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I AM GAMER II
Lawrence was having a shitty day after he found out his girlfriend and best friend were cheating on him, together. Then a legendary Native American god, Coyote, to be exact, sent him back in time to 1400's North America. Now he's living in the past, kicking ass, and taking names. Rejoin Moon Flower, Freak, and the rest of the crew, as they save history, by rewriting it.
- GenresFantasy
300 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 22, 2018
305 people are currently reading
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About the author
Gabriel Rathweg
32 books65 followersDisclaimer:
Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked
On weed… Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
EYRTH ONLINE
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
All characters and events in this series…
Even those based on real people…
Are entirely fictional…
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly…
All music is not mine, none of it, at all…
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content…
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Eyrth Online: The Green Album – Volume 1
400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?
Praise about this book…
“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy… this book is funny as hell!” Me.
“I think I laughed once… Wait, no I definitely laughed one time… I think… did I read your book babe?” My Girlfriend
“I literally pooped myself… but I’ve been sick so… it could have been that.” Some Guy
“What’s a VRMMORPG?” My Dad
“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.” Tim curry.
It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!
Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/Eyrth-Online-G...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...
Much Love and a Dank Fatty!
Gabriel Rathweg,
(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity… not for kids)
I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart
Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked
On weed… Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
EYRTH ONLINE
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
All characters and events in this series…
Even those based on real people…
Are entirely fictional…
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly…
All music is not mine, none of it, at all…
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content…
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Eyrth Online: The Green Album – Volume 1
400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?
Praise about this book…
“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy… this book is funny as hell!” Me.
“I think I laughed once… Wait, no I definitely laughed one time… I think… did I read your book babe?” My Girlfriend
“I literally pooped myself… but I’ve been sick so… it could have been that.” Some Guy
“What’s a VRMMORPG?” My Dad
“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.” Tim curry.
It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!
Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/Eyrth-Online-G...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...
Much Love and a Dank Fatty!
Gabriel Rathweg,
(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity… not for kids)
I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart
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January 9, 2019
Second book was just as strong as the first one. I can’t wait for the next book in the series.
January 10, 2019
Still crushing it
I believe I read this book even faster than the previous one. Which sucks for me because now I am biting the but to get the third installment. Really good book with a unique story line. You see all kinds of repetitive plots lines now days and even though some authors truly shine no matter what, Gabriel Rathweg has created something truly special. Keep it up Sir!
I believe I read this book even faster than the previous one. Which sucks for me because now I am biting the but to get the third installment. Really good book with a unique story line. You see all kinds of repetitive plots lines now days and even though some authors truly shine no matter what, Gabriel Rathweg has created something truly special. Keep it up Sir!
January 8, 2019
Good second book just too many errors.
This book was great from start to finish. The continued development of Law, Moon Flower and the rest is very interesting to read. The additions of Patty and Billy was a nice surprise as well.
My only criticism is that this book has far too many noticeable errors. Which is why I can’t give it a 5 star review. If the errors were fixed or at least less frequent this would be a much better experience.
This book was great from start to finish. The continued development of Law, Moon Flower and the rest is very interesting to read. The additions of Patty and Billy was a nice surprise as well.
My only criticism is that this book has far too many noticeable errors. Which is why I can’t give it a 5 star review. If the errors were fixed or at least less frequent this would be a much better experience.
December 31, 2018
intersting plot development hopefully the next one wont be too long :)
December 26, 2018
Great book
Really enjoyed this book. It was action packet. The time line was a little off with the first return to springs but that did not take away from the story for me. I will be wait to read any new books this author puts out.
Really enjoyed this book. It was action packet. The time line was a little off with the first return to springs but that did not take away from the story for me. I will be wait to read any new books this author puts out.
December 28, 2018
Great Book
Another good book in the series, really enjoyed the book and I can’t wait to find out what happens in the next one.
Another good book in the series, really enjoyed the book and I can’t wait to find out what happens in the next one.
January 13, 2019
No real surprises here, though the story was good, especially if you like alternate history stories. I'm always on the fence about alternate histories. I've generally liked most of the books in the genre I've read, but history was never one of my favorite subjects, so I tend to concentrate on the story instead of the timeline aspects of such stories. As a result, I probably miss some of the more subtle aspects of the storyline, but if it's a good story, it's still enjoyable without that for the most part. In any case, again, I'd classify this book more as gamelit rather than LitRPG, but most fans of either genre should find something to like here. I think the story could use a bit more refinement, to focus on the whole point of the main character being sent back, but overall, the story is a decent one, and I'll most likely read more as they become available, even if this isn't the typical type of thing I tend to read.
December 29, 2018
Like the story but strong editing needed!
