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We Are the Perfect Girl
She’s the beauty, I’m the bold one–together, we are the perfect girl…
Aphra Brown is bold and outgoing. Her best friend, Bethany, is achingly beautiful. Individually, they could both do a little better in the self-esteem department, but together? Together, they have what it takes to win over Greg D’Agostino, a proverbial “ten,” who happens to be fluent in six languages–seven if you count the language of smoldering gazes . . .
What begins as an honest mistake turns into an elaborate deception, wherein Bethany goes on dates with Greg while Aphra coaches her on what to say, and texts him in the guise of Bethany, trying and failing, all the while, to tamp down her own hopeless crush. It’s only a matter of time before things come crashing down. The question is: What will happen when Greg finds out? And can Aphra and Bethany’s friendship survive the fallout?
From the author of We Regret to Inform You comes a witty, warm-hearted exploration of love in all its forms, and a cris-de-coeur for self-acceptance when the pressure to be perfect is overwhelming.
Aphra Brown is bold and outgoing. Her best friend, Bethany, is achingly beautiful. Individually, they could both do a little better in the self-esteem department, but together? Together, they have what it takes to win over Greg D’Agostino, a proverbial “ten,” who happens to be fluent in six languages–seven if you count the language of smoldering gazes . . .
What begins as an honest mistake turns into an elaborate deception, wherein Bethany goes on dates with Greg while Aphra coaches her on what to say, and texts him in the guise of Bethany, trying and failing, all the while, to tamp down her own hopeless crush. It’s only a matter of time before things come crashing down. The question is: What will happen when Greg finds out? And can Aphra and Bethany’s friendship survive the fallout?
From the author of We Regret to Inform You comes a witty, warm-hearted exploration of love in all its forms, and a cris-de-coeur for self-acceptance when the pressure to be perfect is overwhelming.
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First published May 21, 2019
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May 23, 2019
3.5 stars
This was a lot of fun - light, with low-key drama, void of instagramming and youtubing, with kids DOING REAL STUFF, and focused largely on a friendship between two girls.
But Bethany was ROBBED in a big way; and the author never did her justice, IMO. *upset on behalf of all quiet girls in the world*
This was a lot of fun - light, with low-key drama, void of instagramming and youtubing, with kids DOING REAL STUFF, and focused largely on a friendship between two girls.
But Bethany was ROBBED in a big way; and the author never did her justice, IMO. *upset on behalf of all quiet girls in the world*
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December 8, 2018That was so good I'm almost mad about it. If you've ever listened to my recs for Emma Mills and loved them, listen to me about how much you will love this one.
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April 4, 2019This is a clever and humorous re-imagining of Cyrano de Bergerac story about a girl named Aphra who struggles with an immense amount of body dysmorphia and a crushing fear that she'll never be loved for who she is. We figure this out early on in the book, especially when we discover why she and her sister have had a falling out and she hashes it out with her therapist, but it takes Aphra the entire book to come to this understanding.
For one of her classes, Aphra is assigned the creation of an App, which will be worth a third of her final grade. She develops an AI app that allows people to seek advice and help and through interaction with the app, users feed the machine language and knowledge which can then be used to best serve the user. In other words, it can figure out the signs of struggle and offer up the appropriate resources. But the app malfunctions and, scared of what will happen with her grade, Aphra decides she can fake the app's intelligence by . . . answering inquiries herself. It's all fine and good until a classmate -- her best friend's crush -- begins using the app and he and Aphra bond unexpectedly.
Rather than fess up, Aphra allows a misunderstanding to occur. She slips out of school and has her best friend Bethany turn in her assignment. There's a series of mistaken identities, and suddenly, the boy who Aphra has been chatting on the app with believes it's Bethany behind the app. Bethany has been deeply in like with this boy for forever, and even though she's painfully shy, it's this misunderstanding that leads to them finally getting together.
And Aphra helping Bethany open up to him.
There's a lot of comedy here in the errors, as well as in Aphra's voice. She's loud and outspoken, unafraid to be the center of attention. The thing is, it's a mask for what she's really feeling and thinking inside. There's a tremendous relationship with her younger brother here, and I felt like the friendship between Aphra and Bethany was really well done. It was up and down, and their fallout made way for Aphra to have a reckoning with herself.
"We are the perfect girl" is a single line in the book, wherein Aphra realizes if she -- a self-proclaimed bland-looking but personality-winning girl -- and her best friend Bethany -- a gorgeous girl with a quieter, shier personality -- were one, they'd be perfect. It's this line and belief, though, that are unraveled and worked through for Aphra. She is who she is, and she doesn't need to change anything or believe anything more in order to be truly loved for who she is. She doesn't need to be more. She doesn't need to be less.
Also fun? Aphra is a member of her local crew team, which is something I see so little of in YA.
Kaplan's books just work so well for me. I loved this one. An excellent retelling and exploration of mental health, self-worth, friendship, and family.
