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Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Pork
I can't even get my common-law husband to look at me these days. It's like he's so freaking busy bringing dinosaurs back to life that he can't even be bothered to look at his saucy, bodacious wife, much less to do hot sex things to me. But everything changes when he takes me along to visit his private island full of abominations to the Lord, when our helicopter crashes in the middle of the sea and my life is saved by a pterodactyl- a sexy, well hung pterodactyl at that. Now my loyalties are divided between a negligent husband who doesn't give a damn about me, and three bisexual polyamorous dinosaur studs who want nothing more than to bury their bones in me. It's a problem that every woman faces at some point in her life, but I'm so unsure whether I truly have the nads to handle it...
I can't even get my common-law husband to look at me these days. It's like he's so freaking busy bringing dinosaurs back to life that he can't even be bothered to look at his saucy, bodacious wife, much less to do hot sex things to me. But everything changes when he takes me along to visit his private island full of abominations to the Lord, when our helicopter crashes in the middle of the sea and my life is saved by a pterodactyl- a sexy, well hung pterodactyl at that. Now my loyalties are divided between a negligent husband who doesn't give a damn about me, and three bisexual polyamorous dinosaur studs who want nothing more than to bury their bones in me. It's a problem that every woman faces at some point in her life, but I'm so unsure whether I truly have the nads to handle it...
67 pages, ebook
Published November 14, 2018
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September 16, 2023 Happy Weird Wednesday Everyone!
That means it’s time for ‘What’s Going On With That Cover?’
There’s so much to unpack here: a T-Rex-man in a trench-coat, a stripper (?) being carried off by a Pterodactyl, the pen name (Stix Hiscock where, exactly??) and best of all the title! Reminiscent of old school porn parodies.
I urge everyone to take a moment to read the blurb for this one, it’s ridiculous! I kinda love it.
That means it’s time for ‘What’s Going On With That Cover?’
There’s so much to unpack here: a T-Rex-man in a trench-coat, a stripper (?) being carried off by a Pterodactyl, the pen name (Stix Hiscock where, exactly??) and best of all the title! Reminiscent of old school porn parodies.
I urge everyone to take a moment to read the blurb for this one, it’s ridiculous! I kinda love it.
September 19, 2020
I.... i... I AM DYING!!!
thats all I gotta say.. it made me laugh.. and made me go wtf how in the world??
Let's see just
Orgy, daddy dom rex.. other dino mates.. and and 14 inches...
thats all I gotta say.. it made me laugh.. and made me go wtf how in the world??
Let's see just
Orgy, daddy dom rex.. other dino mates.. and and 14 inches...
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January 7, 2020Just… Don’t ask why 🤦🏻♀️😅
March 5, 2020
You know when you sign up for authors newsletters they will sometimes send you free books? Well I absolutely had to download this freebie from the link in the newsletter of Mary Auclair because the cover was hilarious and the blurb was even funnier. C'mon, tell me you didn't read that description and snort!
Dr. James Hardon and his wife Gina Moyst hadn't been intimate for a while and Gina was getting perturbed about it. But James is a dinosaur scientist and would rather work on his new experiments. James makes time to take Gina on a helicopter ride to a little island called Cretaceous Cay where most of his lab experiments lived. Now think Jurassic Park about this place because there are a bunch of dinosaurs here but there's also more.
But a huge water lizard jumped up from the water and grabbed a hold of the chopper and made them crash in the water. A pterodactyl scoops Gina up and fly's away with her. When she wakes up, there are several dinosaur/human hybrids surrounding her talking to her. Looks like James was doing more than just bringing back the dinosaurs. Several lonely dino's want to be intimate with Gina and she shows them a good time. Gina thinks her husband is dead but he comes back and she chooses the dino's over him. But once back at the lab, James makes a big decision that leads him back to Gina and the dino's.
This was just funny. Getting it on with several hybrid dinosaurs that can talk to you was something new for me. I doubt I would keep reading anything like this but it sure was an interesting change of scenery.
Dr. James Hardon and his wife Gina Moyst hadn't been intimate for a while and Gina was getting perturbed about it. But James is a dinosaur scientist and would rather work on his new experiments. James makes time to take Gina on a helicopter ride to a little island called Cretaceous Cay where most of his lab experiments lived. Now think Jurassic Park about this place because there are a bunch of dinosaurs here but there's also more.
But a huge water lizard jumped up from the water and grabbed a hold of the chopper and made them crash in the water. A pterodactyl scoops Gina up and fly's away with her. When she wakes up, there are several dinosaur/human hybrids surrounding her talking to her. Looks like James was doing more than just bringing back the dinosaurs. Several lonely dino's want to be intimate with Gina and she shows them a good time. Gina thinks her husband is dead but he comes back and she chooses the dino's over him. But once back at the lab, James makes a big decision that leads him back to Gina and the dino's.