In I Am Gamer II, Lawrence "Law" Wrath continues on his mission to unite the people to mitigate the already large losses due to the Great Suffering. With his timetable significantly moved up, he must deal with an unexpected battle and loss. Moonflower is set on her own mission to unite and rally the tribes. New gods, monsters and barriers work to prevent Law and Moonflower from their goals. If they fail, all will be lost. The tale was titillating, so I dove inro it. However, there are so many editing issues that I had to subtract a star. Perhaps a strong group of beta readers or an editor could assist with the next instalment...
In I Am Gamer II, Lawrence "Law" Wrath continues on his mission to unite the people to mitigate the already large losses due to the Great Suffering. With his timetable significantly moved up, he must deal with an unexpected battle and loss. Moonflower is set on her own mission to unite and rally the tribes. New gods, monsters and barriers work to prevent Law and Moonflower from their goals. If they fail, all will be lost. The tale was titillating, so I dove inro it. However, there are so many editing issues that I had to subtract a star. Perhaps a strong group of beta readers or an editor could assist with the next instalment...
February 13, 2019
Changing history!
The plot of this series described in the first book was ambitious. How does one go back in time and change large swaths of history? Well in this installment we see how some of that can take place and all the action and technology advancement make me excited for the next book especially with the multiple cliffhangers at the end.
The plot of this series described in the first book was ambitious. How does one go back in time and change large swaths of history? Well in this installment we see how some of that can take place and all the action and technology advancement make me excited for the next book especially with the multiple cliffhangers at the end.
February 24, 2019
This book was not as good as the first one. I dislike swearing in general but the author seems to be trying to up the page count with as much profanity as is possible. It didn’t constructively add to the story. The book also needs a very thorough editing. It could have been 4 stars with just a little extra effort.
June 13, 2020
More fun
Still enjoying the series. The author is numerous writer and spins a fun tale. This book is less OP madness but that still learks as the gifts keep coming. There is more expansion and world building in this book as the MC must unite all of the people to defend against the invaders. However more gods are in play both good and bad. I look forward to more.
Still enjoying the series. The author is numerous writer and spins a fun tale. This book is less OP madness but that still learks as the gifts keep coming. There is more expansion and world building in this book as the MC must unite all of the people to defend against the invaders. However more gods are in play both good and bad. I look forward to more.
January 18, 2019
Good but...
The series is good, and this book deserves 4 to 5 stars but I really hate a cliff hanger ending with the main character. So I will not be reading any more of this series. Mr Rathweg you screwed the pooch with that terrible decision
The series is good, and this book deserves 4 to 5 stars but I really hate a cliff hanger ending with the main character. So I will not be reading any more of this series. Mr Rathweg you screwed the pooch with that terrible decision
July 5, 2019
Another good book
This is another good book of this series. Loved the characters and the storyline. I'll definitely be reading more from this author and this series when the next book comes out
This is another good book of this series. Loved the characters and the storyline. I'll definitely be reading more from this author and this series when the next book comes out
November 24, 2020
Nothing here worth mentioning.
This is a concept, not a story. There is no depth to anything. The characters are flat, the action is unbelievable, the plot is one big coincidence. Everything just happens, falling into place, and at no point do you care as a reader.
This is a concept, not a story. There is no depth to anything. The characters are flat, the action is unbelievable, the plot is one big coincidence. Everything just happens, falling into place, and at no point do you care as a reader.
June 25, 2024
Great stories of adversity vs invention
My only problem is that the author does not know the the difference between then and than. Drove me a little crazy and its not a long trip.
These stories are adventurous, exciting and I really get into them.
My only problem is that the author does not know the the difference between then and than. Drove me a little crazy and its not a long trip.
These stories are adventurous, exciting and I really get into them.
January 15, 2019
Needs editing!
It was a good read. However I had trouble reading due to the editing issues. Sometimes names were wrong. Or sentences didn't make sense/worded badly.
It was a good read. However I had trouble reading due to the editing issues. Sometimes names were wrong. Or sentences didn't make sense/worded badly.
January 29, 2019
World building......
The second book went into more depth. I really enjoyed that because that means more books are coming in the series.
The second book went into more depth. I really enjoyed that because that means more books are coming in the series.
February 28, 2019
Great Book, Highly Recommend...
March 10, 2019
Good book.
An improvement over book 1 (which was not a bad book). Better pacing, more interesting. I an getting more invested in moon flower
An improvement over book 1 (which was not a bad book). Better pacing, more interesting. I an getting more invested in moon flower
March 26, 2023
DNF I like the idea behind these books but just can't get on with how they're written.
Read
October 2, 2023good build up and plot development, thought the storyline filled out a bit more than in book 1.
March 6, 2024
Too many monsters slow down the story and the world-building.
January 3, 2019
In desperate need of a good editor. The typos and errors in continuity made this very hard to read, I quit about 60% of the way through.
September 9, 2020
Good continuation
The story moves on, this time with more perspectives, more monsters, more fighting, more crafting, and a ton more nation building.
The story moves on, this time with more perspectives, more monsters, more fighting, more crafting, and a ton more nation building.
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