For one of her classes, Aphra is assigned the creation of an App, which will be worth a third of her final grade. She develops an AI app that allows people to seek advice and help and through interaction with the app, users feed the machine language and knowledge which can then be used to best serve the user. In other words, it can figure out the signs of struggle and offer up the appropriate resources. But the app malfunctions and, scared of what will happen with her grade, Aphra decides she can fake the app's intelligence by . . . answering inquiries herself. It's all fine and good until a classmate -- her best friend's crush -- begins using the app and he and Aphra bond unexpectedly.
Rather than fess up, Aphra allows a misunderstanding to occur. She slips out of school and has her best friend Bethany turn in her assignment. There's a series of mistaken identities, and suddenly, the boy who Aphra has been chatting on the app with believes it's Bethany behind the app. Bethany has been deeply in like with this boy for forever, and even though she's painfully shy, it's this misunderstanding that leads to them finally getting together.
And Aphra helping Bethany open up to him.
There's a lot of comedy here in the errors, as well as in Aphra's voice. She's loud and outspoken, unafraid to be the center of attention. The thing is, it's a mask for what she's really feeling and thinking inside. There's a tremendous relationship with her younger brother here, and I felt like the friendship between Aphra and Bethany was really well done. It was up and down, and their fallout made way for Aphra to have a reckoning with herself.
"We are the perfect girl" is a single line in the book, wherein Aphra realizes if she -- a self-proclaimed bland-looking but personality-winning girl -- and her best friend Bethany -- a gorgeous girl with a quieter, shier personality -- were one, they'd be perfect. It's this line and belief, though, that are unraveled and worked through for Aphra. She is who she is, and she doesn't need to change anything or believe anything more in order to be truly loved for who she is. She doesn't need to be more. She doesn't need to be less.
Also fun? Aphra is a member of her local crew team, which is something I see so little of in YA.
Kaplan's books just work so well for me. I loved this one. An excellent retelling and exploration of mental health, self-worth, friendship, and family.
April 16, 2019
4.5 stars
I had so much fun reading this book. I physically laughed out loud like 3 times in the first chapter. We are the Perfect Girl is a retelling of 19th century play, Cyrano de Bergerac, all about body dysmorphia and personal acceptance. We Are the Perfect Girl is a hilarious and impactful story about self acceptance and friendship.
Things I Liked
Bethany and Aphra’s friendship is the greatest thing in the world to me. They felt like genuine friends. I got their history and special quirks that make their relationship unique. And while they do go through some trials, I just loved seeing them together. Aphra’s vibrant personality perfectly complemented Bethany’s more reserved nature.
Aphra’s journey is so well done. She really has trouble recognizing all the wonderful parts of herself, and loves to diminish her worth and accomplishments to let others shine brighter. But I loved her therapy sessions and seeing her work though these issues to try and grow.
I did really love most of the family relationships in the story. Aphra’s parents are wonderful, even if they struggle to find a work-life balance sometimes. Aphra’s little brother is an angel and I love him dearly - as does Aphra. I did have some mixed thoughts about Delia, APhra’s older sister, but I warmed up to her as the story progressed.
Things I Didn’t Like
I’m torn on my thoughts about the ending of the story - I simultaneously liked it and thought it felt a little rushed. But I didn’t need more to make the story feel complete, but more would have added to the story.
Overall this was just suck a wildly enjoyable book that I can’t help but think happy little thoughts about it. The platonic relationships were there, the romantic relationships were there (and they brought the drama). We Are the Perfect Girl manages to impart a powerful and important message without feeling preachy or stifled. It’s truly a well balanced story that will keep you engaged from page one.
I received a copy of the book from the publisher via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.
“My heart always timidly hides itself behind my mind. I set out to bring down stars from the sky; then for fear of ridicule, I stop and pick little flowers of eloquence.” - Edmond Rastand, Cyrano de Bergerac
I had so much fun reading this book. I physically laughed out loud like 3 times in the first chapter. We are the Perfect Girl is a retelling of 19th century play, Cyrano de Bergerac, all about body dysmorphia and personal acceptance. We Are the Perfect Girl is a hilarious and impactful story about self acceptance and friendship.
Things I Liked
Bethany and Aphra’s friendship is the greatest thing in the world to me. They felt like genuine friends. I got their history and special quirks that make their relationship unique. And while they do go through some trials, I just loved seeing them together. Aphra’s vibrant personality perfectly complemented Bethany’s more reserved nature.
Aphra’s journey is so well done. She really has trouble recognizing all the wonderful parts of herself, and loves to diminish her worth and accomplishments to let others shine brighter. But I loved her therapy sessions and seeing her work though these issues to try and grow.
I did really love most of the family relationships in the story. Aphra’s parents are wonderful, even if they struggle to find a work-life balance sometimes. Aphra’s little brother is an angel and I love him dearly - as does Aphra. I did have some mixed thoughts about Delia, APhra’s older sister, but I warmed up to her as the story progressed.
