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482 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1898
The intelligence of London cannot be interesting to you, who have rusticated all your life - the annals of routs, riots, balls and boxing-matches, cards and crim. cons., parliamenary discussion, political details, masquerades, mechanics, Argyle Street Institution and aquatic races, love and lotteries, Brooke's and Buonaparte, opera-singers and oratories, wine, women, wax-work, and weathercocks, can't accord with your insulated ideas of decorum and other silly expressions not inserted in our vocabulary.
"It is very odd," he said to Miss Pigot, "I sing much better to your playing than to any one else's."
"That is," she answered, "because I play to your singing."
You speak of the charms of Southwell; the Place I abhor. The Fact is I remain here because I can appear no where else, being completely done up. Wine and Women have dished your humble Servant, not a Sou to be had; all over; condemned to exist (I cannot say live) at this Crater of Dullness till my Lease of Infancy expires.
I have lost 18lbs in my weight, that is one Stone & 4 pounds since January, this was ascertained last Wednesday, on account of a Bet with an acquaintance. However, don't be alarmed; I have taken every means to accomplish the end, by violent exercise and Fasting, as I found myself too plump. I shall continue my Exertions, having no other amusement; I wear seven Waistcoats and a great Coat, run, and play at cricket in this Dress, till quite exhausted by excessive perspiration, use the Hip Bath daily; eat only a quarter of a pound of Butcher's Meat in 24 hours, no Suppers or Breakfast, only one meal a day; drink no malt liquor, but a little Wine, and take Physic ocasionally. But these means my Ribs display Skin of no great thickness, & my Clothes have been taken in nearly half a yard.