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TTYS?People say, “I’m never going on a blind date, again!” “Why?” We ask. “Don’t get me started,” they say. Then they “He wore coveralls to dinner at a fancy restaurant.” “He ordered five courses of the most expensive food, plus drinks, and expected me to pick up the tab.” “He thought a burger and a bag of fries was enough to get into my pants. Not!” “She’s one-foot taller and didn’t want my face in her boobs while we danced. Where else was I supposed to put my tongue?”“He talked about his ex-lovers, but didn’t ask me about my dead ones.” “The lady didn’t say a dozen words. My dog’s better company. And what a dog she was.” “He proposed because he’ll be deported next week unless he gets a wife by Friday.” “She wore her prison clothes. She just got out of the ‘joint’ and didn’t have time to shop.”“He wanted to borrow my credit card for ‘just a few days.’” “She wants to be a ‘trophy wife.’ Some trophy—I’d have to hide her in a closet.”Blind date fiascos like these will pale in comparison to what Crazy Ink authors have shared in this zany collection of blind dates gone horribly wrong...
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Published January 29, 2019
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January 6, 2019
Laugh out loud hilarious
Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You by Kiarra M. Taylor
Khai had set up her friends together on a blind date and they were getting married. Now there were only two left not married. Alissa,the friend currently getting married wanted them to both have a date. Khai agreed and met Theo a nerdy type guy that looked oh so sexy. After having some fun together mixed with some awkwardness and a sexy kiss will he be a ttys or a turn. You have to find out yourself. Kiarra M. Taylor did an amazing job and I look forward to reading more by her. 4 stars from me
Arresting by Rita Delude
Jess has agreed to a blind date set up by her best friend, but she was in for a surprise when the strange guy named Jake hopped through her doorway with his quirky ideas. Will Jess succumb to his way of thinking and relax a bit or continue her uptight ways. Get ready for some adventure with Rita Delude as she weaves us through a fantastic story of the dating world. 4 stars from me
Fourteen First Dates and Four Fingers by EL George
OK this completely cracked me up! Erin is a reporter and with Valentine's Day around the corner her boss wants a report of 14 dates before the big day. He thinks maybe fourteen dates is the magic number to fall in love. What he didn't know or Erin didn't know was the hilarious hellish dates she would have to endure. Date 15 oops sorry you are too late, or is he? Erin Lee is amazing and can write just about anything at any time, but this had me almost spitting my drink out laughing so much. 5 stars from me
Hook, Line and Sinker by Rena Marin & Skylar McKinzie
OK this is completely hilarious! Chasity and Autumn are starting a new online dating website so trying other dating sites is a good start. What they don't know is that they have a little helper along the way and he/she is causing a little ruckus. This story had me laughing and I had to read twice because I loved it that much! Rena Marin and Skylar McKinzie are definitely a book writing team worth checking out. 5 stars from me
Wife Shopping 101 by Olivia Marie
I just can't even imagine! Jessica has been set up on a blind date by her friend Miranda and Miranda insists on helping her get ready and even picked the restaurant. She told Jess to have fun, relax and keep an open mind. She wasn't joking about the open mind part, but Jess thought it was because of the blind date. She couldn't be more wrong. After meeting Lance she knows exactly what Miranda meant and cannot believe her friend. Olivia Marie had me just about rolling on the floor laughing so hard. I wouldn't even know what to do if this happened to me. 5 stars from me
Must Love Cats by Krystal Able
Cat lady with an attitude, that is Tanya. Best friend of crazy cat lady, Caitlyn. Tanya is set up on a blind date by Caitlyn and she insists on taking her cat, Miss Catniss Everqueen. Her date is in for the night of his life and so is Caitlyn after they get back home. Funny and a bit crazy, Krystal Able's made me laugh the entire way through. 5 stars from me
Unexpectedly Dating by KATHIA IBLIS
To help her friends out Zora goes on five dates and she's only doing it to prove them wrong. See how many points does she get and how many points does the crazy dating app get. The dates are crazy and I got to laugh at poor Zora's expense. 4 stars from me
Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You by Kiarra M. Taylor
Khai had set up her friends together on a blind date and they were getting married. Now there were only two left not married. Alissa,the friend currently getting married wanted them to both have a date. Khai agreed and met Theo a nerdy type guy that looked oh so sexy. After having some fun together mixed with some awkwardness and a sexy kiss will he be a ttys or a turn. You have to find out yourself. Kiarra M. Taylor did an amazing job and I look forward to reading more by her. 4 stars from me
Arresting by Rita Delude
Jess has agreed to a blind date set up by her best friend, but she was in for a surprise when the strange guy named Jake hopped through her doorway with his quirky ideas. Will Jess succumb to his way of thinking and relax a bit or continue her uptight ways. Get ready for some adventure with Rita Delude as she weaves us through a fantastic story of the dating world. 4 stars from me
