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Belinda Blinked #3
Belinda Blinked 3
An erotic story of sexual activity, dripping action and even bigger business deals;Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she continues to earn her huge bonus by being the best at removing her tight silken blouse.Welcome back to Belinda's world of global pots and pans sales. Things are heating up quite nicely what with potential new promotions and more dalliances with the increasing customer clientele and their acquaintances. Belinda gets the chance to again wear her sexy show jumping outfit giving off good vibrations which enable her to meet a very haute couture contact. An international job always means more travel and Belinda oddly finds herself in another very sticky European situation. It would be impossible to not let her primal feelings show through and have a couple of dog days but as always Belinda does her best. The pace is however intoxicating, as she eventually finds time to assess the first of her Regional Sales Managers. But there is time to relax with the Glee Team as they destroy all the rules of female behaviour whilst grabbing a bit of much needed sand, sun and sea. With New Guinea artefacts and more new customers to satisfy it's all go. Finally it's back to London where Belinda gets an opportunity to assess the second of her Regional Sales Managers as well as the spiral staircase leading from her garage to her laundry room.... what more could you want... well perhaps the cliff hanger of all cliff hangers?
69 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2017
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About the author
Rocky Flintstone
25 books329 followersRocky likes to write in the sun and with a glass of Australian Chardonnay wine in his hand, nothing makes him feel more at home. Based between North East Brazil and Andalucia in Spain he gets to grips with his stories, bringing them to print for his loyal readers who are split equally between those who love and those who hate the books... but as Rocky says, 'it's only human nature... I love you all... jus sayin...'
Warwick said... 'So appallingly written that it almost goes full circle:... one star for this – but in many ways, a star more glorious than the constellations of far greater works of literature.'
Sarah said... 'What a great find! I had been looking for a how-to that struck a chord with me for some time. What better role model for a young woman looking to make it in the business world than Belinda, a strong, empowered career woman headed straight to the top of the pots and pans industry. This manual includes helpful tips on business attire, negotiation techniques, and teamwork building. A must-read for managers and employees alike.'
Belinda Blinked 1 is his first novel of the series and Rocky published his second, Belinda Blinked 2 in summer 2016. Belinda Blinked 3 was published in late May 2017 and since then Rocky has annually published Belinda Blinked 4 and 5 and 6. He's currently writing Belinda Blinked 8; and 9. Rocky has also self published the Belinda Blinked series as paperbacks via Amazon. These are in addition to the original e books.
October 2016 saw the publication of the collaborative effort My Dad Wrote a Porno book between some London media dudes and Rocky based on the words and podcast of Belinda Blinked 1! With rave reviews it's worth a read and is now published worldwide...
The Belinda Blinked Books 1,;2; 3; 4; 5; and 6 have been picked up by the above mentioned London media types and are being distributed as a podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno with over 330 million... yes 330,000,000 worldwide downloads which has made it an unprecedented success! Its free on your fav podcast app...
Undaunted the London Media Dudes took a lost chapter from the Belinda Blinked series on worldwide tour. USA, UK, Europe and Australia were venues. They sold out all the iconic venues such as the Sydney Opera House, New York Town Hall, The Royal Albert Hall London and The Orpheum Los Angeles. It was so good HBO have commissioned a 60 minute TV special. So if you missed the live tour why not join them for sixty minutes of sidesplitting mirth in 2019. See the podcast and book characters come to life on the stage and learn things about the human body Rocky never thought you knew..... Another world tour in 2022 is now on sale and has a similar format but with new even more dodgy material....
So why don't you buy the books, join in the fun and read along with 'team porno'?' Find the podcast on iTunes or Acast under "My Dad Wrote a Porno" Follow the buzz on twitter or visit Rocky on twitter @FlintstoneRocky
There's also a website www.BelindaBlinked.com and www.RockyFlintstone.com where you can discover more pieces about Rocky and Belinda. Sign up on the website and Rocky will send you extra material which has never been published. jus sayin...
Warwick said... 'So appallingly written that it almost goes full circle:... one star for this – but in many ways, a star more glorious than the constellations of far greater works of literature.'
Sarah said... 'What a great find! I had been looking for a how-to that struck a chord with me for some time. What better role model for a young woman looking to make it in the business world than Belinda, a strong, empowered career woman headed straight to the top of the pots and pans industry. This manual includes helpful tips on business attire, negotiation techniques, and teamwork building. A must-read for managers and employees alike.'
Belinda Blinked 1 is his first novel of the series and Rocky published his second, Belinda Blinked 2 in summer 2016. Belinda Blinked 3 was published in late May 2017 and since then Rocky has annually published Belinda Blinked 4 and 5 and 6. He's currently writing Belinda Blinked 8; and 9. Rocky has also self published the Belinda Blinked series as paperbacks via Amazon. These are in addition to the original e books.
