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160 pages, Paperback
First published November 14, 2018
‘Clausewitz claims that the best and most enduring way to unite human beings is to create a common enemy. In Watchmen, Alan Moore posits the existence of a superior form of intelligence that is watching us and decides the only way to end war on Earth (the book is a bit more modest than that; they'd have been happy just to end the Cold War, which is a metaphor all the same) is to make up an extra-terrestrial enemy against which all humans can band together—a list of factors that would make a group of people join forces: shame, fear, a common enemy, xenophobia. Or maybe I'm wrong, maybe deep inside each one of these things lurks something dark and unknowable whose own indeterminacy binds them into a cohesive force.’
"because horror is a soft, sticky thing - never effusive, never a bang."
"storytelling - I realize now that G was right - is something we do on instinct while the world falls to pieces around us.
It was a shared project between three of the protagonists. The idea was that each of us would write a text, of whatever genre, about the trip we had made together, and then publish a volume with the three texts. G began a story several times that he finally destroyed. Alex ended up writing a science fiction novel about delivery men in China, and l Cosas vivas. I have always thought that this story perfectly defines the three of us. Even for the one who didn’t write anything.
Bolaño, for example - reading Bolaño being one of the unwritten commandments - declared that 'a short-story writer should be brave' and drive in headfirst. Piglia claimed his lifestyle defined his literary style. Augusto Monterroso urged young writers to 'make the most of every disadvantage, whether insomnia, imprisonment or poverty; the first gave us Baudelaire, the second Silvio Pellico, and the third all your writer friends; avoid sleeping like Homer, living easily like Byron, or making as much money as Bloy.'
I. A short-story writer should be brave. Drop everything and dive in headfirst.
II. Make the most of every disadvantage, whether insomnia, imprisonment or poverty; the first gave us Baudelaire, the second Silvio Pellico, and the third all your writer friends; avoid sleeping like Homer, living easily like Byron, or making as much money as Bloy.
III. Remember that writing isn’t for cowards, but also that being brave isn’t the same as not feeling afraid; being brave is feeling afraid and sticking it out, taking charge, going all in.
IV. Don’t start writing poetry unless you’ve opened your eyes underwater, unless you’ve screamed underwater with your eyes wide open. Also, don’t start writing poetry unless you’ve burned your fingers, unless you’ve put them under the hot water tap and said, ‘Ahhh! This is much better than not getting burned at all.’
V. Be in love with your own life.
VI. What sets a novelist apart is having a unique worldview as well as something to say about it. So try living a little first. Not just in books or in bars, but out there, in real life. Wait until you’ve been scarred by the world, until it has left its mark.
VII. Try living abroad.
VIII. You’ve got to fuck a great many women / beautiful women / […] / drink more and more beer / […] attend the racetrack at least once.
IX. You’ve got to sell your heart, your strongest reactions, not the little minor things that only touch you lightly, the little experiences that you might tell at dinner.
X. People in a novel, not skilfully constructed characters, must be projected from the writer’s assimilated experience, from his knowledge, from his head, from his heart and from all there is of him.
The writers behind this advice – in strict disorder – are: Javier Cercas, Arturo Pérez-Reverte, Jack Kerouac, Ernest Hemingway, Paul Auster, Roberto Bolaño, Charles Bukowski, Hernán Casciari, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Augusto Monterroso. (Exercise: draw a line between each author and his advice.)
"In the pages after this preface, you may come across a sentence like 'everything is covered in blood'. If that happens, don't try to tease out any hidden meaning. I'm not saying that horror coats everything like a fine, invisible film; nor does the image signify sexual desire or the urge to kill. All you should understand is that everything is covered in blood. The snow, the gravel, the houses, the lamp posts. Everything. And not fresh blood either, but dry blood – extremely dry."