Fourth-graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins sure know how to tickle the funnybone, don't they? Whether they're creating adventures for Super Diaper Baby, Captain Underpants, or Dog Man, theirs is a sublime mix of intentional and unintentional comedy, superintended by that great funnyman of children's literature, author and illustrator Dav Pilkey. Based on George and Harold's earliest sketches, Dog Man is a unique hero dedicated to stopping evildoers, and chapter one of this book is his origin story. Officer Knight and Greg the Dog, members of the police department, aren't particularly liked by the chief. Officer Knight has the physical strength and toughness to be a star cop, but lacks intelligence; Greg is sharp-witted enough to challenge savvy lawbreakers, but isn't physically suited for police work. When Petey the Cat figures on eliminating them both at once with a bomb, he doesn't realize he's actually creating his own greatest rival on the police force. Officer Knight and Greg barely survive the blast, but the only way doctors can keep them alive is to surgically combine Officer Knight's body and Greg's head. The resulting "Dog Man" has the brains and physique to capture Petey, and the cat doesn't wait long to test his half-canine pursuer with a gigantic vacuum cleaner programmed to hunt Dog Man down and do away with him. But Dog Man turns the tables, destroying the vacuum and hauling Petey off to jail. The competition between criminal and crime stopper has begun.
Chief is just as annoyed by Dog Man as when Officer Knight and Greg were separate. He yells when Dog Man jumps on him to lick his face in greeting, or makes a mess in Chief's office. There's a plot afoot for the mayor to replace Chief with an evil robot, but Dog Man gets wind of the underhanded deal and investigates. Meanwhile, Petey escapes from jail, secretly aided by the mayor. The dastardly cat is back on the streets committing crimes, and the mayor has her excuse to fire Chief and install her robot in his position. Dog Man is sad, but determines to stop the bad'uns and get Chief his job back. Petey and the mayor are soon locked in a struggle to be crime lord of the city, and Dog Man uses them to defeat each other. With Petey behind bars and the mayor disgraced, all that's left is for a new police chief to be selected...and I think you know where a loyal friend and public servant like Dog Man will turn to find the right man for the job.
Contemplating his failure in a jail cell, Petey realizes he's been challenging Dog Man the wrong way. Getting away with crime requires an ineffective police force, so Petey decides to drain their intelligence by removing every book in the world. The plot works: Petey is back on the loose and everyone but him is so intellectually deficient that he can commit felonies and they don't even notice. It's exactly what Petey wanted, but over time he grows irritated with the universal lack of rudimentary intelligence. No one else can do anything right, and it sorely tries Petey's patience. Luckily, Dog Man stumbles upon Petey's hidden stash of literature. After reading a few smart tomes, he regains his wits, then disperses reading material to everyone else, restoring the world's critical balance of knowledge. Petey heads back to the stony lonesome, and Dog Man has again triumphed over evil.
Petey used Invisible Spray in his first jailbreak, and he goes a similar route to start our final adventure. After receiving a can of Living Spray in a package sent to his cell, Petey sprays a hot dog to life, and orders the meaty meal to fetch the guard's keys. Once he's on the outside, Petey blows a dog whistle to summon every canine in the city—including Dog Man—then traps them in a cage with spikes slowly descending from the ceiling. With Dog Man neutralized, who will protect the public from Petey's maniacal mischief? But the hot dog Petey brought to life didn't just go rot. It used the Living Spray on other hot dogs, and they're all furious at the lack of respect shown them by the city's people. They're not cute, they're an army in revolution mode! Maybe an enforcer with imposing size is what the talking hot dogs need to be taken seriously, and with the Living Spray in hand, they can bring any inanimate object to life. Can Dog Man leverage the wrath of the hot dogs to thwart Petey one last time?
The main area of excellence in Dog Man is humor, and that's difficult to convey in a review. Every chapter has laugh-out-loud moments, nuggets of comedy gold that ensure readers of any age will enjoy themselves. My favorites are in chapter one, the origin story, but the humor is spot-on throughout Dog Man. There's some light sentimentality, too. Chief is constantly down on Dog Man, aggravated by his best cop's canine quirks, but when there's serious trouble and Chief needs a friend, Dog Man never fails him. The glimmers of appreciation for Dog Man shown by the chief warm the heart because they're rare, and because Dog Man earns them with his personal loyalty and indefatigable defense of justice. Dog Man is a book with humor and heart, and I appreciate its subtle messages about freedom of expression, the value of learning, and dogged perseverance (*rimshot*). I'd consider giving it two and a half stars, and if there's an especially reluctant young reader in your life, this might be the book that can get them interested.