This series, Womby’s School for Wayward Witches, is about a girl who is in love with the idea of magic and is convinced that she herself must possess magic because she wants it so badly. It is also about a school for witches, or what is referred to here as Witchkin. Witchkin are people who are half-Fae and half Mortal (here they are called Morties, sort of like Muggles in Harry Potter). But in the first two books, nobody goes to Womby’s School for Wayward Witches. In fact, it is barely mentioned a couple of times, and not in an especially favorable manner.
This was a good story in total. I am glad that I had the first five books together in a bundle because the story flowed well between them and cutting off after one or two books would have felt too incomplete.
Tardy Bells and Witches’ Spells (Book 1)
Clarissa has grown up living a fairly conventional life – aside from her obsession with all things magical – with her mother and father and sister Melissa (Missy). We eventually discover that Clarissa’s mother is a not-very-powerful witch specializing in garden and kitchen magic; she’s a terrific cook. Her father is a Morty, but he loves the idea of magic almost as much as Clarissa does. Clarissa and Missy are very close until the family visits a place known as the Oregon Country Fair, a venue that seems to cater to aging hippies and serves as a cover for several kinds of magical beings. While they are there, a witch kidnaps Missy and convinces her that Clarissa will one day kill her. From then on, Missy makes every effort to kill Clarissa first. She fails.
In high school, Clarissa meets Derrick, a boy with real artistic talent, and a bit of real magic. They seem to be soul mates.
On Prom night, Clarissa and Derrick are making out in her room when their activities trigger a major storm that causes a wall of the house to fall on Missy who is lurking in the yard. At the same time, Derrick is sucked up into the storm and disappears.
Hex Ed (Book 2)
The second book in the series sort of annoyed me. My only real complaint about the series is Clarissa’s conviction that she is somehow missing out on an important part of life because she has never had sex. I can kind of overlook this in the first book because she is so young, and also because, despite that, she seems to really care for her boyfriend, Derrick. But there is a reason her fairy godmother, the woman she knows as her mother, kept her out of sex education classes in high school. Her attempt to have sex with Derrick led to disaster.
In the second book, Clarissa is in college, and her attempts to get together with other men, who she doesn’t care about nearly as much as Derrick, don’t work out much better. Although they are not such epic fails as the incident with Derrick, they are dangerous for the guys, and they are embarrassing for Clarissa. Clarissa assumes, and nobody tells her any different for at least another book after this, that her type of magic is somehow triggered by sex, and for this reason, there is almost no actual sexual content in this series. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of sexual references.
Clarissa still hasn’t had any magical training. She is in a regular Morty college and is training to be a teacher. Her school classes have gone pretty well, but when she attempts student teaching, everything disintegrates rapidly. The worst episode is when she is asked to fill in for another teacher’s sex education class for a single period.
We suddenly see a lot of the character Felix Thatch who appeared a few times in the first book under the pretense of being a school psychologist. Eventually, (although maybe not in book 2) it is revealed that he is an agent of the Womby’s school, although he is evasive about what his real role is. Is he a recruiter for the school? Or is he just trying to keep the Morties from finding out about the Witchkin?
Anyway, he proposes to drain Clarissa of her magic, but Clarissa doesn’t want him to, and her mom won’t let him.
When she finds out that evil Fae from the Raven Court are after her, Clarissa returns to the Oregon Country Fair to find out the truth about herself, and to hide out from all the people trying to harm her. Finally, she meets up with a group of Thatch’s co-workers from Womby’s, including the headmaster, and she is signed up to teach there, even though she hasn’t finished her teacher training.
Witches Gone Wicked (Book 3)
A Handful of Hexes (Book 4)
Hexes and Exes (Book 5)
The adventures of the next three books sort of run together. Clarissa is a little disappointed in the reality of a magical school. In some ways, Womby’s resembles a reform school for Witches. Many of the students have it in for her. And, although there are several nice teachers, many of the teachers are even scarier than the students, including Clarissa’s new roommate, Vega.
Clarissa is supposedly possessed of very powerful magic, which can be deadly if uncontrolled. But nobody seems to be anxious to give her any useful instruction on how to control it, including Thatch, who has been assigned that task. This gets her into all kinds of trouble.
Clarissa has a very confusing relationship with Professor Thatch. Half the time he seems to hate her, but at other times, especially when she has been injured somehow, he seems very attentive and careful of her. Sometimes she thinks he loves her. At another point she wonders if he is her real father; it seems that he was very close to her real mother in some way. At the end of five books, this is never completely cleared up.
In the second book, it is sort of established that Clarissa’s magic is sex-magic and that this is why such disastrous things happen when she attempts to have sex. Later on, it turns out that her magic is more in the nature of touch magic.
Because she is still a virgin after all this time, she draws the attention of a herd of wild unicorns. They make a lot of bawdy jokes, but they manage to save her from a sexual predator who is trying to kidnap her for one of the Fae courts.
It seems the one skill that she does have is that she is a good teacher, despite her incomplete education. They have her teaching art, the one non-magical course that Womby’s is offering (for the time being). Clarissa cares about her students, from the powerful but beginning Witch Imani, who reminds Clarissa of herself, to the truly juvenile delinquent Hailey Achilles. They set up a study group in the art classroom and some of the problem girls actually begin to learn their lessons. And at Christmas, Clarissa takes them home to visit her fairy godmother, where they begin to make real breakthroughs in their relationships.
By the end of the last book, things appear to be looking up for Clarissa and her students. Derrick turns up again. But there are still a lot of unresolved problems and mysteries, so more book bundles are waiting – at least one or two, and maybe more.