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286 pages, Paperback
First published October 24, 2018
He’d come to grips with the fact that there weren’t a whole lot of English teachers left alive, and that most AP style guides had probably been incinerated in the name of warmth during one of the five chemical winters that had passed since the Flying Monkeys fell. So now it was up to him to save grammar.
“This is a trap! This is obviously a trap! This is a trap taken right out of the Idiot’s Guide to Traps! Don’t stop the train!
“But the real reason to carry around a machete...is because if you hold it just right, like when it’s dark and you’re in front of a fire on top of a hill, you’ll be in silhouette, with your machete-shadow stretching across the highway, or the desert, or the rubble, or whatever, and believe me…you will look totally badass.”
I’m pretty big now. Not fat or anything, but bigger. Apocalypse muscle.” You don’t have apocalypse muscle.
“No one like you is supposed to exist. ...You’re a Cormac McCarthy character come to life.”