October 2016 saw the publication of the collaborative effort My Dad Wrote a Porno book between some London media dudes and Rocky based on the words and podcast of Belinda Blinked 1! With rave reviews it's worth a read and is now published worldwide...
The Belinda Blinked Books 1,;2; 3; 4; 5; and 6 have been picked up by the above mentioned London media types and are being distributed as a podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno with over 330 million... yes 330,000,000 worldwide downloads which has made it an unprecedented success! Its free on your fav podcast app...
Undaunted the London Media Dudes took a lost chapter from the Belinda Blinked series on worldwide tour. USA, UK, Europe and Australia were venues. They sold out all the iconic venues such as the Sydney Opera House, New York Town Hall, The Royal Albert Hall London and The Orpheum Los Angeles. It was so good HBO have commissioned a 60 minute TV special. So if you missed the live tour why not join them for sixty minutes of sidesplitting mirth in 2019. See the podcast and book characters come to life on the stage and learn things about the human body Rocky never thought you knew..... Another world tour in 2022 is now on sale and has a similar format but with new even more dodgy material....
So why don't you buy the books, join in the fun and read along with 'team porno'?' Find the podcast on iTunes or Acast under "My Dad Wrote a Porno" Follow the buzz on twitter or visit Rocky on twitter @FlintstoneRocky
There's also a website www.BelindaBlinked.com and www.RockyFlintstone.com where you can discover more pieces about Rocky and Belinda. Sign up on the website and Rocky will send you extra material which has never been published. jus sayin...
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June 5, 2018It counts because I listened to the podcast "My Dad Wrote A Porno", right?
September 4, 2017
I didn't think Belinda Blinked 3 could be as good as books 1 and 2. I wasn't wrong -- this was next level.
Like the last two books, the writing style fits somewhere between My Immortal and Harry Potter. But the cliffhanger. Oh boy. The Cliffhanger. Jim Stirling's blue cum, the infamous plot twist from book 2, pales in comparison.
Rocky, you've truly outdone yourself. I can't wait for book/season 4.
"We're the glee team, come and get us!"
"Butch looked into her understanding"
"His foreskin went up and his foreskin went down"
"Marco Origuez was Brazilian and he knew it."
Like the last two books, the writing style fits somewhere between My Immortal and Harry Potter. But the cliffhanger. Oh boy. The Cliffhanger. Jim Stirling's blue cum, the infamous plot twist from book 2, pales in comparison.
Rocky, you've truly outdone yourself. I can't wait for book/season 4.
"We're the glee team, come and get us!"
"Butch looked into her understanding"
"His foreskin went up and his foreskin went down"
"Marco Origuez was Brazilian and he knew it."
August 25, 2024
"Marco Origuez was Brazilian... and he knew it."
Also, that cliffhanger ending. Shakespeare and Dickens could never.
Also, that cliffhanger ending. Shakespeare and Dickens could never.
September 4, 2017
Rocky is a genius
March 21, 2018
That last chapter HAS ME SHOOK!
With Belinda Blinked 3, Rocky Flintstone proves once again that he is a true-world builder, worthy of all the literature accolades in the world. Belinda Blinked 3, on a surface level, seems to follow many of the same formulas as the previous installments in the series. But, with so many more locations and an increased ensemble size, it defies the loftiest of expectations.
While the source material is better than ever, I have to admit that I didn't adore the constant advertisements in the podcast. I get the need for the trio of Alice, Jaime and James to create revenue. But one advertisement is surely enough and does it really need to be the same two-minute one very week?
Keep writing Rocky, I love you <3
With Belinda Blinked 3, Rocky Flintstone proves once again that he is a true-world builder, worthy of all the literature accolades in the world. Belinda Blinked 3, on a surface level, seems to follow many of the same formulas as the previous installments in the series. But, with so many more locations and an increased ensemble size, it defies the loftiest of expectations.
While the source material is better than ever, I have to admit that I didn't adore the constant advertisements in the podcast. I get the need for the trio of Alice, Jaime and James to create revenue. But one advertisement is surely enough and does it really need to be the same two-minute one very week?
Keep writing Rocky, I love you <3
July 7, 2019
That clitending
December 29, 2022
What is happening. Also I love it.
November 20, 2019
THAT ENDING THO
April 27, 2020
O my god. That goddamn cliffhanger has me shocked. There is a plot! Something is happening! Good thing that book 4 is already out on MDWAP, because I need to listen to that ASAP. It never happened before that the ending of a book has led me to need for the next book (well, maybe Thunderhead. The fact that I’m comparing Belinda Blinked to the Arc of a Scythe series is unbelievable).