Things I Didn’t Like
I’m torn on my thoughts about the ending of the story - I simultaneously liked it and thought it felt a little rushed. But I didn’t need more to make the story feel complete, but more would have added to the story.
Overall this was just suck a wildly enjoyable book that I can’t help but think happy little thoughts about it. The platonic relationships were there, the romantic relationships were there (and they brought the drama). We Are the Perfect Girl manages to impart a powerful and important message without feeling preachy or stifled. It’s truly a well balanced story that will keep you engaged from page one.
I received a copy of the book from the publisher via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.
December 13, 2020
"You deserve to be loved because of who you are, not in spite of it."
Above all else, this was a book of friendship, family, growing up, and realizing that who you are is not defined by the words others may label you with. The main character was sarcastic, intelligent, and unconventionally beautiful. She dealt with self-esteem problems, friend drama, sister fights, and boy trouble while simultaneously navigating high school. Most of the story was fluffy and hilarious, though there were deeper meanings if one wanted to look for them. There were also classic literary references, numerous languages (Russian, Latin, Spanish), and enough witty dialog to fill a few hundred pages.
"I think you know how much it hurts not to get the love you want, and you've made it your mission to make sure no one else in your life hurts like that... But that can't be your job. You have to let it go."
Surprisingly, Aphra (the main character) went to see a therapist every week, and their interactions were both helpful and healthy, normalizing something a lot of teens deal with. The reason I gave this book four instead of five stars is that some events were rather predictable, and most of the drama could have easily been avoided. That being said, I enjoyed almost all of this book, and would recommended it for fans of Anna and the French Kiss.
Above all else, this was a book of friendship, family, growing up, and realizing that who you are is not defined by the words others may label you with. The main character was sarcastic, intelligent, and unconventionally beautiful. She dealt with self-esteem problems, friend drama, sister fights, and boy trouble while simultaneously navigating high school. Most of the story was fluffy and hilarious, though there were deeper meanings if one wanted to look for them. There were also classic literary references, numerous languages (Russian, Latin, Spanish), and enough witty dialog to fill a few hundred pages.
"I think you know how much it hurts not to get the love you want, and you've made it your mission to make sure no one else in your life hurts like that... But that can't be your job. You have to let it go."
Surprisingly, Aphra (the main character) went to see a therapist every week, and their interactions were both helpful and healthy, normalizing something a lot of teens deal with. The reason I gave this book four instead of five stars is that some events were rather predictable, and most of the drama could have easily been avoided. That being said, I enjoyed almost all of this book, and would recommended it for fans of Anna and the French Kiss.
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May 8, 2020This took a while to get started but by the end I think it turned out to be a good story about friendship and female insecurities. The romance was almost too messy for me, so if you like a straightforward romance with two people and no loose ends, this may not be for you!
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June 10, 2019
*4.75
"And let's admit it, between your face and my words, we're basically the perfect girl."
Special thanks to Penguin Teen for sending me an ARC!
What a good book.
I actually read the original Cyrano de Bergerac so that I could read this without confusion. And I really enjoyed that. And I could really see where this took from Cyrano. Very well done.
There were parts in the story that seemed a bit sudden or strange - like Greg instantly kissing Bethany when he thinks she's behind the texts, and Aphra constantly texting Greg under the guise of Bethany without actually telling her. But like in Five Feet Apart (spoilers for that here) Those are somewhat illogical scenes, but they make sense in the way that this book is a retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac. In the play, Cyrano "wins" a kiss for Christian from his lady love, Roxane. Aphra at one point says that she "gave" Bethany Greg's kiss. See? It ties together. And Aphra texting Greg as Bethany but not telling Bethany is parallel to Cyrano sending Roxane letters as Christian but not telling Christian he's sending the letters. It all ties together.
The title is AMAZING. Not only is it a reference to the play, where the letter with Cyrano's tears and Christian's blood is symbolic to them combined being the perfect man and that quote that I had at the beginning of this review, it also has a double meaning of "we are perfect the way we are." LOVE IT.
The friendship in this book was so great. It goes through a lot of ups and downs but it's so strong. The two points in this book that made me teary had to do with the Aphra/Bethany friendship - This book also addresses how Bethany is a bit overly dependent on Aphra and how she takes a person-on-person job to be a bit bolder, and how their dynamic is shifting. It's realistic and gritty and deep.
Aphra is so wonderfully flawed. I loved her talking with her therapist where the therapist tells her that Aphra's boldness and confidence is a front for the fact that Aphra has terrible self-esteem and subscribes to conventional beauty. I loved that discussion, especially the part about how beauty and ugliness are all subjective.
