What do you get when you combine two kinky couples and an Advent calendar of naughty adult toys? Twenty-four pieces of steamy flash fiction set in the universe shared by A Collar For His Brat and His Boy Next Door.
These stories are short and spicy, each featuring an inspirational Advent treat. Written for Advent 2018.
As I was going through these deliciously naughty shorts, I realized that as much as I love Channon and his relationship with Jack, I honestly adore Ewan and the tangle he has with Nate. Day 14 was my favorite until I got to day 16, but then I loved day 18 even more than I thought I could love something. Those two just make me happy in their sexy struggle. Hot hot HOT A.F! I need more Santa Rita doms in my life, just as a general rule. Maybe I'll re-read all of Jack and Channon's relationship next year...sounds like a resolution I can go along with. Delicious!
A series of mini shorts. Excellent as ever, but I'd recommend reading the first three sets of His Boy Next Door and Volume 1 CHB, just so you know who the characters are and what's going on.
Shorts starring Jack, Channon, Nate, and Ewan in various configurations. By turns fun, funny, and creative (and hot, of course), these shorts are a great addition to the HBND/ACFHB universe and well worth the purchase price. They also give some insights into Jack and Nate’s relationship when they were younger, making this essential reading for fans of both series.
Day One: a bullet vibrator(Jack & Channon) - 4 stars Channon gets edged with a bullet vibrator at some fancy tea party with Mr White and his gang. Channon enjoyed it, and Jack called him a good boy. If only Mr White hadn't opened his stupid mouth this would've been 5 stars.
Day Two: a double cock ring(Channon & Ewan) - 5 stars Ewan makes Channon help him put on a double cock ring (as instructed by Nate, of course), and is a squirmy little shit about it. Also, they're at work. 5 stars.
Day Three: a set of Velcro wrist cuffs(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Nate calls Ewan into his office, ties his hands behind his back, and forces him under his desk while he takes a video call. Also, Jack comes into the office. Naturally, Ewan decides the best revenge is to make Nate's voice hitch by giving him a very enthusiastic blowjob.
Day Four: scratchable sex cards(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Ben got Channon scratchable sex cards for his birthday, that tell you what to do. The banter between Jack and Channon is lovely in this one, and Channon's cheek is even better. "I think... this one says 'nipple'." "Does the next one say 'clamp'?" "No. It says 'kiss'." "Does it, now?" "And this one says 'snuggle'," Channon goes on, giving Jack a wide-eyed innocent look that is as much a lie as what he says aloud. "It says, 'snuggle' and 'boyfriend' and 'sofa'."
Day Five: a G-spot finger sleeve(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Channon finds a box with a G-spot finger sleeve on the table and tells Jack they don't have a use for it, since neither of them has a vagina. Jack, obviously, accepts the challenge and teases Channon until he comes apart.
Day Six: a butt plug(Jack & Nate, circa 2001) - 3 stars This one takes place during their college days, where Nate introduces Jack to the pleasures of a butt plug. Too bad Jack was a complete asshole. "It's kinda weird to stick things in your ass." "It's just a plug, not a hamster."
Day Seven: a blindfold(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Nate blindfolds Ewan and makes him guess what things are touching his body. For every mistake and every time he bitches, he gets a whack with the cane. Nate has arranged for a really nice surprise in this scene. "What kind of towel?" "One of your bougie bamboo ones." "Bougie. I guess I am pretty fucking bougie." "You're a disgrace to the proletariat."
Day Eight: a feather tickler(Channon & Ewan) - 5 stars Nate has invited Channon over to do whatever he wants to a bound Ewan. Channon has a great time torturing Ewan, telling him how annoying he is, and trying not to get kicked in the face. So Ewan calls Channon a 'great steaming bawbag' and everyone has a good time. Except maybe Ewan. "Channon wonders. Something gentle. But not, necessarily, nice. Because Ewan is his friend, but he's also incredibly frustrating to be friends with. He bitches and moans and argues and never lets anything be easy. He needles at Channon all the time and Channon has thought it before: You really deserve some of your own medicine."
