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Najbardziej niegrzeczna historia świąteczna, jaką czytałaś!

Firma Nicka specjalizuje się w spełnianiu grzesznych fantazji. Zasady są proste i zakładają tylko uwodzenie i flirt.

Kiedy tuż przed świętami Nick ma odegrać rolę niegrzecznego mikołaja, nie spodziewa się, że pozna najseksowniejszą kobietę w życiu.

Rudowłosa Holly elektryzuje go tak bardzo, że mężczyzna łamie wszystkie swoje zasady. Wkrótce żadne z nich nie będzie chciało, aby te święta się skończyły.

On jest bardzo niegrzecznym mikołajem, ona jest bardzo niegrzeczną dziewczyną, która zdecydowanie zasłużyła na rózgę.

152 pages, Paperback

First published December 10, 2017

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Jordan Marie

117 books4,753 followers
I'm just a simple small town country girl, haunted by Alpha Men who talk in my head 24 hours a day.

I knew I wanted to write when it became clear I couldn't be happy with just viewing other people's stories. I always wanted to rewrite them.

Like why did Jack have to die? Why couldn't Rose move her butt over? Because that was a huge piece of wood she was on, people.

Happy Endings should be fought for, but they should always happen. Mine might take some curves and twists, but they eventually get there.

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Profile Image for Natalie  ~ The Biblioholic.
2,713 reviews1,418 followers
December 13, 2017
This holiday novella was a sweet and smut-filled medley of awesomeness!! Nick and Holly swiftly found their way to my sweet spot and I couldn't get enough. Without giving away the plot, this story was about a case of mistaken identity and holy heck did it work! Holly had been on a relationship hiatus for five years and Nick hadn't been interested in anything serious. However, from the moment these two met, the stars were aligned or something because they couldn't let each other go. With a ton of dirty Santa lines and some dirty role-playing, these two characters made this story worthy of all five stars!!

Release Date: December 13, 2017
Genre: Smut
POV: Dual - 1st person
Heat: 5 out of 5
Type: Standalone novella

Profile Image for Sophia Triad.
2,241 reviews3,766 followers
December 17, 2017
I never thought that dirty Santa Claus role-playing would be that hot.
Christmas smut with a dirty-mouth, tattooed, fake Santa explicitly only for grown-up girls.

Nick’s company specializes in adult fantasies. So, when a lonely red-haired lady asks for a Santa to hold her for one night (no sex – these are the rules); Nick makes sure that she will have her wish. Of course there will be a misunderstanding and Nick will meet the wrong lady, but this doesn’t matter. They will still have a great time (sex included – f@ck the rules) with Nick dressed as Santa and Holly behaving like a naughty girl. Holly does not particularly like Christmas or Santa, but she cannot resist this one.

"Come sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas."

When Nick tries to meet again his customer because he can’t stop thinking about her, he will realize that he made a mistake and now maybe he will never see Holly again.

Thank God for the Christmas magic. Santa will meet his naughty girl again :)

Highly recommended if you have fantasies with X-rated Santas.
Personally, I am still laughing.

P.S. I have decided to give an extra star for the title and the book cover. Both are hilarious!
Profile Image for Renee Nicole.
299 reviews215 followers
December 22, 2020
'Tis the season, my babes!

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Jingle My Balls - Pros

Hot sex. And these gems:

"Santa likes to have his balls free so they can jingle all the way home... inside of you."

"Climb up on my lap, Holly."
"So you can take me to the North Pole?"
"Santa has a different kind of pole for you."

Jingle My Balls - Cons

Everything else. This was off-the-charts stupid.

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I did laugh A LOT, but most of that was because this was ridiculous. So, three stars. One for the sex, one for the laughs, and one for the visual of a tatted-up chain smoking asshole spread on the couch in a santa suit telling this chick to ride his candy cane.
Profile Image for The Sassy Bookworm.
4,058 reviews2,869 followers
December 11, 2017
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descriptionMy review for this one will be super short as the book only took me 45 minutes to read. I'll be honest that these insta-shorties are growing old and stale for me lately but this one was cute and entertaining.

