Wow. I was looking for some brain-melting BDSM erotica and I sure did get it. In this less-than-hundred-page erotica novel we have Mason, a mind-bendingly handsome, intelligent, inexpleciably rich, six-packed, deeply hurt and misunderstood man. We also have Hannah, who appears to be a 4 foot 8 wisp of a woman and has the personality of a re-used bounty paper towel. At a BDSM club where apparently you watch other people fuck from a platform above, Mason buys Hannah for 30,000 casual USD. Mason and Hannah spend less than 20 hours together, where they have approximately 15 combined orgasms, meet his mother, explore a BDSM dungeon in the attic (Jane Eyre vibes), and ultimately culminates in Mason asking her to marry him and also offering to hire her.
What's most amusing about this story is the funny little sentences/paragraphs that just jump out at you out of nowhere:
"Without her saying a word, knew what she needed. Upstairs, in his bed, he made sweet love to her." (Lmao, what?)
"The only thing he was certain of right now was that he was looking forward to waking up next to her in the morning. [page break] And so was his insistent dick. [end chapter]"
It's like that a lot.
One star. Kinda hot, not really. Hilarity.