On a side note, the books have gotten better and better. It’s still horrible written, but they are so entertaining. From the blue cum to the traveling. I’m here for it all.
On a side note, the books have gotten better and better. It’s still horrible written, but they are so entertaining. From the blue cum to the traveling. I’m here for it all.
September 4, 2017
An actual plot twist? Hell, an actual plot? Who the hell ordered that?
When Rocky Flintstone gets his Nobel (and hey, Dylan got one) this will be pointed to as the turning point in his career. It's still shit, obviously, and it's increasingly self-consciously shit, but at least he has more fun with it, and that final twist... I blinked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMug...
When Rocky Flintstone gets his Nobel (and hey, Dylan got one) this will be pointed to as the turning point in his career. It's still shit, obviously, and it's increasingly self-consciously shit, but at least he has more fun with it, and that final twist... I blinked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMug...
November 2, 2017
Best cliffhanger yet.
November 15, 2019
You know those masters of the craft? Those authors you read and just know that they're drinking from another well, opening up doors in our universe you're amazed were even there?
Then there's that dude from your high school who probably joined a frat and thinks it would be great to shake his bare ass in one of those doors.
Rocky Flintstone is a third guy who accidentally bumped in to that bare ass while bending over to pick up a quarter. But he really makes you laugh though.
Then there's that dude from your high school who probably joined a frat and thinks it would be great to shake his bare ass in one of those doors.
Rocky Flintstone is a third guy who accidentally bumped in to that bare ass while bending over to pick up a quarter. But he really makes you laugh though.
September 5, 2018
What can I say? I love me some porn, and even better if Belinda and work friends are there. If you aren't listening to My Dad Wrote a Porno, you are missing out on... well... nothing. But that's the beauty of these books. They are terribly written and jump all over the place, but somehow I've grown invested in the stories.
May 1, 2019
My favorite one yet. Many, many sections where I was laughing so hard that I was crying. This is better than any drug at making me feel amazing. Of course I am listening via the podcast 😂 good job to everyone involved!!
October 14, 2017
Again listened to as part of 'My Dad Wrote a Porno' podcast. BAd writing, rubbish characters but this time with an actual plot twist that had me wanted to read the next one so that I could find out what happened despite myself!
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November 30, 2018"Marco Origuez was Brazilian... and he knew it."
That cliffhanger ending, though. Not bad...
That cliffhanger ending, though. Not bad...
July 23, 2021
What a cliffhanger. Rocky really pulled out all the stops with this one.
January 3, 2022
Another cracker. I love Rocky.
October 3, 2024
Another excellent season on MDWAP. Learned some great new songs and cannot believe how it ends on that cliffhanger! Cannot wait to dive into book 4.
October 14, 2024
I will be frank - this podcast has me in its grasp
August 7, 2025
what a ride
May 20, 2023
And just like summer comes around, so does Belinda.
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October 12, 2023I don’t read anymore- just listen to my dad wrote a porno and stick it on Goodreads
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September 16, 2017That ending tho
September 27, 2019
The third instalment of Rocky Flintstone’s erotic series, this is just as terrible as the last two.
Belinda appears to be naked more than she is clothed, and her way of introducing herself, is through sex.
From a fancy dinner at the Duchess’ place, to a sudden change in theme at the end, this is hilarious in how dreadful it is. I swear Rocky has never actually seen a naked woman before.
Belinda appears to be naked more than she is clothed, and her way of introducing herself, is through sex.
From a fancy dinner at the Duchess’ place, to a sudden change in theme at the end, this is hilarious in how dreadful it is. I swear Rocky has never actually seen a naked woman before.
April 21, 2021
The book is horrible — the podcast is hilarious!
December 10, 2018
Please ignore this review. I devoted entirely too much of my time listening to the absurd podcast “My Dad Wrote a Porno” in which this...piece...is featured.
The only consolation prize from the time I spent listening to Belinda Blinked 1-4 is meeting my Goodreads reading challenge quota.
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The only consolation prize from the time I spent listening to Belinda Blinked 1-4 is meeting my Goodreads reading challenge quota.
😭😭
February 13, 2020
Listened to as part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' podcast. All new levels of hilariously awful. Where to begin? Distressed lettuce, Claus Bloch, conflicts of interest and a sell-out show at the O2... Ever wondered how clothes get into charity shops? Look no further than this book!
I'm still traumatised by Belinda's Spiral Staircase.
I'm still traumatised by Belinda's Spiral Staircase.
October 17, 2024
Hilariously Terrible
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