No one in the world is a bigger fan of tech industry people, than tech industry people. Joseph, I have a bone to pick with you.
OK actually, Joseph, don't read this. I have a lot of Very Mean Things To Say about this work. Point number one, of one! -- I’m disappointed. This year I have been obsessively interested in early internet history but know jack shit about coding, so I was super excited to find out this book existed. Unfortunately I feel like this book was not actually written with the intent of informing the reader about hacking, nor even really reporting on the culture of the hacking world.
This feels like a book written for a person who works in tech, is VERY proud of themselves, and they want to tell someone else that they read a book about Cult of the Dead Cow.
For the first 8 chapters or so, Menn engages in a staggering amount of flattery. For example, we begin with a very, very, very long backstory, about how cDc successfully trolled the media in their early years and took advantage of people's general computer illiteracy in order to scare everyone. This much checks out. However, Menn's story would have you believe that there wasn’t a single person with computer literacy nor common sense at the time, unless they were a super megamind galaxy brain hacker. The way I found out about cDc in the first place was by watching the Net Cafe episode "Hackers", a mid-90's PBS tech show in which cDc members were interviewed and asked *outright* how much they were fucking with the media, and how seriously they took themselves. And hey, maybe my singular point of reference is an anomaly, but that Net Cafe episode felt like a much more on-the-level assessment of cDc, especially since those cDc members leveled with the interviewer. The book appears to be dick-riding in contrast.
In fact, cDc regularly appears to be more critical of themselves than Menn, throughout quite a bit of the book. He quotes member Kevin Wheeler when he's reviewing new members applying to be part of cDc: “These guys are all tech guys… why are we 95% white males?” Menn doesn’t have an answer for this, instead he follows the question up with glowing compliments: “It was true… the new tech talent attracted more like themselves: highly educated, curious technologists, with a skeptical view of the world.” Bro, I can't lie, this had me cringing into a fucking black hole.
We're also meant to think that cDc members are cool and edgy, as we're regularly reminded that these guys are into music and drugs. Wow so cool! Love it. Menn in the same breath illustrates how “rough” one of the locations of the hacker homes is by stating that “Luke once caught a woman hiding behind his bulk to smoke crack on the sidewalk”. I really can’t believe an editor didn’t catch this.
Speaking of cool, I think it’s kind of telling how rarely 'Wanting To Be Cool' comes up in relation to 'Being A Hacker'. Time and again it’s brought up how these guys are ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY motivated by altruism. Honestly I think the cDc members are genuine about this. But why don't we get any connective tissue between edgy coolness and the behaviour that becomes tolerated via edgy coolness? For example, the cDc’s lax treatment of racism within the community is touched upon only much later in the history of the group, towards the end of the book. It comes up in the form of cDc members supposedly knowing the difference between edgy humor and Actual Racism. Lol that's so crazy that your group is 95% white males!
This all, more-or-less, highlights my feelings in general about hacktivism slash vigilantism.
Can it be good? Maybe. But based on the information gleaned here, these are not the vigilantes I'm hoping for, personally. Standing here in the absolute wreck of 2023, the book's subtitle: “How The Original Hacking Supergroup Might Just Save The World” feels COMPLETELY insane.
The contents of Cult of the Dead Cow feel like they’re fighting against the cDc’s own ethos. I don't feel like I'm getting a raw feed of disseminated information, I feel like I'm getting two thirds of a puff piece plus one third of a Wikipedia article read aloud. Around chapter 9 the book becomes a relatively straightforward, if shallow account of cyber security headlines from 2010-ish through 2018ish. This part would maybe sit better with me, if I hadn't spent so much time reading fluff-- and if those later, presumably better documented years, made up more of the book.
Perhaps these are my own off-topic expectations, but if I wanted to write a book about hackers, I would actually make an effort to introduce the layman to the inner-workings of the computer with, say, an analogy or two? Any kind of explanation of what cDc members were actually doing all day. You could at least give me as much information on the Dual Elliptic Curve Deterministic Random Bit Generator as you do the origin story of Laird's hacker name.
After all, if you don’t actually have any interest in computer literacy, then why write about the cDc in the first place?
Unfortunately, too much of this book is a mythologizing account about how a bunch of nerds were actually megamind troll geniuses, always several steps ahead of everyone else. It's yet another patch in the infinitely expanding quilt of tech people writing their own glorious history. And I didn't even TOUCH on the international political stuff, but I would have to write my own book if I were to start in on that.
Sorry, I had a lot to say because I had really high expectations. That was all very mean. Get good at writing. Lol. Lmao.