If you find stringing as many droll sentences as you can into a paragraph make it funny, then this book is for you. I found the book so uninteresting that I was going to stop somewhere in the middle, but then I saw another review that said the last couple of chapters were worth reading so I kept going. The last several chapters were slightly less droll because he talked more specifically on his poodles and on tracking and Police dogs in a more straightforward way. The stories induced in the book were written between 1926 and 1955.
One sentence to me represented the writing style in the book. “Everybody picked up his phone, or got out his typewriter, or stood up and had his say.“ This was from a story where a sailor trying to get back beck before his leave expired was bumped from a plane by a high priority Bull Mastiff dog on board. I am assuming it is a true story, like his other stories in the book, but rises only to the level of slightly interesting, but more interesting than the fifteen stories that proceeded this one.
As I am oft to do in my reviews, I will include quotes that demonstrate the writing style found in book and are of any interest to me. Be aware that often they are just a portion of the whole paragraph.
Here is a part where that story ‘Blaze in the Sky’ where it heated up:
‘Other newspapers followed the Herald Tribune’, lead, and a nasty rumble arose throughout the land. Many mothers, churchmen, and other right-thinking citizens began to fear that there would be rioting in the streets and that mastiffs and colonels would be strung up on lampposts from Tallahassee to Tacoma and from Dallas to Danbury.’
Here is another part I find interesting in that he writes about dogs and puts simple cartoon like pictures of dogs in his books:
‘I wrote somewhere a long time ago that I am nota “dog-lover,” that to me a dog-lover is a dog in love with another dog, and I went on to say that liking or disliking varied, in my case, with the individual dog as with the individual person. Comparing the two breeds as such takes a critic onto sensitive ground, where the climate 1s changeable and the air is stuffy. A discussion of the relative merits of the ape and the wolf would interest me more than a debate about men and canines. In such a debate the dog could not take part, and when Man began to talk loosely about his Best Friend, or himself, I would reach for my hat and find my way to a neighborhood bar. ‘
Chapter eighteen ‘And so to Medve’ and then the next two chapters ‘Christabel Part 1’ and ‘Christabel Part 2’ where Thurber talks about his poodles is the most personal and interesting stories in the books. (Medve is Hungarian for Bear.) Here is a couple of excerpts from them:
‘The human mother, as I have said before and now say again, devotes her entire life to her young and to her young’s young, a life of continual concern and anguish, full of local and long-distance telephone calls, letters and telegrams, restless nights and worried days, but Medve, like all of her ilk, refused to be bothered after the first few months. She once allowed six of her pups, long past the weaning stage, to take a portable victrola apart, scatter records all over the place, and chew off, with active and eager teeth, one leg of an upright ping-pong table, causing a landslide of paddles and balls, books, ash trays, and magazines.’
‘Like the great Gammeyer of Tarkington’s Gentle Julia, the poodle I knew seemed sometimes about to bridge the mysterious and conceivably narrow gap that separates instinct from reason. She could take part in your gaiety and your sorrow; she trembled to your uncertainties and lifted her head at your assurances. There were times when she seemed to come close to a pitying comprehension of the whole troubled scene and what lies behind it. If poodles, who walk so easily upon their hind legs, ever do learn the little tricks of speech and reason, I should not be surprised if they made a better job of it than Man, who would seem to be surely but not slowly slipping back to all fours.’
‘Now I am a close friend of poodle dogs, having had a lot of them in my time, twenty-five in all, to be exact, I have never known, or even heard of, a bad poodle, Theirs is the most charming of species, including the human, and they happily lack Man’s aggression, irritability, quick temper, and wild aim. They have courage, too, and they fight well and fairly when they have to fight. The poodle, moving into battle, lowers its head, attacks swiftly, and finishes the business without idle rhetoric or false innuendo. One spring my French poodle, who was nine years old at the time, killed three red squirrels in ten seconds, thus saving the lives of hundreds of songbirds, the natural prey of the red marauders. She has never attacked a gray squirrel or a friendly dog, and while she has admittedly engaged in a cold war with cats since 1942, she is too gentle, and too smart, to try to take one apart to find out what makes it purr.’
‘Legend has it that a hunting poodle would swim around all night in a lake hunting for a lost duck, which brings us to an ingenious explanation of the so-called Continental trim of the poodle, familiar to everybody and ridiculous to many. It seems that the back part of the poodle’s body was clipped to give it greater agility and speed in the water, that the “bracelets” on the front legs and the pompons or epaulettes near the hip bones were left there to prevent joints from becoming stiff after a long cold patrol of the fowling waters. The tale also tells (most recently in T. H. Tracy’s The Book of the Poodle) that the pompon on the end of the stubby tail was put there to serve as a kind of periscope by which the hunter could follow the movements of his dog in the water! The exclamation point is mine, because it is surely the front part of the swimming dog that can be most easily detected, and I am certain that before long somebody will put forward the theory that the red ribbon found in the head hair of some poodles was originally tied there to help the duck hunter locate his circling dog.’
‘Very few persons have successfully transcribed the comic talents of a poodle into prose, whether typed or conversational. Something vital and essential dies in the telling of a poodle story. It is like a dim recording of a bad W. C. Fields imitator. My poodle, I am glad to say, does not meet a gentleman caller at the door and take his hat and gloves, or play the piano for guests, or move chessmen about upon a board, or wear glasses and smoke a pipe, or lift the receiver off the phone, or spell out your name in alphabet blocks, or sing “Madelon,” or say “Franchot Tone,” of give guests their after-dinner coffee cups. She is as smart as any of her breed; indeed she has taken on a special wisdom in what some would estimate to be her seventy-fifth, others her one-hundred-and-fifth year, as human lives are measured, but she has never been trained to do card tricks, or go into dinner on a gentleman’s arm, or to say ‘‘Beowulf," or even "Ralph."’
The last two chapters are on Bloodhounds and Police dogs respectively. In them he retells stories of exploits for those dogs. They are interesting enough to be worth reading as he doesn’t try to apply too much awkward humor into them.
‘The English bloodhound has never been one of the most popular housedogs in the world, but this is not owing solely to the dark slander that has blackened his reputation. He is a large, enormously evident creature, likely to make a housewife fear for her antiques and draperies, and he is not given to frolic and parlor games. He is used to the outdoors. If you want a dog to chase a stick or a ball, or jump through a hoop, don’t look at him. “Bloodhounds ain’t any good unless you're lost,” one little boy told me scornfully. It must be admitted that the cumbersome, jowly tracer of lost persons is somewhat blobbered and slubby (you have to make up words for unique creatures like the bloodhound and the bandersnatch). ‘
‘Their leashes were fastened to their harness and the command “Find them!” wag given at 9:45 on the night of October 22, 322 hours after the family was thought to have left their car, The dogs “cast” in wide circles, trying to pick up the trail, until three o’clock the next morning, and resumed the search shortly after six o’clock. There had been rains on the night of October 1o and later, and the underbrush and ferns were wet. Fifteen hours after they had taken up the search, or 337 hours after the supposed entrance of the family into the woods, one of the hounds led its trailer to the body of the youngster. The parents were subsequently found, also dead. Mr. Wilson and the sheriff and other officials later submitted the story of the remarkable search, in affidavit form, to the Bloodhound Club, and it seems likely that the amazing new record will be officially accepted.’
In summary, I overall wouldn’t recommend taking the time to read the book, but if you do want to read it, I would suggest start at chapter eighteen ‘And So to Medve.’