The sisterly relationship is... okay? I don't know, it was just kind of there for me. It's strange, the way Aphra initially dislikes her sister. Now - Aphra has a large nose, like Cyrano. And Aphra's sister (Delia? I'm not 100%) had the same nose... but got a nose job. And now she doesn't look like Aphra any more. And Aphra dislikes Delia now. Yeah, it's a bit strange. But I liked Delia's boyfriend (eventually) and his dynamic with Aphra and Kit. The way that developed was nice.
There are two points I disliked about this book that lowered my rating to a 4.75 - the resolution with Greg and Aphra's parents. The first point is spoilery - The second point - Aphra's parents suck. Like, really, really suck. And this is addressed to a degree, but not a big enough degree. I mean, there's a scene where Aphra's mom literally tells Aphra to not spend so much time with her little brother because Aphra will be off to college soon? Like, hello woman? Mother your own child then! Good Lord! This isn't dealt with enough.
Ultimately, this a was a great Cyrano de Bergerac adaption with deeper stuff. It's that wonderful book where its flaws are addressed and are honestly part of what makes the story great. 4.75/5 stars. I enjoyed this one significantly more than Kaplan's 2018 release, We Regret to Inform You. I should really obtain a copy of Grendel's Guide to Love and War. I'm enjoying following this author. She's going to do great things.
Let's finish up with three disjointed wonderful friendship quotes.
"She's the one who saved me."
"You wanted me there. You wanted me around. Don't you get it? No one wanted me around before you."
"It's okay," I said [to Bethany]. "I've got you."
"And let's admit it, between your face and my words, we're basically the perfect girl."
Special thanks to Penguin Teen for sending me an ARC!
What a good book.
I actually read the original Cyrano de Bergerac so that I could read this without confusion. And I really enjoyed that. And I could really see where this took from Cyrano. Very well done.
There were parts in the story that seemed a bit sudden or strange - like Greg instantly kissing Bethany when he thinks she's behind the texts, and Aphra constantly texting Greg under the guise of Bethany without actually telling her. But like in Five Feet Apart (spoilers for that here) Those are somewhat illogical scenes, but they make sense in the way that this book is a retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac. In the play, Cyrano "wins" a kiss for Christian from his lady love, Roxane. Aphra at one point says that she "gave" Bethany Greg's kiss. See? It ties together. And Aphra texting Greg as Bethany but not telling Bethany is parallel to Cyrano sending Roxane letters as Christian but not telling Christian he's sending the letters. It all ties together.
The title is AMAZING. Not only is it a reference to the play, where the letter with Cyrano's tears and Christian's blood is symbolic to them combined being the perfect man and that quote that I had at the beginning of this review, it also has a double meaning of "we are perfect the way we are." LOVE IT.
The friendship in this book was so great. It goes through a lot of ups and downs but it's so strong. The two points in this book that made me teary had to do with the Aphra/Bethany friendship - This book also addresses how Bethany is a bit overly dependent on Aphra and how she takes a person-on-person job to be a bit bolder, and how their dynamic is shifting. It's realistic and gritty and deep.
Aphra is so wonderfully flawed. I loved her talking with her therapist where the therapist tells her that Aphra's boldness and confidence is a front for the fact that Aphra has terrible self-esteem and subscribes to conventional beauty. I loved that discussion, especially the part about how beauty and ugliness are all subjective.
The sisterly relationship is... okay? I don't know, it was just kind of there for me. It's strange, the way Aphra initially dislikes her sister. Now - Aphra has a large nose, like Cyrano. And Aphra's sister (Delia? I'm not 100%) had the same nose... but got a nose job. And now she doesn't look like Aphra any more. And Aphra dislikes Delia now. Yeah, it's a bit strange. But I liked Delia's boyfriend (eventually) and his dynamic with Aphra and Kit. The way that developed was nice.
There are two points I disliked about this book that lowered my rating to a 4.75 - the resolution with Greg and Aphra's parents. The first point is spoilery - The second point - Aphra's parents suck. Like, really, really suck. And this is addressed to a degree, but not a big enough degree. I mean, there's a scene where Aphra's mom literally tells Aphra to not spend so much time with her little brother because Aphra will be off to college soon? Like, hello woman? Mother your own child then! Good Lord! This isn't dealt with enough.
Ultimately, this a was a great Cyrano de Bergerac adaption with deeper stuff. It's that wonderful book where its flaws are addressed and are honestly part of what makes the story great. 4.75/5 stars. I enjoyed this one significantly more than Kaplan's 2018 release, We Regret to Inform You. I should really obtain a copy of Grendel's Guide to Love and War. I'm enjoying following this author. She's going to do great things.
Let's finish up with three disjointed wonderful friendship quotes.
"She's the one who saved me."
"You wanted me there. You wanted me around. Don't you get it? No one wanted me around before you."
"It's okay," I said [to Bethany]. "I've got you."
