Is getting older getting you down? Want to go from wrinkles to twinkles? This collection of quirky, clever, wry and punchy verse is a comical antidote to aging. From an encounter at the Genius Bar, a search for a Lexus in a sprawling Texas parking lot and an ode to elastic for expanding waistlines, the author has been there, done that. Readers will chuckle, giggle and even guffaw at these poems that capture the familiar trials of growing older.