I think I need to get this part out of the way. The Third Chimpanzee: The Evolution and Future of the Human Animal by Jared Diamond is one of my favorite books if not my favorite book, warts and all. When you know something good then you tend to be interested in other things similar, right? I heard about this book and decided that it was going to be good. Hell, the title is even similar to one of Diamond's other books, Guns, Germs, and Steel.
I am now reminded of that time I told someone that my favorite movie was Miller's Crossing. They showed up the next day with a movie to loan to me and said, "If you like Miller's Crossing you'll love Road to Perdition." It was all I could do to be polite and not say, "No, I said Miller's Crossing is my
favorite movie
. You can't just walk in here and presume to know me better than I know myself and dictate my tastes to me." I did end up watching Road to Perdition and honestly I can't remember any of it. Horrible movie, a flawed example of the genre.
Let me tell you ... with regards to this book the reviews - as well as my own expectations, because I was excited to read something new in the same vein - have totally Perdition'd me.
Of course truly it's an unfair comparison from the start. Here's the fastest way I know to break it down:
1.) Jared Diamond is a scientist.
2.) Chip Walter is a science journalist.
If I'd realized that at the beginning then I may never have started this book.
Walter really gets off on humanity. He loves exploring it, thinking about it, turning it over in his hands and trying to really understand it, to see how every last piece fits together. This is what he writes about, in some of the most purple prose ever. Let me quote from the chapter on laughter:
"Laughter is one of the great mysteries of human behavior. It evades understanding and resists analysis, partly because it thoroughly combines the primal and intellectual parts of us. Yet we barely acknowledge what an unusual behavior laughing is, mostly because it is so woven into the woof and weave of our lives. Like the noses on our faces and the lobes of our ears, it's familiar to the point of invisibility. Yet if it were suddenly plucked out of our existence, we would be lost because we use it constantly to send strange and mysterious signals to one another."
Aside from the bizarre inaccuracy, what with me being almost completely unfamiliar with the lobes of my own ears, the phrase "it is so woven into the woof and the weave of our lives" is so gushingly dramatic it makes me kind of queasy.
Another tidbit, this one from the chapter on lips:
"It would be an altogether different and considerably less violent world if the limbic systems of every child emerged into adulthood untrammeled. On the other hand, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Tolstoy, Hemingway, Woody Allen, and Alfred Hitchcock all would have been robbed of the fascinating, conflicted, obsessed characters they created to keep us in our seats and turning the pages of their unforgettable works. All of literature and entertainment has been built on the backs of our limbic systems and the conflicts they create."
I'm not interested in Mr. Walter's "My Top Five (Okay, Six) Writers Who Created Complex Characters", I'm interested in why humans use their lips the way they do. Unfortunately by the end of the chapter I felt no better educated.
Okay, I realize it's a popular science book. I'm just spoiled - by whom? Yes. Jared Diamond. Let me go ahead and beat that horse one more time - and expect my popular science to be served up in legible form without a heavy dose of English major. Fast, full of facts, and with conclusions that make me say, "Oh HOLY CRAP I never realized that's why X is like that!" I want my popular science to clarify and de-mystify the world around me. I can't say that happened to me once while reading this book. I know that Walter meant to make it accessible but to whom? Clearly to someone that is not me.