for an elusive poop, and resisting the urge to eat it! Dookie meets friends along the way and learns to navigate the sleazy but seductive Night Dung Market with it's rare and exotic poop from around the world.

Young children and adults alike will love the antics of Dookie, as they follow him on his escapade to find the perfect pooball for his mother’s new babies while imagining his revolting but funny habits.

It’s a funny short story for children ages 5-8 and contains plenty of jokes for kids ages 9-12 (especially those who love gross-out humour). Get The Poop! The Diary of a Dung Beetle will surely become a favourite bedtime read, as well as a talking point and source of amusement for years to come.

58 pages, Paperback

Published February 8, 2018

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April 22, 2018
I received a copy to facilitate my review. The opinions expressed here are my own. This was a cute book about a dung beetle who is out to get a ball of elephant poop so his mom can lay her eggs. Things don't go quite as planned. This was a cute story. The gross factor is definitely there for younger kids. The talk of eating, drinking and bathing in poop will cause children to giggle and gag.
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May 29, 2018
Get the poop! The Diary of a Dung Beetle. This was a very cute book. Kids are sure to love it. As a mom though I found it gross. But the illustrations are wonderful. This is sure to be a hit with the kids.
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