Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

by Chuck Tingle

When Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.

Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other’s presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?

One thing’s for sure, it’s definitely not sexual; and that’s okay!

This important tale is 4,100 words of blossoming friendship and possible non-sexual romance between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a home cooked meal, and a powerful love that is just as important with our without sex.

Genres: Asexual, Fiction, LGBT, Fantasy, Romance

34 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 8, 2018

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Jessica Cooper · Rating 5 out of 5]

As advertised

This book failed to pound me in the butt. Exactly as advertised. Satisfied, but not in a remotely sexual sense.

[Donyae Coles · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was fun. Just a day in the life an Ace buckaroo.

[Mel · Rating 3 out of 5]

I want someone to destroy me the way this dinosaur destroyed the vegetarian roast 😩

[Carly · Rating 3 out of 5]

I guess I'm now a person who has read a Chuck Tingle book? I both don't know what I was expecting and this is exactly what I was expecting. I have no idea how to rate it.

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[Ernie · Rating 2 out of 5]

really enjoyed the first part of the book. The second part was just weird and half of the edition I read were links to many other books I could buy. My disappointment really flows from my love of the first story and the jarring change to something entirely different, and the rest of it was links to other stories I can buy. It started out great though.

[Kellie Johnson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Like the other story in this 2 volume ebook, very short and sweet but I really enjoyed it. I actually felt a tiny bit emotional at the ending as it was a positive representation of Asexuality, which I basically never see in media.

[Tyrannosaurus regina · Rating 3 out of 5]

Chuck Tungle is a gift.