This was just funny. Getting it on with several hybrid dinosaurs that can talk to you was something new for me. I doubt I would keep reading anything like this but it sure was an interesting change of scenery.
March 28, 2024
This book was actually a joke.
The only reason I read it was because it was free and because it was a running joke about dinosaur smut.
I will not be reading this again, and I have now learned my lesson to not read something just because I think it would be funny.
This was bad and I think I lost some brain cells while reading it.
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The only reason I read it was because it was free and because it was a running joke about dinosaur smut.
I will not be reading this again, and I have now learned my lesson to not read something just because I think it would be funny.
This was bad and I think I lost some brain cells while reading it.
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November 18, 2020
Fifty Shades of Prey
I...errr....umm... Damn! This is hard to rate. I guess I laughed ... a lot ... so there's that.
But I knew deep down that it wasn't impossible. That it was in fact im-impossible. LOL
"For you see, we too, foresaw that you would foresee this particular eventuality, and we came prepared for the eventuality that you would come armed...." LOL
Look. If you're going to read this, you have to suspend all disbelief, and all common sense, AND all common decency. Not only suspend them, but throw them on the floor and stomp on them, and then put them down the sink disposal. Be comforted that it's only a short read.
I...errr....umm... Damn! This is hard to rate. I guess I laughed ... a lot ... so there's that.
But I knew deep down that it wasn't impossible. That it was in fact im-impossible. LOL
"For you see, we too, foresaw that you would foresee this particular eventuality, and we came prepared for the eventuality that you would come armed...." LOL
Look. If you're going to read this, you have to suspend all disbelief, and all common sense, AND all common decency. Not only suspend them, but throw them on the floor and stomp on them, and then put them down the sink disposal. Be comforted that it's only a short read.
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February 4, 2020I don’t want to talk about it.
March 25, 2020
Full disclosure ... this was absolutely the dumbest book I have ever read. The plot was ridiculous. The characters idiotic and the grammar was atrocious, but it was so over the top stupid that you were able to just shut your mind off and go with it.
For anyone struggling with the post COVID-19 scene and are being horribly depressed, this is the kind of mindless stupidity that will let your thoughts wander away from all that.
You like women having sex with talking dinosaurs? You want to see a four way sword fight between dinosaurs? You want to try to do the math on how any of this was even remotely possible? You just might enjoy this.
For anyone struggling with the post COVID-19 scene and are being horribly depressed, this is the kind of mindless stupidity that will let your thoughts wander away from all that.
You like women having sex with talking dinosaurs? You want to see a four way sword fight between dinosaurs? You want to try to do the math on how any of this was even remotely possible? You just might enjoy this.
February 20, 2020
I never realized there were spoof stories!
Seriously, my curiosity got the better of me on this one. It is over the top ridiculous, and if you’re looking for a laugh that may make you uncomfortably excited it a totally weird way... go for it!
Seriously, my curiosity got the better of me on this one. It is over the top ridiculous, and if you’re looking for a laugh that may make you uncomfortably excited it a totally weird way... go for it!
March 13, 2020
LOL this is a tongue and cheek funny book. This isn’t like one of the romantic shifter stories. It is more of a goof on what if. I had seen the book for free on several sites and just figured, why not. A lot of one liners and zingers. It kind of silly but it is a good laugh.
August 12, 2019
What a fun and funny, definitely not for the prude at heart, lust filled Dino-ish sex romp, with over the top, unreal storyline, then here you go, enjoy!!
January 25, 2020
This short novel was funny! I laughed from the first sentence to the last one. Truly hilarious sci-fi erotica!
January 9, 2023
Two words: Dinosaur Smut 🌶👀
Move over monster and alien smut. We have a new creature in town.
Have you ever read a book and then had the strong need to meet the author, to know all about them, and become best friends? Whoever you are, 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑥 𝐻𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘, I could be your new STAN. I already tried to stalk you, but it appears you may not have an instagram account. For now, I will read more of your tasteful novellas.
I’d like to say that I read this on a dare, but sadly (or fortunately) that was a decision I made of my own free will.
I’m just out here trying to live my best life. 2023 is going to be interesting.
✨ Anyway, this book, a whole 66 pages, was hilarious, absurd, over the top, explicit, and just overall a good time. It is in no way anatomically correct. It’s like an x-rated spoof of Jurassic Park with ridiculous characters. I knocked it down a star for a few spelling/grammatical errors, but that did not take away from the sheer entertainment of this book.
Move over monster and alien smut. We have a new creature in town.