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It was well written and well paced. It was super cheesy (but in a good way). The plot was amusing and festive (lol). The sex scene (just one long one) was smokin' hot. It had no angst and no OW drama. It had a smidge of OM drama. Both of the man characters were likable. Nick was spank bank material for sure and Holly was sweet. Last, it ended in a sweet epilogue that gave us a look at this couple one year on. All in all, not a bad read so this one gets two thumbs up from yours truly.description

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Profile Image for Book-Bosomed  blog.
516 reviews259 followers
December 12, 2017
2.75 Stars

Holly Kline’s having one of those bad shopping days. Nick Jones runs a fantasy business and even I’m not quite sure how or why he mixes up his clients. The set up was weak, making it feel rather bizarre. There’s no build-up or background which translates into zero chance to connect with the characters. The first half plays out like a bad Christmas porn, eye-roll worthy monologue and corny dialogue included.



Forget the guy on the cover because Nick is described as having gray in his real beard. How old is this guy??? I questioned his age at several points.

There’s some OM drama which seems inserted only because there isn’t much else of a story here. I’d venture a guess it’s supposed to make Nick appear alpha, but he sounds immature and not how a successful businessman would really respond. The forced alpha persona turns creepy when Nick spanks Holly in response to a very valid question she asks. That scene just wasn’t cool. Too bad Holly didn’t have more of a backbone.

All in all, this isn’t romance. It’s Christmas erotica with some brief clichéd drama tossed in the middle. Tacking on a HEA epilogue doesn’t make it romance. Told via their alternating dual first person POV, these two are never shown having an actual normal or meaningful conversation together. So if choosing this novella for your own stocking this season and to avoid buyer’s regret, just know what you’re getting and what you’re not.

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Profile Image for ♡Tonya♡.
2,062 reviews568 followers
December 11, 2017
IT'S LIVE!

Can we all just agree that if every Santa looked like Jonny James, the lines to sit on his lap would be epic?? I mean come on...

This is a story about a case of mistaken identity going wrong, or right, depending on who you ask.

Nick was a sexy, successful business owner. He finds himself on the front line and isn't too happy about it. He normally provides the fantasies, but never participates.

Holly has been taking a break from the dating scene. Burned one too many times, she's just over it. When approached by the sexy Santa, she surprises herself with her immediate reaction. Too bad she panics and runs out, leaving them both pining for the other.

-no cheating
- no ow/om drama
- no violence of any nature
-steamy
-neither are virgins
- just ok epilogue - it was ok, but I certainly needed more of a look at what their lives became
Profile Image for Vashti.
1,233 reviews29 followers
December 12, 2017
3.5 stars.
This is Holly and Nick's version of a quickie Santa smutapalooza role play and all things Christmasy has a sexual word play.Hot read .
Profile Image for CC.
1,781 reviews236 followers
December 17, 2017
Hot but really kinda stupid. How did she never call him out about how they met? I think these little novellas are too short for me to really enjoy.
Profile Image for Safirademesne.
197 reviews7 followers
November 29, 2024
Moje oczy krwawią. Co to było? Śmietanka i mleczko? Cukrowa laska? Olbrzym między nogami? "Smakuje tak wspaniale, lasem i świeżością, męskością i potencją." What? Ilość cringu wyskoczyła poza skalę.
Profile Image for Jola.
778 reviews8 followers
January 4, 2019
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Załóżmy, że jesteśmy w szkole, a ja jestem nauczycielem i oceniam pracę na 2 na szynach, aby pozbawić ucznia możliwości poprawy, bo poprawia się tylko ndst. Bo kto wie, co by tu jeszcze powstało, gdyby można było się poprawić. Książka tak zła, że aż nie wierzę się na nią skusiłam... Ach, pan Nick uważa, że nie „handluje seksem”, a w trzecim rozdziale już się bzykają, a on jeszcze rozdział wcześniej chce przystroić ją na święta swoim... nasieniem! Przysięgam, że tam tak było!
Mogę dać „zaliczenie” za:
- śliczną okładkę, która poszła na zmarnowanie dla takiego gniotu,
- za seksownego pana na okładce,
- za fajny, luzacki przekład, bez sztywnych... (hehe - tu reprezentuję poziom Nicka i Holly) zdań,
- za to, że jest to krótkie, nie przeżyłabym dłużej tortury,
- tylko dwa razy zrobiłam „facepalm”.
Szkoda czasu, nie polecam!
BTW. oryginalna okładka też mi się podoba, ale nijak ma się do treści, to już polska okładka jest lepsza :D
Profile Image for Neringa Neringiukas.
1,213 reviews85 followers
December 8, 2017
It was sexy, catchy and entertaining. I just loved it. Thank you Jordan & Jenika for this cheerful Christmas gift.

