So, I'm not rating this because I don't read this genre and as an asexual nearly aromantic person I feel like that wouldn't be entirely fair. But. I read it and I have some thoughts, which are focused on world-building and character development so...
I read this because my friend and I are always joking about writing parody romance/erotica one day, so I figured I should read some books of that ilk in order to better understand the genre. This was free on Amazon so...
*Also, this review contains SPOILERS, so be aware of that*
The story is about a girl who has been in prison. Wrongfully. For ten years. She was horribly abused by her father before that. Which, I feel like the only reason why she was in prison was just to make her scarred and wounded and in need of fixing by the males in her life, but that could be wrongfully assumed on my part. Moving on. So this woman, who is now 28, is finally out of prison and her most common phrase is: "Oh gosh." Ummmm... I realize we're in Canada, but I honestly was expecting her to be a little more rough around the edges. But. Um. Okay, I guess.
So she gets paroled out of prison because of this program where women get placed into jobs. Okay. Awesome. So this young woman, who has been abused by her father and has horrible fears and distrust of people in authority is told: you are going to go away to the wilds of Canada, by yourself, without us being able to easily find you or keeps tabs on you, where you could easily run away and disappear forever, to work for three male authority figures. This will be fine. Whaaaat? UM. This sounds like the start of a horror story where she gets horribly murdered and not like a love story between four people. But okay. Let's accept that is the conceit of the story and move on.
Dan (one of the three sexy cowboys, because of course they are all incredibly sexy, but that is acceptable to the genre, so I'm honestly not upset about that) sees JJ (our "heroine") for the first time and his thought process runs along the lines of: "She's mad sexy, I want to seduce her, I want all three of us sexy cowboys to seduce her, but oh no! she went to prison when she was 18, which means she is inexperienced in bed and might even be a virgin. I must resist and respect her and never make her feel uncomfortable because that would be inexusable." Wow Dan. You are more of a gentleman than any other man alive, I feel like. Now, he is connected to the kink community (he friggin' has to be) and they tend to be more aware of things like consent and mutual respect, but... I'm sorry. But I feel like most men would not assume she was experienced but would assume she's had all this lesbian sex, but maybe that's an American thing? Or maybe Dan's just a super great guy. I don't know, Dan. I just don't know.
Other than Dan there's Rafe who reminded me of one of the stock Anime characters. He appears super chill and gentle but you get alone with him and he's super intense and like UMMMM should I be worried??? which, honestly, I don't find interesting, because it's a stock character and there's no layers there. Rafe was boring. Rafe could have gone outside in the blizzard and frozen his testicles off for all I cared. UGH RAFE. WHY.
Lastly there's Brady who wasn't a woman, but I kind of wish he had been, but that's besides the point. Brady immediately falls in love with JJ for no apparent reason other than the fact that JJ is sexy and kissed him drunkenly the first time they met. So. That's a good reason to love someone. But Brady is slightly concerning to me because of how dense he is. So these three guys have regularly had foursomes (more on this later) and all three of them are super into consent and respecting their partner. Super cool guys, two thumbs up. HOWEVER, while he is making out whatevs with JJ he is suddenly like: "Oh gosh, why does sex mean more when you actually have feelings for the other person? How strange." You are an idiot, Brady. An idiot. Also, how have you NEVER had feelings for ANY of the women you have slept with? What is wrong with you. You are a grown-ass man. UGH. But whatevs. Brady was fine otherwise, and more developed than Rafe, who, yes, is standing outside in a blizzard right now because nobody cares about him. Go home Rafe.
So these three dudes, apparently, have a history of having foursomes together. Which. Okay, whatever, that's your thing, but that's not what has me up in arms shouting. I'm not shouting WHY I'm shouting HOW. They live alone, in the middle of nowhere, where the only people they ever see, are women airplane pilots. And of the only two women airplane pilots we see the one is married and the other is super not into sexy cowboys (please tell me she's gay, because that would be wonderful, but also it could just be that there are three horny men living in the wilderness and it's normal to be like, "kay thanks no" and run away). Where are they finding these women? Where? How? This is why I'm convinced that Dan is a part of the kink community and he's the one who sets them all up with the ladies. I believe this for multiple reasons. One, his ridiculously respectful thoughts about JJ. Two, he's the first one to go to JJ alone. Three, he's the one who actually has a sense of humour and can get along with people without being surly. So. Obvs.
Last critique: I agree with the other reviews I saw. It ends very abruptly. The whole book is all about ohmygoodness will all these people get into the same bed naked together? I don't know. It's so mysterious. And then they do. And then it's over, like, five seconds later. I guess that's because it's a novella and part of a series? I don't know? I'm kind of tempted to see if I can find the sequels for free somewhere, but I'm not sure. If I do, I'm going to highlight, for sure, every time JJ says "Oh gosh," because really. Really. What.
Anyway. So. I can't speak for the sex parts, because I don't really pay attention to those parts, but I found the conceit of the premise hard to believe (or dare I say, hard to swallow, hehe... ahem). JJ's character was way too together for all of the shit she went through. She should have been panic attacking everywhere because that is something that messes up your adrenal glands and you don't get magically better because you are in the wild with three men you find sexually attractive. That's just not how the nervous system works. It's not. Her dialogue sometimes came across as a little valley girl teenager sometimes, which was awkward, but I guess acceptable because she is young and sometimes I can be a little "Like, totally," although usually I'm being facetious... I don't know. I haven't been to prison, though so... I just found her character difficult to believe. But maybe that's because when I break my characters I smash them and I make them struggle hard to put themselves back together, because, most of the time, that's how life is.
I will say it was nice to have respectful dudes who were all about consent and it's sad that I find it unbelievable that that could happen, but I hope it could. I'll let that one slide.
Those are my thoughts. If I were to give it stars I'd say 2. It was okay. There was no incest, no one was rapey. It might even be 3 stars just because of that. Yeah. Now that I think about it. Let's give it 3 stars, because it understood consent. Hooray! there are too few of you...
If romance and "menages" are your thing (and I feel like that's not the right usage of that French word, but okay) and you like sexy cowboys: you could do a lot worse than this book.