Fourteen First Dates and Four Fingers by EL George
OK this completely cracked me up! Erin is a reporter and with Valentine's Day around the corner her boss wants a report of 14 dates before the big day. He thinks maybe fourteen dates is the magic number to fall in love. What he didn't know or Erin didn't know was the hilarious hellish dates she would have to endure. Date 15 oops sorry you are too late, or is he? Erin Lee is amazing and can write just about anything at any time, but this had me almost spitting my drink out laughing so much. 5 stars from me
Hook, Line and Sinker by Rena Marin & Skylar McKinzie
OK this is completely hilarious! Chasity and Autumn are starting a new online dating website so trying other dating sites is a good start. What they don't know is that they have a little helper along the way and he/she is causing a little ruckus. This story had me laughing and I had to read twice because I loved it that much! Rena Marin and Skylar McKinzie are definitely a book writing team worth checking out. 5 stars from me
Wife Shopping 101 by Olivia Marie
I just can't even imagine! Jessica has been set up on a blind date by her friend Miranda and Miranda insists on helping her get ready and even picked the restaurant. She told Jess to have fun, relax and keep an open mind. She wasn't joking about the open mind part, but Jess thought it was because of the blind date. She couldn't be more wrong. After meeting Lance she knows exactly what Miranda meant and cannot believe her friend. Olivia Marie had me just about rolling on the floor laughing so hard. I wouldn't even know what to do if this happened to me. 5 stars from me
Must Love Cats by Krystal Able
Cat lady with an attitude, that is Tanya. Best friend of crazy cat lady, Caitlyn. Tanya is set up on a blind date by Caitlyn and she insists on taking her cat, Miss Catniss Everqueen. Her date is in for the night of his life and so is Caitlyn after they get back home. Funny and a bit crazy, Krystal Able's made me laugh the entire way through. 5 stars from me
Unexpectedly Dating by KATHIA IBLIS
To help her friends out Zora goes on five dates and she's only doing it to prove them wrong. See how many points does she get and how many points does the crazy dating app get. The dates are crazy and I got to laugh at poor Zora's expense. 4 stars from me
December 17, 2018
Don't Call Me, I'll Call You - Taylor's writing is always on-point and highly entertaining. Her addition to this anthology was all that and more. I had mixed feelings on Theo at first, but for all his quirks, he turned out to be more than meets the eye. I really enjoyed this story.
Arresting - This was an incredibly original story that kept me on my toes. Jessica and Jake were wonderful characters and the ending was sweet perfection.
Fourteen First Dates and Four Fingers - What a fabulously entertaining story that had me cringing and giggling from dates one to fourteen.
Hook, Line and Sinker - I recognized one of these characters right away and knew I was among friends. This was an engaging story that kept me on the edge of my seat until the end.
Wife Shopping 101 - Wow! This story turned out to be much more than I expected. I ran through a range of emotions during my reading. This story certainly kept me entertained.
Must Love Cats - This story got weirder and weirder the more I read. I'm a cat person, but the level of insanity within this story was unlike much else I have seen. Whoa.
Unexpectedly Dating - I found this story to be a bit hard to follow, but I was able to feel badly for Zora and all of her blind date debacles. Date Number Five didn't seem to want to let her go and things ended on that note.
Arresting - This was an incredibly original story that kept me on my toes. Jessica and Jake were wonderful characters and the ending was sweet perfection.
Fourteen First Dates and Four Fingers - What a fabulously entertaining story that had me cringing and giggling from dates one to fourteen.
Hook, Line and Sinker - I recognized one of these characters right away and knew I was among friends. This was an engaging story that kept me on the edge of my seat until the end.
Wife Shopping 101 - Wow! This story turned out to be much more than I expected. I ran through a range of emotions during my reading. This story certainly kept me entertained.
Must Love Cats - This story got weirder and weirder the more I read. I'm a cat person, but the level of insanity within this story was unlike much else I have seen. Whoa.
Unexpectedly Dating - I found this story to be a bit hard to follow, but I was able to feel badly for Zora and all of her blind date debacles. Date Number Five didn't seem to want to let her go and things ended on that note.
December 19, 2018
I just got done read TTYS...it was definitely filled with lots of emotions love of course, but also anger, confusion, sadness, fear and even some oh come on seriously now! All the Authors did a wonderful job keeping this reader turning the pages wanting more and some of them even gave her endings she wasn't expecting!! Can't wait to read more from all of them!!
January 30, 2019
Oh my god, this book is side splitting hilarious, from start to finish. Each Authors story was uniquely written, with love, humor, anger and surprising twist. I can’t wait to read more from these Authors.
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