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Clovenhoof's Diary: September
It’s the start of a new school year. And St Michael’s Secondary School has got a new member of staff.
Jeremy Clovenhoof, has spent six years living the quiet life in the suburbs after losing his job as Lord of Hell and now he thinks it’s time to share all he has learned with the next generation.
Whether it’s turning toilet graffiti into art, getting a date by making nuisance calls or making the most of being ill, he’s got advice for everyone.
Join Clovenhoof at the start of his year-long journey to tackle the big issues in life.
Jeremy Clovenhoof, has spent six years living the quiet life in the suburbs after losing his job as Lord of Hell and now he thinks it’s time to share all he has learned with the next generation.
Whether it’s turning toilet graffiti into art, getting a date by making nuisance calls or making the most of being ill, he’s got advice for everyone.
Join Clovenhoof at the start of his year-long journey to tackle the big issues in life.
85 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 15, 2018
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November 22, 2018
This is a month in the life of Jeremy Clovenhoof aka Satan who lives in an English suburb and creates chaos everywhere he goes.
During this month he drinks paint, gets a job as a teachers' assistant, photographs a pornographic graffiti collection in a pub loo, gets invited to display these photographs, and invents UV graffiti that can only be seen under a black light.
I am not sure if you need to have read other books in the series but this is LOL funny.
During this month he drinks paint, gets a job as a teachers' assistant, photographs a pornographic graffiti collection in a pub loo, gets invited to display these photographs, and invents UV graffiti that can only be seen under a black light.
I am not sure if you need to have read other books in the series but this is LOL funny.
October 18, 2018
Jeremy gets a job..
Though the idea of a lambrini guzzling, mischief making devil working in a school is slightly disturbing....but then again it's probably not that strange, all things considered.
The gang are back, along with some new typically English characters (we're all a bit bonkers, it's the weather don't you know).
I don't normally like short stories unless they're part of an anthology but when it comes to Clovenhoof there is never disappointment as it is jam packed with humour and fun from page one.
Though the idea of a lambrini guzzling, mischief making devil working in a school is slightly disturbing....but then again it's probably not that strange, all things considered.
The gang are back, along with some new typically English characters (we're all a bit bonkers, it's the weather don't you know).
I don't normally like short stories unless they're part of an anthology but when it comes to Clovenhoof there is never disappointment as it is jam packed with humour and fun from page one.
January 17, 2019
A great short Heide and Iain have created a monthly diary of Jeremy and his escapades!
Jeremy at long last joins us in the workforce as a school TA helping in the secondary school and ends up yet again paired with Spartacus.
He also meets a lady while taking pictures of the toilet walls in the Boldmere Arms before it gets painted over.
A great idea love being able to see Jeremy every month he is oblivious to almost everything yet he has such strong ideals he just lacks morals
Jeremy at long last joins us in the workforce as a school TA helping in the secondary school and ends up yet again paired with Spartacus.
He also meets a lady while taking pictures of the toilet walls in the Boldmere Arms before it gets painted over.
A great idea love being able to see Jeremy every month he is oblivious to almost everything yet he has such strong ideals he just lacks morals
January 19, 2019
Not bad
It's an amusing look at the devil. Good for laughs. Some funny stuff the devil never wins in the end.
It's an amusing look at the devil. Good for laughs. Some funny stuff the devil never wins in the end.
August 13, 2019
Thoroughly enjoyed. Good and witty banter. Excellent.
May 12, 2019
The first in the Clovenhoof Diaries novellas does not disappoint! As hilarious as the full-length Clovenhoof novels, Clovenhoof's Diary follows our favorite devil through all of his (mis)adventures, month by month.
Displaying 1 - 6 of 6 reviews