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Driving Wanker - Observations in Your Wanker Chariot: Flying Horses, Sending Caravans to France and Creating a New Religion
This book is brilliant!! It's very witty, and completely accurate. I could relate to it a lot and I think the book described the thoughts that almost every driver has had at some point or another.
Freya Walton Drivetribe.com Her-automotive.com
The follow up to Kevin's hugely successful book Gym W*nker - A Foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence. Here you will read about the strangest characters that roam the roads and cross your path every day.
However, all is not lost, when you see these people you will gain points for spotting them and if you are a great w*nker spotter you will receive the Gold Level Standard - something that you can add to your CV!
For ever more you will have no need for road rage and this book is your salvation, keeping you out of trouble or the local nut house.
Orders placed directly through the seller Clearwater Publishing will be signed by the author, if you would like a personal message for you or someone else from the author, after you have received your purchase receipt please message Clearwater Publishing as soon as you receive your receipt with your request and we will endeavor to arrange that for you.
TAKEN FROM THE BACK COVER
Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end.
Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving w*nker.
Motoring is not technically difficult, but for reasons unknown to the thinking people of humanity there are thousands of w*nkers out there roaming the roads and coming into your path on a daily basis. Here you will read about them and earn points when you spot them on your travels.
From workmen w*nkers to powered by fairy dust w*nkers and caravan w*nkers this book is your salvation keeping you out of trouble and restraining you from becoming a road rage w*nker.
Enjoy your driving again and accept the inevitability that today you will meet a driving w*nker.
Hope you get max points for doing so.
The road is yours!
Freya Walton Drivetribe.com Her-automotive.com
The follow up to Kevin's hugely successful book Gym W*nker - A Foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence. Here you will read about the strangest characters that roam the roads and cross your path every day.
However, all is not lost, when you see these people you will gain points for spotting them and if you are a great w*nker spotter you will receive the Gold Level Standard - something that you can add to your CV!
For ever more you will have no need for road rage and this book is your salvation, keeping you out of trouble or the local nut house.
Orders placed directly through the seller Clearwater Publishing will be signed by the author, if you would like a personal message for you or someone else from the author, after you have received your purchase receipt please message Clearwater Publishing as soon as you receive your receipt with your request and we will endeavor to arrange that for you.
TAKEN FROM THE BACK COVER
Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end.
Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving w*nker.
Motoring is not technically difficult, but for reasons unknown to the thinking people of humanity there are thousands of w*nkers out there roaming the roads and coming into your path on a daily basis. Here you will read about them and earn points when you spot them on your travels.
From workmen w*nkers to powered by fairy dust w*nkers and caravan w*nkers this book is your salvation keeping you out of trouble and restraining you from becoming a road rage w*nker.
Enjoy your driving again and accept the inevitability that today you will meet a driving w*nker.
Hope you get max points for doing so.
The road is yours!
118 pages, Paperback
First published December 8, 2016
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Kevin Horak
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Kevin Horak/K. S. Horak, known as Wolfie to his friends, is a British author and entrepreneur based in the middle part of England.
He worked as a front-line Close/Executive Protection Operator for over 20 years and ran his own successful Bodyguarding business for over 17 years, achieving considerable recognition domestically and internationally. He was responsible for hundreds of private sector security operations, including working with Royal families, the corporate sector, the entertainment business, and grade ‘A’ celebrities.
Although he took a step back from the business a few years ago to concentrate on his authoring and other interests, he still consults for four top-end specialist security companies.
He has written two versions of his Close Protection book ‘The New Bodyguard’, which has sold worldwide.
In 2006 he set up his own record label, ‘A Wolf At Your Door Records,’ a rock and punk imprint focused on homegrown artists. The label was behind launching the careers of successful artists such as Mallory Knox, Deaf Havana and Lower Than Atlantis.
In 2016 he sold his record label to a much larger independent label.
He is the author of the dark fantasy book entitled Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady, as well as its sequel, Mildred And The Kat Chamber.
He resides in the middle of England, interested in hard rock music, films and hill walking.
www.kevinhorak.com
Kevin Horak/K. S. Horak, known as Wolfie to his friends, is a British author and entrepreneur based in the middle part of England.
He worked as a front-line Close/Executive Protection Operator for over 20 years and ran his own successful Bodyguarding business for over 17 years, achieving considerable recognition domestically and internationally. He was responsible for hundreds of private sector security operations, including working with Royal families, the corporate sector, the entertainment business, and grade ‘A’ celebrities.
Although he took a step back from the business a few years ago to concentrate on his authoring and other interests, he still consults for four top-end specialist security companies.
He has written two versions of his Close Protection book ‘The New Bodyguard’, which has sold worldwide.
In 2006 he set up his own record label, ‘A Wolf At Your Door Records,’ a rock and punk imprint focused on homegrown artists. The label was behind launching the careers of successful artists such as Mallory Knox, Deaf Havana and Lower Than Atlantis.
In 2016 he sold his record label to a much larger independent label.
He is the author of the dark fantasy book entitled Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady, as well as its sequel, Mildred And The Kat Chamber.
He resides in the middle of England, interested in hard rock music, films and hill walking.
www.kevinhorak.com
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December 17, 2018
Hilarious follow up to the Gym Wanker book.
Gaining points for spotting all of the idiots on the road - loved it!
Gaining points for spotting all of the idiots on the road - loved it!
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