May 16, 2019
Rating: 4.5 Stars
Aphra had experienced many kinds of love. She had been showered with lots of "storge" (familial love) from her family, and was lucky enough to share scads of "philia" (brotherly love) with her best friend, Bethany, but Aphra was longing to experience that elusive "eros" - romantic love. She wanted a boy to look at her and really see her, but all they seemed to notice was her not-so-attractive nose. Therefore, she was left watching as her best friend embarked on a relationship with Aphra's years long crush, and Aphra may have had a hand in making it happen.
• Pro: Kaplan writes books I enjoy reading, and this one was a clear hit for me. The characters, the story, the banter, the feels -- it was all there. Not only was the story entertaining, it was thoughtful and thought provoking.
• Pro: Aphra, how I adored thee! I loved her bravado and her can do attitude so much. She was so witty and funny, and often left me in stitches. But, Aphra was also a young woman trying to not let the beauty standard get her down, and there were times it did. Those times, when she showed her vulnerability were heartbreaking, and I may have gotten a little emotional and wanted to hug her.
• Pro: Though they experienced a few bumps during the course of this story, Aphra and Bethany enjoyed a beautiful friendship, and in the end, philia conquered all.
• Pro: I thought Kaplan did an incredible job with this retelling. It was very true to the original, but also fresh and new. I liked that she focused more on the friendship, and how it evolved as Aphra and Bethany worked through this covert-love-triangle situation.
• Pro: The exploration of the beauty standard and how it affected Aphra was accomplished quite well. I especially liked, that much of that happened with the guidance of Aphra's therapist, who was yet another fantastic character.
• Pro: There was something really beautiful about the ending, and the choices Kaplan made. When I was telling my co-blogger about it, she agreed, it was a nice choice. There was this one loose end, I would have liked tied up, but it only left me a tiny bit wanting, and didn't diminish the value of the ending.
Overall: A wonderful, and often humorous tale of one young woman's journey to realizing her self worth isn't tied to her physical beauty.
*ARC provided in exchange for an honest review.
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Aphra had experienced many kinds of love. She had been showered with lots of "storge" (familial love) from her family, and was lucky enough to share scads of "philia" (brotherly love) with her best friend, Bethany, but Aphra was longing to experience that elusive "eros" - romantic love. She wanted a boy to look at her and really see her, but all they seemed to notice was her not-so-attractive nose. Therefore, she was left watching as her best friend embarked on a relationship with Aphra's years long crush, and Aphra may have had a hand in making it happen.
• Pro: Kaplan writes books I enjoy reading, and this one was a clear hit for me. The characters, the story, the banter, the feels -- it was all there. Not only was the story entertaining, it was thoughtful and thought provoking.
• Pro: Aphra, how I adored thee! I loved her bravado and her can do attitude so much. She was so witty and funny, and often left me in stitches. But, Aphra was also a young woman trying to not let the beauty standard get her down, and there were times it did. Those times, when she showed her vulnerability were heartbreaking, and I may have gotten a little emotional and wanted to hug her.
• Pro: Though they experienced a few bumps during the course of this story, Aphra and Bethany enjoyed a beautiful friendship, and in the end, philia conquered all.
• Pro: I thought Kaplan did an incredible job with this retelling. It was very true to the original, but also fresh and new. I liked that she focused more on the friendship, and how it evolved as Aphra and Bethany worked through this covert-love-triangle situation.
• Pro: The exploration of the beauty standard and how it affected Aphra was accomplished quite well. I especially liked, that much of that happened with the guidance of Aphra's therapist, who was yet another fantastic character.
• Pro: There was something really beautiful about the ending, and the choices Kaplan made. When I was telling my co-blogger about it, she agreed, it was a nice choice. There was this one loose end, I would have liked tied up, but it only left me a tiny bit wanting, and didn't diminish the value of the ending.
Overall: A wonderful, and often humorous tale of one young woman's journey to realizing her self worth isn't tied to her physical beauty.
*ARC provided in exchange for an honest review.
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December 15, 2020
4.5 stars
I was predisposed to love this because the premise is so freaking awesome: modern gender-bent Cyrano de Bergerac, be still my English-nerd heart! And turns out, this wasn’t what I was expecting — it was more.
[full review to come]
content warnings:
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[pre-review]
Hi Cyrano de Bergerac is one of my absolute favorite books I have ever read for class and I love gender-bent retellings, so of course I need this in my life.
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CONVERSION : 12.6 / 15 = 4.5 stars
Prose: 8 / 10
Characters & Relationships: 9 / 10
Emotional Impact: 10 / 10
Development / Flow: 9 / 10
Setting: 7 / 10
Diversity & Social Themes: N/A
Intellectual Engagement: 3 / 5
Originality / Trope Execution: 5 / 5
Rereadability: 4 / 5
Memorability: 4 / 5
I was predisposed to love this because the premise is so freaking awesome: modern gender-bent Cyrano de Bergerac, be still my English-nerd heart! And turns out, this wasn’t what I was expecting — it was more.
