“All this time, I’d been looking for a romance hero. I’d never realized he was waiting for me.”
Major Character
Maddie (late 20's, book store owner):
Three things about Maddie:
- Her first book is on the cusp of being published and she's writing on her next book.
- She co-owns her book store with her ex fiancé (who left her at the altar and moved to a larger city). “Ever since my fiancé, my groom, my husband-to-be failed to show up to our wedding, leaving me humiliated at the altar, all we ever did was fight over the business we shared.”
- She loves her hometown and doesn't want to ever leave it
Some quotes about Maddie:
“Small pieces of my soul remained unfulfilled. I’d been abandoned by the one man who’d promised me forever, but that was only one hole in my heart.”
“After so many years studying other authors, I longed to move from behind the cash register to the shelves myself.”
“my bookstore was foundering and I was afraid I’d end up alone thanks to my pig-headed independence.”
The Story:
Maddie is a bookstore owner, a soon to be published author and a jilted bride. She receives a 3 star review and some negative comments from a blogger who receives an ARC. In a drunken state, she decides to write a scathing response to the blogger. Before long they begin to see things from the other’s POV, apologize and begin an online friendship. Meanwhile, Maddie’s bookstore is floundering and she is struggling to keep it open. As far as romance, Maddie doesn’t have anyone in her life. Her bookstore and her books are her entire world.
My Thoughts:
The following are my thoughts about this book:
- The book started out great and I had to chuckle over a comment from the reviewer..... 😂. "I’ve felt more chemistry between my kitchen appliances.". OMG, too funny. I'll have to remember this.
- I loved Layla (Maddie's best friend). Your best friend should be able to be brutally honest, it's a sign of true friendship. Although Layla could have been more compassionate in her delivery, she's just like me and definitely doesn't hold back when delivering the truth (maybe that's why I liked her so much, lol). “Remember. You signed up for this. You can’t now complain that your diamond shoes are too tight.”
- Maddie’s scathing e-mail to Silver Fox in response to his review was completely unprofessional. If an author did this to me I would be furious. It certainly didn’t make me like the heroine
- Well, ok. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever contemplated how to describe a man’s facial hair....but then again, I’m not a writer 🙂🤷♀️ “As a writer and a connoisseur of scruff, I lamented the dearth of words to describe the beauty of a man’s facial hair.”
- I heard this all throughout my childhood, and it’s not a lie 😉 ”The phrase “knee-high by the fourth of July” was a lie.” 🌽 🌾
- Maddie started to irritate me because of the way she saw Max. I saw him as trying to be helpful and offering opinions about how to help her business. Maddie clearly had a different opinion of his motives and I disliked that she constantly found fault with his suggestions. “If I were Rapunzel and Max showed up at the foot of my castle, I’d cut off my own hair to prove I could take care of myself, thank you very much.”. 😏😡
- I loved Maddie's mom. She was a fantastic single-mom.
- OMG.....all the way up to 55% before there was any romance between the H/h. In fact, the book had not even really pointed out a definite H. I had a good guess, but no romantic interaction until the first kiss at 55% Ugh!!! 😠 You can’t build chemistry and steam if you don’t even know who the H is. 👎
- With no real romantic interest in the first part of the book, it became a bit of a snooze fest 😴
- 61%, she kissed a different guy
- 66%, she kissed yet another guy. So, she kissed 2 different guys since the one at 55%. How can you build chemistry between a H/h when the h is confused and goes around kissing other guys? IMO....you can’t.
- Only from the h POV, so I didn’t feel like I knew the H at all. Sad, because I think I really would have swooned over him.
- If you don’t know the "classic" romance stories by Austen, Bronte, Alcott, etc., you won’t understand a lot of the references Maddie uses for book Hero’s (Darcy, Rochester, Frederick Bhaer, Rhett Butler, etc.)
- Having said that, Maddie annoyed me with her constant comparisons to real life and fictional book characters. I felt like she wasn’t able to really live in the here and now. She measured every man against a fictional book hero. Argh 😤 “I used to think you were my Laurie, but you’ve always been my Gilbert Blythe, haven’t you? Gilbert was always going to end up with Anne Shirley.” “Maddie, I’ve never been Gilbert Blythe. I’ve always been (name hidden). His nostrils flared, but his voice remained calm. “I’m not a hero in a book. I’m just me. I’ve been waiting for you to get your head out of the clouds long enough to see me, right here, just me.”. Thank God someone finally said it!!
Overall:
I thought it started out good, but when it became clear the story didn’t even have a clear Hero nor a budding romantic relationship to root for, it became very boring. Maddie finally kissed the hero at 55% and then no romance for them again until the end of the book. Maddie’s inability to view any man without comparison to a fictional book hero became frustrating. After awhile it just made her seem a bit wacky in the head. Unfortunately this would not be a book I recommend.
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- POV: heroine POV only
- Tropes: secret identity (online alias), friends to lovers, childhood best friend, best friend’s brother
- H likable? Because Maddie didn’t have a romantic relationships with the Hero until the very end of the book, he just felt like another character in the book and didn’t stand out like a Hero character should.
- h likable? she annoyed me
- h virgin? No
- First time they kiss: 55%
- First time they sleep together: 99%
- steamy? No
- OW/OM drama? Maddie’s indecisiveness about men was really the only drama.
- H/h cheat? seeing as there was no relationship, there couldn’t be any cheating (even if she shared a kiss with a few others guys)
- Did I skip pages? Yes
- Big secrets? Yes
- Did I cry? No
- Did I laugh? I chuckled a few times
- Cliffhanger? no
- Epilogue? no
- Recommend? no
Quotes
“If I hadn’t known him since he’d worn diapers, I might have pictured him as the hero of some paperback romance”
“You know, the fact that you won’t lean on your support system doesn’t make you stronger.”
“I know you want to believe in happy-ever-after, but you don’t always get an after. You have to try to be happy now.”
“He was serious and reliable.”
She wrinkled her nose. “So are most vibrators.”
“Do you honestly think you’d be living happily-ever-after in a castle with your Prince Charming if Peter hadn’t run off at the stroke of midnight when he discovered all your nicely dressed friends were just jumped-up mice?”
“No, Maddie. You are the one in love with an idea. You’re so enamored with this narrative you’ve constructed you can’t even see the story unfolding before you.”
“I’d just like to see you take a chance on someone. You’re going to over-judge every single guy against unrealistic expectations, and nobody will measure up.”