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Crows, Papua New Guinea, and Boats: A new collection of irreverence.

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Featuring all new, never before published material, Crows, Papua New Guinea, and Boats is the latest release by David Thorne, author of The Internet is a Playground and 27bslash6.com

200 pages, Paperback

Published November 24, 2018

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David Thorne

50 books455 followers
David Thorne is an Australian humourist, satirist, Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author. His work has been featured on the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Thorne gained public recognition in late 2008 for an email exchange in which he attempts to pay an overdue bill with a drawing of a seven-legged spider. The exchange spread virally via email and social networking sites, leading to a surge of visitors to his website 27b/6 (27bslash6). 27b/6 features a collection of humorous emails and articles from Thorne's life. These and additional essays appear in Thorne's book, The Internet is a Playground. Published by Penguin Group and released on 28 April 2011, the book debuted at number four on The New York Times Best Seller list.

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127 reviews2 followers
December 28, 2018
David Thorne se tornou um dos meus autores favoritos. Sua forma cínica e mordaz de reinterpretar a realidade garante várias risadas, e sempre tem alguma coisa em seus livros, que por mais zombeteiros que sejam, emociona.
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23 reviews
December 16, 2018
I see Thorne, I buy. This one was somewhat slower than his others. It's still probably a 3.5/5, but apparently half point adjustments are prohibited on goodreads. Some laugh out loud moments, but I wish he'd make up more email threads. They're the bees knees, I tell ya.
4 reviews
December 19, 2018
Another laugh out loud book!

I have read all of David’s books and after laughing out loud for a long period of time it is hard to believe the book is over already. Cannot wait for the next one.
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398 reviews16 followers
December 29, 2018
Some of this had already been published on his website so I'd read those bits before, and the new stuff wasn't his best, but there was still a decent amount of new, funny content. If you liked the previous ones then you'll probably also like this one.
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141 reviews2 followers
April 17, 2019
Vond deze niet zijn leukste; desalniettemin vermakelijk als ‘luchtig tussendoortje’. Of een mooie om mee te starten als je David Thorne nog niet kent: het wordt dan alleen maar beter ;D. Kleine heads up: je moet wel van zwarte humor houden 😬.
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Author 1 book3 followers
May 19, 2019
A very funny book that made me laugh out loud several times. Which is no small feat because I'm highly dubious of books that try to be funny. I'd have rated this book higher, but Goodreads stupidly does not allow for half stars in its ratings, and the author sound like a bit of a dick.
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1,263 reviews36 followers
November 15, 2019
David Thorne may just be the king of send ups. He doesn't pull his punches with people unfortunate enough to stumble his way and do something ignorant, selfish, or rude. His short essays and email correspondence will give you life if you enjoy the driest humor and the sharpest sarcasm.
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121 reviews
September 26, 2025
This book is mainly divided into three stories, hence the title.

The stories are longer than usual, go on many (many) tangents and all of it is very funny. There were a couple of laugh out loud moments.

If you like David Thorne, you'll love this book for sure.
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19 reviews2 followers
December 12, 2018
Plenty of laughs

I feel that this one isn’t as strong as his earlier works, but it’s still a great read.

Smooth transaction, great Ebayer, highly recommend, A++++++
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53 reviews11 followers
December 31, 2018
I don’t very often actually laugh out loud when reading.... but David Thorne gets me every. time.
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410 reviews3 followers
January 3, 2019
Classic David Thorne. Cringe inducing humor that makes you wonder why you keep reading and can't stop.
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879 reviews33 followers
February 4, 2019
What is there to say? I always gather a nice little delight of David Thorne's love of being a dick to weiners.
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Author 11 books5 followers
March 13, 2019
New David Thorne books are like extra birthdays. *blows streamer*
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Author 7 books67 followers
March 14, 2019
Aquela dança entre a trollagem de matar de rir e o bullying de morrer de pena. Ele intercala como ninguém o divertido e o deprimente.
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364 reviews7 followers
January 6, 2021
I laughed harder during the first half of this book than I have in a long time.
19 reviews8 followers
January 23, 2023
This book was removed from the marketplace altogether and scrubbed from 27B/6. I'd estimate that roughly 50% of the material in here was reused for the subsequent book, Burning Bridges to Light the Way.

My best guesses as to why this book has disappeared:
1) a fake Ricky Gervais quote on the cover that the real Ricky Gervais didn't find amusing, or
2) a chapter on Papua New Guinea that may have been offensive to Muslims

Neither of these appears in the subsequent book.
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