[full review to come]
content warnings:
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[pre-review]
Hi Cyrano de Bergerac is one of my absolute favorite books I have ever read for class and I love gender-bent retellings, so of course I need this in my life.
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CONVERSION : 12.6 / 15 = 4.5 stars
Prose: 8 / 10
Characters & Relationships: 9 / 10
Emotional Impact: 10 / 10
Development / Flow: 9 / 10
Setting: 7 / 10
Diversity & Social Themes: N/A
Intellectual Engagement: 3 / 5
Originality / Trope Execution: 5 / 5
Rereadability: 4 / 5
Memorability: 4 / 5
March 26, 2019
Loose retelling of the Cyrano DeBergerac story. The ‘beautiful’ friend is shy and awkward and can’t string two words together. The ‘ugly’ friend, through a series of miscommunications and one specific request, ends up texting and communicating with their shared crush. All the while, the crush believes it to be the beautiful one. When all is revealed, the boy is actually hurt that the girls would think he was so shallow and concerned with outward appearances. They all struggle with the question of whether it is more important to be pretty or feel pretty.
March 12, 2020
A well-written modern Cyrano de Bergerac. The characters are relatable and fascinating.
September 24, 2021
Hol' up-
*gets spray bottle*
DO NOT *spray* MAKE ME *spray* FEEL *spray* EMOTIONS I CAN'T COMPREHEND. *spray spray spray*
IT HURTS, ALRIGHT?
*gets spray bottle*
DO NOT *spray* MAKE ME *spray* FEEL *spray* EMOTIONS I CAN'T COMPREHEND. *spray spray spray*
IT HURTS, ALRIGHT?
October 21, 2022
This review and more can be found at The Heart of a Book Blogger.
A gender-swapped contemporary retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac, We Are the Perfect Girl follows Aphra as she deals with body dysmorphia and poor self-esteem. I loved the hilarious voice throughout the story as well as the realistic portrayal of teenage self-esteem. I read We Are the Perfect Girl on a whim and I have not been able to get this book out of my mind since—it completely blew me away and has firmly established itself as one of my favorite books of the year. Do yourself a favor and immediately pick up We Are the Perfect Girl. You won’t regret it.
*This ARC was provided to me by the publisher in exchange for a honest review.*
A gender-swapped contemporary retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac, We Are the Perfect Girl follows Aphra as she deals with body dysmorphia and poor self-esteem. I loved the hilarious voice throughout the story as well as the realistic portrayal of teenage self-esteem. I read We Are the Perfect Girl on a whim and I have not been able to get this book out of my mind since—it completely blew me away and has firmly established itself as one of my favorite books of the year. Do yourself a favor and immediately pick up We Are the Perfect Girl. You won’t regret it.
*This ARC was provided to me by the publisher in exchange for a honest review.*
May 27, 2021
I loved the main character and her relationships with others in the book. I didn’t quite get the best friend. She seemed almost incompetent at times, especially whenever separated from the main character.
June 11, 2023
reread 2 // upped from four to five stars. this book is so good and so painful. i self identify with aphra a little too much
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rereaddd i love this book so much
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rereaddd i love this book so much
February 9, 2020
Another great retelling! I don't know why I enjoy the story of Cyranno so much, but I do, and this was a clever way of modernizing it. Aphra designs an advice app (with Star Trek: TNG references!) for a school project. When the app's programming goes awry, she attempts to save her grade by distributing the advice herself and ends up in an ongoing conversation with her longtime crush. He erroneously guesses the app belongs to her beautiful best friend, and things get out of hand quicker than she expects.
I've been really loving how the YA I've been reading lately focuses so much on female friendship, because it's such an important element in teen lives. This book could have created some really terrible scenes of jealousy between Aphra and Bethany, or even between Aphra and her sister, to help increase the drama. Instead, Kaplan chooses to emphasize the love in their relationships and instead builds tension through Aphra's difficulty with her own self-esteem - another important issue for teens. Through that struggle, the reader sees how destructive low self-esteem is across multiple areas of the characters' lives.
Speaking of the characters, they are so lovable - even at points, Delia's idiot boyfriend. The writing is laugh-out-loud funny from the very first chapter, making me want to recommend it to everyone. The end wraps up satisfactorily in that it's hopeful, but it also leaves just enough open ends that it's not too neat. But the other bit about this book that I really love is that it's full of tons of local references to the Northern Virginia area. It felt so true to its setting, and that gives it extra bonus points in my book.
I've been really loving how the YA I've been reading lately focuses so much on female friendship, because it's such an important element in teen lives. This book could have created some really terrible scenes of jealousy between Aphra and Bethany, or even between Aphra and her sister, to help increase the drama. Instead, Kaplan chooses to emphasize the love in their relationships and instead builds tension through Aphra's difficulty with her own self-esteem - another important issue for teens. Through that struggle, the reader sees how destructive low self-esteem is across multiple areas of the characters' lives.
