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This Chicken Ain't Gonna Choke Itself!: The Hilarious JERK-OFFbeat COMEdy
AMAZON #1 BEST-SELLER in Sexuality and Dark Humor !! One man's quest to skip work, get home, and empty his balls - before they explode. Pity poor Billy Popper. He’s trapped in his office cubicle and a sexless marriage. His nuts are gonna burst and it's ruining his day. He can't think straight - or bent, for that matter. Billy thinks his miserable day at the office will last forever. All he wants is to get home to take care of business before his annoying wife and stupid kids beat him to it. We've all been there. Yes, including you (and don't deny it.) His tw@ of a boss, insufferable colleagues, Mexicans, clergymen, ninjas - and even the author of this book - conspire to prevent the poor f**ker from choking his chicken in this hyper-absurd, blatantly-offensive and politically incorrect laugh riot from Pulitzer Prize-deserving author Bendy Cockspring in his touching debut novel. So, use your one free hand (LOL!) to scroll back up and whack (LMAO!) the BUY NOW button to begin the gentleman's journey (ROFLMAO!) of a lifetime. Quick! Before your partner gets home and catches you at it! POLITE NOTICE: This dark humour & entertainment satire parody contains profanity and features innumerable references to self pollution. It is NOT suitable for the easily offended and/or minors. (Or Adults.) Also available by the Good The Outrageous Incest Comedy!
138 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 24, 2018
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November 24, 2018
Highly Offensive
Well, what does one say about a book like this? That this book should have some sort of a warning attached. Either highly offensive or grab a barf bag. Either would apply. The aithor has no filter. It seems what ever popped into his head showed up in the book. This book is a quick read. And way over the top. If you gross out easily this book is not for you. If you have a sense of humor, you might enjoy this.
Well, what does one say about a book like this? That this book should have some sort of a warning attached. Either highly offensive or grab a barf bag. Either would apply. The aithor has no filter. It seems what ever popped into his head showed up in the book. This book is a quick read. And way over the top. If you gross out easily this book is not for you. If you have a sense of humor, you might enjoy this.
December 3, 2018
Delightfully offensive. Dear Lord!! This was hysterical. Completely over the top. Not for the fainthearted, this was incredibly demented. Lots of bad language and I've never laughed so much. Not even slightly politically correct. I'd recommend this if you love dark humour.
December 8, 2018
Magical really
For all the outward appearance of this book not having much redeeming literary value, I found the plot an unpretentious version of magical realism which made it pretty enjoyable.
For all the outward appearance of this book not having much redeeming literary value, I found the plot an unpretentious version of magical realism which made it pretty enjoyable.
December 18, 2018
Give this book a hard pass!
Infantile, inflammatory, and emotionally injurious don’t even begin to describe this book. I don’t mind depraved humor, but this author even references 9/11 multiple times. If you’re American, you may want to pass on this one.
Infantile, inflammatory, and emotionally injurious don’t even begin to describe this book. I don’t mind depraved humor, but this author even references 9/11 multiple times. If you’re American, you may want to pass on this one.
November 28, 2018
What in the name of all things sexual did I just read? This book is beyond fucking funny and sick. I couldn't put it down even though I was repulsed at times! Definitely a must read!
December 13, 2018
No words! Omg!
December 16, 2018
Chicken anyone?
PLEASE read the blurb before you try this book!! I was partly sickened, partly repulsed, partly horrified by the utter depravity of this story.
BUT...
And this is a big but....
I have a slightly twisted sense of humour and I also like chicken, so I found this book ridiculously funny.
Snorting tea out of your nose is not to be advised so do not read whilst drinking.
PLEASE read the blurb before you try this book!! I was partly sickened, partly repulsed, partly horrified by the utter depravity of this story.
BUT...
And this is a big but....
I have a slightly twisted sense of humour and I also like chicken, so I found this book ridiculously funny.
Snorting tea out of your nose is not to be advised so do not read whilst drinking.
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