Warning: You will be yearning for your own candy cane to lick. So, maybe have it handy. 😜
Profile Image for Philomena Callan Cheekypee.
4,013 reviews431 followers
December 25, 2017
This is a fab Christmas read. As it’s a short read I read it quickly. It’s just what I needed to spend my evening.

A misunderstanding has Nick in a penthouse suite with Holly. They both get more than they bargained for when they have a one night stand. However Nick wants more than a one night stand. He needs to find Holly first.

This is a brilliant hot standalone. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Profile Image for *CJ*.
5,101 reviews626 followers
March 1, 2018
"Jingle My Balls" is the story of Nick and Holly.
This short, mistaken identity-role playing fantasy novella had insta lust, cum baths and some chasing, mixed with Christmas miracles and cheesy dirty talks.
Liked it.
Safe
3/5
Profile Image for gaba.
23 reviews1 follower
December 21, 2022
Nie wiem. Naprawdę nie wiem. Nie widzę w tym łajnie nawet minimum potencjału i chęci. Niby ""pracowały"" nad nim dwie osoby, ale wszystko i tak wygląda jak napisany na kolanie rozdział do jakiegoś niskich lotów opka na Wattpadzie. Chociaż strzelam, że są tysiące lepiej napisanych fanfików-pornosów, gdzie bohaterowie nie opisują w dialogach swoich łóżkowych planów, by potem powtórzyć to samo, tylko że w myślach. I tak przez jakieś sto stron z przerwą na dwie strony pozornej fabuły, która wniosła wyłącznie tyle, że ten zbereźny pan mikołaj to w sumie wpływowy jest. Aha, no i oczywiście wszystko przepełnione jest ŚMIESZNYMI NAWIĄZANIAMI DO ŚWIĄT (bo wiecie, mikołaj ma między nogami dużą cukrową laskę, a Holly jest na liście niegrzecznych dziewczynek). Niby ta broszurka nie jest droga, bo można ją kupić za mniej niż 20 zł (+ potencjalne koszty dostawy), ale i tak zaskakuje mnie, że autorki miały czelność żądać za to cholerstwo jakiekolwiek pieniądze.

Jedynym plusem jest fakt, że jakby się uprzeć, to można przeczytać całość w mniej niż godzinę (co pewnie i tak zrobiłam, ale przerwa na powrót do akademika i zjedzenie pizzy była chyba o wiele bardziej rozwijająca od całej książki).
Profile Image for tiffany dai jel 🐝✨.
230 reviews115 followers
December 28, 2023
Jingle My Balls

Christmas Novella
Mistaken Identity
One Night Stand
Role play

star rating: 4
spice rating: 3.5


When you hate ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS and just had the worst day because of it, who better than a stranger pretending to be Santa to put the Christmas spirit back into you… literally!!
Profile Image for Pauline (Passionate About Books).
809 reviews15 followers
December 10, 2017
Ho! Ho! Ho-Ly Smokes!!!
A sexy-as-sin, tattooed Santa accidentally stumbles into a Damsel-in-distress in sexy Louboutin heels, mistakens her for a client and... well... AHEM... all I can say is READ this novella! You definitely won't be disappointed... BUT fair warning... have the fire department's number handy... you will soooooooo be needing it! 5 Sizzling Hot Stars for "Jingle My Balls" ... just in time for a wanton, seductive & hilarious Christmas!
Profile Image for May Reads Books.
684 reviews
December 15, 2017
4/5
Safe read