Have you ever read a book and then had the strong need to meet the author, to know all about them, and become best friends? Whoever you are, 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑥 𝐻𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘, I could be your new STAN. I already tried to stalk you, but it appears you may not have an instagram account. For now, I will read more of your tasteful novellas.
I’d like to say that I read this on a dare, but sadly (or fortunately) that was a decision I made of my own free will.
I’m just out here trying to live my best life. 2023 is going to be interesting.
✨ Anyway, this book, a whole 66 pages, was hilarious, absurd, over the top, explicit, and just overall a good time. It is in no way anatomically correct. It’s like an x-rated spoof of Jurassic Park with ridiculous characters. I knocked it down a star for a few spelling/grammatical errors, but that did not take away from the sheer entertainment of this book.
October 5, 2023
First, don't ask why i read this lmao
Second, the writing is horrible, the story is chaotic and at times makes no dang sense, and the characters are tolerable at best. So why 4 stars? This book had me dying of laughter! Like snorting laughing! Audibly laughing! I was in stiches! So it was quite entertaining in that aspect. It was a game of how much more stupid can this story get... and the story wins every time lmao
Second, the writing is horrible, the story is chaotic and at times makes no dang sense, and the characters are tolerable at best. So why 4 stars? This book had me dying of laughter! Like snorting laughing! Audibly laughing! I was in stiches! So it was quite entertaining in that aspect. It was a game of how much more stupid can this story get... and the story wins every time lmao
September 20, 2020
This was ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun to read, plus had rather anatomically impossible but still raunchy sex scenes with genetically-created mutant dinosaurs. There are a lot of typos, but just pass right on by. Enjoy it in the spirit it was intended, and you will have a romp. The author and character names should give you a strong clue to the style of writing to expect. :)
December 23, 2023
🫦💓💦Book Review💦💓🫦
Book: Jurassic Pork
Author: Stix Hiscock
Stars: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
First off, the author's name tells you that this is meant to be an absurd book. And it is. But when you hit a reading blah moment, you need the absurd to cleanse and kickstart the brain.
The smut is high in this book. Tons of smut scenes that tend towards the spicy side of absurd.
Book: Jurassic Pork
Author: Stix Hiscock
Stars: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
First off, the author's name tells you that this is meant to be an absurd book. And it is. But when you hit a reading blah moment, you need the absurd to cleanse and kickstart the brain.
The smut is high in this book. Tons of smut scenes that tend towards the spicy side of absurd.
March 1, 2024
This is award-winning writing right here!
Give Hiscock a Pulizter!! Or a double nacho cheese Doritos locos taco either or is fine.
After the first chapter, I was like 5 stars and then I kept reading and I never changed my mind. This book is such a fun time! I could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it- it's brilliant 🤣
HIGHLY recommend
Give Hiscock a Pulizter!! Or a double nacho cheese Doritos locos taco either or is fine.
After the first chapter, I was like 5 stars and then I kept reading and I never changed my mind. This book is such a fun time! I could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it- it's brilliant 🤣
HIGHLY recommend
November 17, 2020
Wow! I never imagined reading a book quite like this before. It was funny and the sex scenes were steamy, steamy, blazing hot! The character names were hilarious. Who knew you could find long-lasting love with 4 dinosaurs?
February 20, 2023
This book was so over the top, so ridiculous and so filthy I LOVED it! The language and way things were described made me laugh out loud. It was definitely way out there but was a quick fun read. Good job!
March 20, 2023
okay the three stars were for the energy that the writer put in to put this together. *laugh* um.. what else. It's funny.
But if you're looking for intelligent dialog probably not going to get it here. Its quick its, its...
well yeah.
But if you're looking for intelligent dialog probably not going to get it here. Its quick its, its...
well yeah.
September 5, 2023
Ok, I finished it. It was really horrible. And I’m too confused by the logistics. I can get down with a size difference story, but I don’t understand how multiple dinosaurs can DP you without injury.
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August 13, 2019none
May 2, 2020
Perfection!
July 25, 2020
Soo silly
November 8, 2022
This was hilarious and so freaking dumb. I loved it. 5 stars for being funny dumb but 3 stars for a legit book rating because wwwwhhhhhaaaaattttt lol
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December 13, 2022I read parts of this to my husband. He didn't find it as funny as I did...
December 13, 2022
Sono davvero in crisi sulla valutazione 😂😂😂😂
February 15, 2023
Omg. This was bad. Not even funny bad. Just bad
March 26, 2023
A glorious parody of science fiction "B" movies. Very clever.
April 19, 2023
As stated before, a rip-off of Chuck Tingle. Not as well written, not as funny.
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