Speaking of the characters, they are so lovable - even at points, Delia's idiot boyfriend. The writing is laugh-out-loud funny from the very first chapter, making me want to recommend it to everyone. The end wraps up satisfactorily in that it's hopeful, but it also leaves just enough open ends that it's not too neat. But the other bit about this book that I really love is that it's full of tons of local references to the Northern Virginia area. It felt so true to its setting, and that gives it extra bonus points in my book.
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August 3, 2019
4.5 stars. OMGGGGG I loved this. It's a book I'll feel good about recommending to my niece in a couple of years (she's 13, it's more 15-17).
The story felt like an episode from one of the 'wholesome' shows I watch growing up (i.e. Full House, Urkle, Wonder Years, Cosby Show, a younger Saved by the Bell, Clarissa Explains It All, etc)
SUMMARY: Aphra is a talkative extravert and her best friend Bethany is a very shy introvert, exceptional beauty. Both girls are top students and very smart, though in different subjects. (Bethany is math and science, Aphra is language and English literature).
They both have the hots for the class hottie, although Aphra's interest in him is a secret. A doting best friend, she does everything she can to help Bethany get with her crush. Things take a turn towards complicated when Aphra develops and app that leads her to texting with cute boy. Cute boy thinks he's texting with Bethany and Aphra doesn't correct him, knowing it is helping her BFF get the crush.
Things I liked about this story: The honesty and authenticity... the discussion about body image and self-esteem, as well as how many different ways low self-esteem can be manifested. There is also a fairly balanced discussion of plastic surgery (i.e. whether or not to get a nose job). The importance of best friendships but how it's important to be independent and not too codependent. Each girl's family and their 'problems' is also discussed and has realistic resolutions and parent-child dynamics.
I will absolutely read more by this author!
The story felt like an episode from one of the 'wholesome' shows I watch growing up (i.e. Full House, Urkle, Wonder Years, Cosby Show, a younger Saved by the Bell, Clarissa Explains It All, etc)
SUMMARY: Aphra is a talkative extravert and her best friend Bethany is a very shy introvert, exceptional beauty. Both girls are top students and very smart, though in different subjects. (Bethany is math and science, Aphra is language and English literature).
They both have the hots for the class hottie, although Aphra's interest in him is a secret. A doting best friend, she does everything she can to help Bethany get with her crush. Things take a turn towards complicated when Aphra develops and app that leads her to texting with cute boy. Cute boy thinks he's texting with Bethany and Aphra doesn't correct him, knowing it is helping her BFF get the crush.
Things I liked about this story: The honesty and authenticity... the discussion about body image and self-esteem, as well as how many different ways low self-esteem can be manifested. There is also a fairly balanced discussion of plastic surgery (i.e. whether or not to get a nose job). The importance of best friendships but how it's important to be independent and not too codependent. Each girl's family and their 'problems' is also discussed and has realistic resolutions and parent-child dynamics.
I will absolutely read more by this author!
September 26, 2019
OOF. This book punched me right in the heart and I loved every second of it.
Seriously though, this is one of those amazing contemporaries that seamlessly blends clever writing, loveable characters, well-developed romance, and some really serious and thoughtfully explored issues--and that last one kind of sneaks up on you sometimes! There you are, enjoying your story about friendship and love and family and growing up, and BAM Ariel Kaplan hits you with some heavy/inspiring truths.
There's this one line from Aphra in particular that made me suddenly sob out loud because it was so raw and vulnerable and relatable. I won't include it here simply because it wouldn't mean much out of context, but I'll just say that I love, love, love Aphra with all my heart. Every complicated, clever, hurting, kind, and flawed bit of her.
I think this book helped me in a way I didn't realize I still needed to be helped. It is for everyone who ever felt insecure about their appearance or their place in high school (which, let's be real, is most if not all of us), and for everyone who thinks they've conquered their insecurities once and for all only to realize they will still have bad days (ditto.) It's for everyone (especially girls) who wants to be more than one thing: smart *and* beautiful *and* strong *and* good and anything and everything else.
Basically, I think this book is for everyone.
CW: Body dysphoria, anxiety, brief underage drinking
Seriously though, this is one of those amazing contemporaries that seamlessly blends clever writing, loveable characters, well-developed romance, and some really serious and thoughtfully explored issues--and that last one kind of sneaks up on you sometimes! There you are, enjoying your story about friendship and love and family and growing up, and BAM Ariel Kaplan hits you with some heavy/inspiring truths.
There's this one line from Aphra in particular that made me suddenly sob out loud because it was so raw and vulnerable and relatable. I won't include it here simply because it wouldn't mean much out of context, but I'll just say that I love, love, love Aphra with all my heart. Every complicated, clever, hurting, kind, and flawed bit of her.
