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49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas: A (seriously funny) kid's guide of festive excuses for kids at Christmas time
Have you always wanted to have chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Are your parents in the nasty habit of enforcing the 'no presents before am' rule? . . . Struggling to find inventive ways to hide the brussels sprouts? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas!
Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't’t hear them from me, cah-PEESH).
Recommended Age: 10+
Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't’t hear them from me, cah-PEESH).
Recommended Age: 10+
90 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 25, 2018
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About the author
James Warwood
57 books51 followersJames Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
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September 19, 2024
godly funny
Amazing tips and tricks but I’m Australian so not much use for me still great. Toby
Ps super Doppelgänger funny
Amazing tips and tricks but I’m Australian so not much use for me still great. Toby
Ps super Doppelgänger funny
December 12, 2022
Funny book, with many excuses for a kid skipping some parts of Christmas so they can enjoy basically the best parts of the holiday.
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