For one year Scott Duelman has experienced a peculiar delusion, his life has operated like a video game. Yet, despite the innumerable status windows and unlocked achievements visited upon him, he never gained anything tangible from his exploits. Each success was met with a disappointing lack of a usable reward. It is said that video games rot the mind. Certain that he has lost his mind due to playing too many freemium games on certain websites, he is nearly at the breaking point. Little does he know that what came before was only the prologue. Things are about to get sexy.... Collectible card game cross-world LitRPG waifu adventure harem sexy. Sanity is overrated. All power to the blue mullet! Collect the cards. Conquer the multiverse! Get the girl! Get all the girls! Dial it back a little and realize that you can't handle all of the girls, and thus get only the best girls as nature intended! A new story in the Project Scott multiverse unfolds! All power to the blue mullet! Praise it!
Mistakes: I found a bunch. Things like lamb oil instead of lamp oil. Wrapping instead of wrapper off a candy bar. The fact that the fuel kept changing from one type to another. Plot: Just good silly fun. Characters: not much to him for now, but interesting. 5.5/10 only got that high due to the fun-ness of the novella. I'd have dropped another star for shortness otherwise.
Mr. Futch does it again with what feels like a side story in the project Scott universe. Regardless the humor and glory of battle is still prevalent, along with pieces of sexist loot. Why can't a guy get good loot too! 5/5 bbq lizards, would eat again.
I really enjoyed this book. I had just read another series of books by Scotty. It seems this may tie into the same universal settings. The girl acquisition was slow and not like the description in the opening chapter. Still a fun read.