Tiny and Craig: Common Decency and Table Manners

by Steven Welch

This story was written as a bedtime story fairy tale for county jail inmates' bedtime story so the writer felt safe. Francisco native since arriving in 1955. Lives in Sonoma County wine country. Former standup comedian, pirate radio show host, chef/cook and dishwasher/owner of tiny bistro in Humboldt County. The story began as a bedtime story for other inmates in County jail when I was afraid of them. Tired of the rat races, I ran a classified ad "Revenge is best served as a cold cream pie' and threw around 400 pies for a nominal fee. Choctaw tribal member uncomfortable enough with tech to still be carrying a flip phone. Call before you text please. Yakoke is Choctaw for Thank you. Yakoke.

170 pages, Paperback

Published August 3, 2018

About the author

Steve Welch grew up in Daytona Beach, and currently lives in Winter Garden, Florida.
He’s been a theme park entertainment director, radio morning show host, author, convenience store clerk on the midnight shift, and line cook at a beachside seafood joint.
Welch has also had the good fortune to travel the world performing waterski shows with a roving band of aquatic warriors and renegade cultural emissaries known as The Stars of Florida.
Those experiences informed his new satirical novel, "FloridaWorld."