Dan and Frankie

by Richard Langridge

From Book 1: "Gross. Inappropriate. Nobody should ever buy this book." - the author.

Serial loser Dan Pratt never asked to be the saviour of humanity. All he ever wanted was to get drunk and play video games with his best friend/uninvited lodger Frankie.

But then one day, after a series of unfortunate events causes him to suddenly hit rock bottom, Dan decides to strike back against a universe that has spurned him—starting with an act of revenge against his tyrannical boss.

Only, as it soon turns out, his boss isn’t actually his boss anymore.

Or human, for that matter…

When it later becomes apparent that the insurance company he works for is actually a front for a sect of evil, body-snatching jelly-slugs (and prompted by his trusty best friend and movie aficionado, Frankie), Dan reluctantly agrees to investigate.

Needless to say, it's all downhill from there.

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About the author

Richard Langridge is a novelist, musician, and notorious lover of cheese. He currently lives in the United Kingdom with his fiancée Victoria, and their children Harry and Daisy. He once rescued a litter of puppies from a burning building and is prone to telling outrageous lies. He also likes to refer to himself in third person. He does not know why.

He is the author of the Dan and Frankie and Imperium series, as well as the upcoming Chronicles of Bif series, due out 2018