In his 1968 book, Chariots of the Gods?, von Daniken routinely reminded us about the question mark at the end of the title. Why? Because he wanted to play the “I’m just asking questions” safety. It’s used when someone doesn’t really know, thinks they know, tells you things they think are true, but can get out of looking foolish if they turn out to be wrong.
Was god an astronaut? Were the Nazca Lines landing strips for extra-terrestrial spaceships? Were the pyramids at Giza built by aliens? Etc. When von Daniken asks such questions he’s really saying what he thinks but just in case he’s wrong, the question mark saves him. Sort of. Because as far as I’m aware, he’s never retracted any of his claims that have shown to be in error. Which is pretty much everything he’s ever offered as proof.
I admit, the Ancient Astronaut Theory is my absolute favorite pseudo-scientific theory. Why? Because there’s always a chance it is true. Ever so slight. Ever so elusive. But the “evidence” von Daniken presents, and those who’ve followed him, have yet to make the case. Everything in von Daniken’s work(s) have been explained better by experts in their relevant fields without the need of aliens in the equation. But here we are.
Fifty-years on, von Daniken releases what is called a “follow up”, a “sequel” to Chariots of the Gods? The present volume, “The Gods Never Left Us” isn’t a follow up. Because von Daniken released literally nineteen books that followed up Chariots before getting to “Never Left Us”. And all of them rinse and repeat what Chariots said way back in 1968 with a little new sprinkled here and there. “Never Left Us” assumes you’ve read them. And then rehashes what’s already been said and...
This was a very difficult read. It’s more of a brainstorming session. Von Daniken jumps from one subject to the next, as if rambling, scrambling to get every thought on to the page. And boy are there questions. It’s as if he’s doubling down on the question mark at the end of Chariots. You would think that after fifty years of writing, he’d be better at it. Or at least have an good editor.
But setting aside the style of writing (or what became a poor translation into English), the “evidence” in this volume is a nothing-burger.
“Never Left Us” begins with a fictional story to make his point. It’s a clever device used to communicate an idea or theory. Except the theory is more an unfounded hypothesis. What he should have done was offered his best case to prove his theory fifty-years on. Instead, he assumes he’s made his case already and can now discuss it in a factional setting as if this will clarify things.
Von Daniken jumps to Fatima, UFOs, and a question of who the extra-terrestrials would be contacting. It’s a mess. It’s a brainstorm. It’s not even a first draft. It’s a scrap book of thoughts until the next chapter.
Von Daniken simply does not understand evolution. I think my eyebrows were raised to permanent full staff the entirety of chapter two where he tries to show it isn’t a complete theory but needs some “other” to fill the gaps. You gotta read this for yourself. He uses the god-of-the-gaps (or shall I say, “alien-in-the-gaps) when he doesn’t know something. How did that little beetle get the acidic defense mechanism? I don’t know; therefore, something greater than natural selection must be the cause. Sigh. And while he’s trying to convince us extra-terrestrials are responsible for meddling with human ancestor DNA to make homo-sapiens, he uses Michael Cremo and Richard Thompson’s work in Forbidden Archaeology to claim human beings could be millions of years old. Well which is it? Homo-sapiens have been here since forever, living along with the ape-like creatures and dinosaurs? Or were they the product of alien meddling with the ape-like creatures that came before?
Von Daniken questions whether hybrid mythological creatures like the centaur, Minotaur, etc weren’t possibly alien manipulations, cross breeding species. He does it without the thought of how silly this really is. We can barely conduct an organ transplant from the same species without worrying about rejection. Try splicing dogs or horses with humans. In the case of a centaur, literally. Good luck. And why would an alien race even try this?
But this is the crux. Von Daniken seems to think every myth and legend has something of a historical fact behind it. And the next chapter is completely dedicated to throwing every one of them against the wall and expecting them to stick.
We’re treated to page after page of bits of mythology, spliced out from their context. A salad is made from every instance in myth and legend where claims of gods and/or teachers came from the sky. Whether they were in vehicles or just descended by themselves, von Daniken throws every instance in. As if tons of anecdotal information is fact. It’s as if he cannot think of any other explanation for these stories.
His thinking can be viewed by one particular section. Shortly after he tells the story in Exodus 19:18 (which is impressive because this time, he seems to have actually consulted Exodus), which is the story of god descending on Mount Sinai in smoke, he notes how some scholars have tried to pass this off as a “tropical storm or volcanic eruption”. He isn’t buying it because the god who lands gives instructions. Von Daniken says, “All previous attempts at an explanation, no matter how clever and profound the intention, are on a hiding to nothing. The facts should determine our insight – not religion or psychological wishful thinking.” What he’s saying, is that he believes these tales are not productions of imagination. They are real historical events. But no other explanation will do than the ET hypothesis. Von Daniken never entertains the possibility that none of this is historical. But most damning, is he never entertains the other stories of gods and heros that are not in the sky. There are plenty of myths that tell tales of gods who came from within the earth, or live in the sea, or simply appeared after meditation. Not every god came from the sky. But those stories are not convenient for the Ancient Astronaut Theory. So they are not addressed by von Daniken.
It’s really kind of amazing. An interesting case for Ancient Astronauts that even Carl Sagan entertained was the story told by Berossus of Babylon. He told the story of Oannes who was half fish and came from the sea to instruct man. Von Daniken doesn’t mention it at all in this book. He sort of can’t if he’s making a case for ET gods from the sky.
A common theme in stories worldwide does not necessarily mean a historical event took place. Let’s examine briefly another worldwide myth. That of the world flood. There is zero, no evidence of a worldwide flood. Geologists have confirmed this. But every culture on earth has a worldwide flood myth. So, too, if every culture has a myth of sky gods, doesn’t make them true.
And what of the different forms of gods? Snakes, eagles, horse, crabs, human-like. Are we to assume numerous ET species were coming here? That’s even more improbable. Imagine what it would take for one alien race to notice this planets and travel here. Now imagine dozens of different species being so lucky. It’s so improbable as to be unthinkable. And as noted, all resemble terrestrial earth creatures. Unless we’re willing to claim ET evolution developed exactly like on earth, complete with the same creatures and numerous ones took to space travel. Preposterous.
Despite my reservations, as I’ve already said, the Ancient Astronaut Theory could be true. It’s always possible. The problem is that if it is true, it’s lost to history and cannot be confirmed. We need more than anecdotal evidence to build a theory. Where’s the satellites they left behind? Or things like the buggy we left behind on the moon? Or literally anything at all that would be needed to support an expedition to earth, with the time to meddle with human DNA and teach them to build a civilization? While interesting and entertaining, the theory fails on myth alone. Von Daniken needs more and twenty books later, has yet to produce it.
The final chapter begins with questioning the validity of man-made climate change and then abruptly turns to discussing…gender? The concept that a biological male can psychologically identify as a female and vice versa. He makes it clear he doesn’t think this is a real phenomenon. He then abruptly goes into conspiracy-land, considering journalism dead. Of course he would, they’re not reporting favorably (or at all) on his grand idea. Then on to a quick overview of artificial intelligence and then a quick jump to how people are different and to how...I can believe I read this, how the ET is dependent on OUR diversity. And then to Gobekli Tepe and the possibility of ET drones circling the earth and so much more that doesn’t seem to have anything at all to do with proving his theory.
Fifty-years on, and von Daniken has yet to make his case. The Gods Never Left Us should have been a presentation of his best of the best for the Ancient Astronaut Theory. Instead he gave us what was left in his scrap book.