I think this book helped me in a way I didn't realize I still needed to be helped. It is for everyone who ever felt insecure about their appearance or their place in high school (which, let's be real, is most if not all of us), and for everyone who thinks they've conquered their insecurities once and for all only to realize they will still have bad days (ditto.) It's for everyone (especially girls) who wants to be more than one thing: smart *and* beautiful *and* strong *and* good and anything and everything else.
Basically, I think this book is for everyone.
CW: Body dysphoria, anxiety, brief underage drinking
May 18, 2019
This book was so much more than I expected when I started to read it. Full of humor and heart, this modern retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac is just perfect. It is a story of mistakes that lead to heartbreak and pain, though intentions are honest and pure. Aphra is a junior who is working on a project for her coding class. She has created an app that will respond to human questions. When she realizes her long time crush Greg is messaging her, she begins to bond with him. Through some little hiccups, Greg draws the conclusion that he has been talking to Aphra's bestie, Bethany (who has a crush on Greg). As the story moves forward, Aphra has to deal with her feelings about Greg and the role she plays in her personal relationships. Meanwhile Aphra is also dealing with her family and changes that have taken place and are currently taking place. This is a story about acceptance of ones self and I love the way the author used counseling in a positive way for Aphra to move through some of her issues. This story deals with love and friendship in a heavy and heartfelt way. This story is funny and full of witty, loveable characters. Thank you netgalley for this arc in exchange for my honest opinion.
September 27, 2019
Aphra is bold, outgoing, and hilarious...and she thinks no one can love her. Her best friend, Bethany, is shy and gorgeous. They both have a huge crush on Greg, multi-lingual swimming heartthrob. When Greg begins unknowingly messaging Aphra through an app she created, she falls for him. But Greg thinks he is talking to Bethany. The situtaion spirals, and Aphra has to make difficult decisions...not only about her best friend and crush, but about her sister, her life, and her brother.
I was not expecting to like this book, because I don't necessarily like love triangles/romances...but this was so good! Aphra is so likable, but still flawed. While there is some focus on boyfriend/girlfriend relationships, her relationship with her family (especially her sister) and her best friend are the main focus. Good character development and an emphasis on the importance of healthy friendships.
I was not expecting to like this book, because I don't necessarily like love triangles/romances...but this was so good! Aphra is so likable, but still flawed. While there is some focus on boyfriend/girlfriend relationships, her relationship with her family (especially her sister) and her best friend are the main focus. Good character development and an emphasis on the importance of healthy friendships.
August 18, 2019
It's been quite some time since I read such a funny book. Just like in the movies, comedy doesn't get the same respect as tragedy. It also had very gentle stakes, (no one was going to die, or be killed!) but still packed a punch.
There's great body image stuff that will probably feel universal for most girls and women, and Kaplan expertly captures pining for a certain someone to love you, while also being convinced they never will love you.
There's great body image stuff that will probably feel universal for most girls and women, and Kaplan expertly captures pining for a certain someone to love you, while also being convinced they never will love you.
April 10, 2025
A retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac set in an American high school. Delicious. Aphra, our narrator, is brash and obnoxious and an entire delight (I'm sure I'd feel slightly differently if I had to parent or teach her), and it is very satisfying to watch her whirlwind around.
I wish Aphra's bff Bethany had a little more opportunity to shine on page, because as written it's not entirely clear why they're friends, BUT I still enjoyed the book a great deal.
I wish Aphra's bff Bethany had a little more opportunity to shine on page, because as written it's not entirely clear why they're friends, BUT I still enjoyed the book a great deal.
June 30, 2023
This book was kind of mid. I really wanted a romance between Aphra and Greg but after she came forward with being Deanna then everything just spiraled out of control. Bethany was kind of being a drama queen and should have told Greg that the project wasn't hers when he asked her, but she just stayed silent so it's kind of her fault that Greg broke up with her.
July 19, 2019
Despite the cover art.
February 26, 2025
unexpectedly loved this?! really clever writing and the romance hurt my heart in the perfect way
November 28, 2020
A modern day take on Cyrano de Bergerac. So funny, smart, and moving!
January 14, 2020
4.5 stars
August 29, 2022
já se omlouvám, ale snad jeste nikdy jsem necetla knizku s tak neskutecne nesympatickyma postavama, bylo to hrozne
December 28, 2019
God, the reviews of this book are so positive I can't stand it, so I had to write this, but I don't have much to say. The main character is annoying and her best friend is one of the most boring characters I ever had the displeasure of reading about. Aphra is so pretentious and finds it impossible to believe she is wrong in any way, shape, or form. She isn't clever or insightful. She pretty much only talks about how ugly she is, while at the same time acting so insufferable about. She willingly lies to the boy she has a crush on and her best friend for no reason other then to feel a little satisfied when she feels like she's helping her friend while also making sure Greg likes her, and not truly her friend.
It's very bad. Don't read it.
It's very bad. Don't read it.
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