The fourth novel by an accomplished writer. I thoroughly enjoyed the first three of Hautman’s books and this one is even better. They’re almost all here in this multiple caper novel: Joe Crow, Axel Speeter, and Sam O’Gara, not to mention Arling Bigg, Carmen, Hyatt Hilton, Chuckles and a female body builder named Flowrean Peeche.
Sometimes, you might have to stop reading to wipe the tears of laughter out of your eyes. This one takes a jaundiced look at several contemporary phenomena, including body-building, television news coverage, clean water, marriage, and most everyone’s desire to live forever. Statistically speaking, we are living longer. Every year or so, it is announced in the press that people have longer and longer lives. Statistically speaking, that should mean that ultimately we’ll live forever, become immortal.
Of course, the enhancement of that effort to ultimate longevity may need some assistance, some guidance. It happens that there is a group, a cult, if you will, anxious to help you divorce yourself from the Death Program and never die. Naturally there are expenses.
Meanwhile, Joe Crow, inveterate poker player, is creating a series of rules for himself, whilst trying to discreetly learn a bit more about Hyatt Hilton for Axel Speeter, who is nominally, at least, Carmen’s father. Hyatt wants to marry Carmen, and Axel wants to be sure the guy is on the up and up. Along the way, Crow forgets to follow a couple of his own poker rules, one of which is “When you go fishing, beware the fish.” But the rule Crow forgets with almost disastrous results is this one: “Don’t play in wild card games.” There are a whole deck of wild cards in this tale.