-Insta love
-neither virgins
-Both Celibate
-no ow Drama
-H a chaser
-Alpha male
-HEA with epilogue
Profile Image for Lindsay.
108 reviews
December 18, 2017
Funny, sexy, sweet. Everything I love in my short stories.
Profile Image for Danielle.
466 reviews31 followers
December 14, 2017
Ho-ho-holy hot holiday role play! A super steamy novella with a Christmas theme. Jordan Marie and Jenika Snow have got this genre nailed with their Hot-Bites collaborations. Seamless writing, imperceptible transitions and a sexy, fun and sweet plot made this the perfect little holiday escapism read.
Profile Image for Raine.
2,463 reviews52 followers
December 20, 2017
Sexy Santa

This was a very sexy Christmas themed short story of Nick who mistakes Holly as a client and ends up having sure hot sex with her. I love these shorts by Jenika Snow.
Profile Image for CeeJay Daisy.
232 reviews7 followers
December 8, 2017
❤️🌼🔥CAN I EVER SEE A SANTA SUIT AGAIN, WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS BOOK!!! ❤️🌼🔥
JINGLE MY BALLS
By: Jenica Snow and Jordan Marie
I was just telling someone yesterday, while I always love the hot, dirty, sexy novel length books, sometimes, I just want a quick, hot, dirty, sexy read with an all alpha male, an intelligent, likable female and a good 🔥HOT🔥insta-love story..❤️🌼🔥
And, although, I have NEVER read a book I didn’t love by either Jenika Snow or Jordan Marie, when they collaborate, it’s an explosion of epic proportions (So to speak😉)....and it doesn’t have to be 300-400 pages to make you fall in love with and remember it...❤️🌼🔥
JINGLE MY BALLS is one of those books....It’s short (but by no means sweet), a 🔥HOT🔥DIRTY🔥EXTREMELY SEXY Book, with different “boy meets girl” subject matter than to which we are usually accustomed; at least I don’t remember EVER reading one with this premise....And that makes it even better, because it has to be hard for authors to continually come up with new stories....❤️🌼🔥
JINGLE MY BALLS (who doesn’t love that title...and Jonny is on the cover)moves quickly, and you can’t put it down, once you begin it, but the good news is, it won’t take up your whole day to read it....I. LOVED. THIS. BOOK!! ❤️🌼🔥
Jenika and Jordan have some other “shorties” all called HOT-BITES Novellas, along with their regular books, so check them out if you haven’t already. I am praying that they are working on another one as I write this....THANKS, GIRLS, FOR ANOTHER WINNER!! ❤️🌼🔥
Profile Image for Jade Violet.
328 reviews512 followers
December 23, 2017
Well that was short and sweet - definitely a bite size read. Not that much plot but a novella and a little one at that. Nick owns a company that fulfills dreams for women. When someone calls in sick, he steps in to play Santa Claus who picks up the client in the park and takes her back to the penthouse suite. Holly is the woman he mistakes for the client. She thinks he's a bad ass tattoed Santa, he thinks she's someone else and the next thing you know they're naked playing their own version of Naughty or Nice. Their attraction for each other is off the charts but he doesn't realize he's mistaken her identity and she thinks she just had sex with a one night stand who wouldn't have been interested in more. And in a city of 8 million people she does't think she'll ever get the chance. But.... this is Christmas and it is a naughty novella so of course despite the odds, they do meet again!

This was a super quick read, definitely not mentally challenging. Sexy, hot and enough Santa puns to border on downright cheesy but it captured the holiday spirit so what more can one expect from the title???? Judging it on solely what it was meant to be, I'll give it a 3.75. Happy Holidays indeed!
Profile Image for April Symes.
5,013 reviews447 followers
December 11, 2017
JINGLE MY BALLS By: Jenica Snow and Jordan Marie has a super sexy Santa on the cover…yum! The novella is sexy, steamy and oh so dirty- just my type of read!!
Nick and Holly met by accident but what a great accident it was. It didn’t stop Nick from getting what he wanted –and all out of a classic case of misunderstanding which leads to a steamy hook up. What Nick wants, Nick gets and he definitely wants him Holly. After weeks of not knowing where each other was at and not knowing if they would ever see each other again…let me tell you, I was praying they would find one another again…Fate is on their side but what happens when Holly finds out who Nick really is . Will these star crossed lovers get their HEA? Oh this was one hot and steamy novella read with one dominant and possessive alpha male and a sassy and independent female…makes for a great novella read.

My Rating: 4.7 stars *****
“I received an advanced copy of this book from the author at no cost to me."
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