Day Nine: a G-spot vibrator(Channon) - 5 stars Kim takes Channon with her when she goes shopping for sex toys (because Jack told Channon he's an expert on 'artificial dongs'), and Channon can't handle it. At some point he's so done he yells about all the advantages of a certain toy and how much it'll please both the inside and outside of her vagina, and the whole store goes quiet. It's awesome. And then Kim takes Channon lingerie shopping because he has good taste in panties. A delightful read.
Day Ten: a vibrating double cock ring(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Jack drives Channon insane by wearing a double cock ring while fucking him, which has the added benefit of catering to Channon's size kink. Channon, of course, loves every minute of it.
Day Eleven: an over-the-door restraint tether(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Ewan was, of course, a little shit. And Nate got really horny because of it. "You were such a perfect little shit today." It also kind of turns Nate into a brat. Anyway, Nate decides Ewan needs a reward. Ewan is confused but definitely on board. "Nate," he groans, "don't." "But I want to," Nate says, like he's the brat.
Day Twelve: lace panties(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Jack has tied Channon up in public and completely loses himself in his thoughts of how perfect Channon is, and how much he loves him. There is no dialogue in this story, just Jack thinking about his perfect boy. And rewarding him.
Day Thirteen: a tongue-shaped finger sleeve(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Nate finally tricks Ewan into letting him eat him out. Nate can read Ewan like a book and give him exactly what he wants, which is perfect. "It looks like a tentacle." "Really? Isn't it too flat for a tentacle?" "I'm not a fucking marine biologist."
Day Fourteen: a cock sleeve(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Ewan absolutely refuses to top, but Nate (sort of) convinces him to let Nate use him as a human dildo anyway. Very good scene, and also somehow romantic. "Get away, you're prickling me with your hairy face!" "You love my hairy face," Nate says, scuffing his beard down Ewan's neck. Ewan makes a noise like a happy cat, and stops wriggling, letting Nate rub him up.
Day Fifteen: a set of Velcro ankle cuffs(Channon & Ewan) - 5 stars Channon is just playing with Ewan's ankle cuffs and then decides to torture Ewan a little to make him apologize. Ewan is a complete softie when it comes to Channon so he only complains a little. Enjoyable read.
Day Sixteen: nipple pasties(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Ewan takes Nate to a Halloween party and wears nipple pasties. Nate gets incredibly horny and keeps touching them. So they retreat to a bathroom, where Nate ends up with Ewan's glitter rubbed all over his front. And then he's still horny. "I said you had to wear something sexy." "You said I looked sexy in anything." "That was flirting. I was trying to get in your pants. This is different."
Day Seventeen: a ribbon-tied peekaboo thong(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Channon bought Jack a present! It's lace! And this time, Jack gets to wear it. And all Jack can think about is how much he loves Channon. It's just cheesy and I liked it.
Day Eighteen: a four-way hogtie connector(Nate & Ewan) - 5 stars Nate ties Ewan up in order to have an important conversation with him, because it's the only way to make Ewan participate. Ewan yells some stuff that accidentally makes Nate sad, and then he yells some stuff that makes Nate really happy. Typical for them, and a good read.
Day Nineteen: kegel balls(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Ben needs Channon's help finding a good anniversary present for Stacey, because apparently Kim told Ben Channon is an expert on sex toys. Jack takes over and basically bribes Ben by paying for a good present in exchange for Ben saying nice things about him to Channon's mom. It's ridiculous and it's also very romantic.
Day Twenty: a four-point massager(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Channon gives Jack a massage that makes him really horny, and he decides to use Channon to fix that problem. It's cute and Channon gets a little cheeky. Very domestic.
Day Twenty-One: a flare-based dildo(Jack & Channon) - 5 stars Jack indulges Channon's size kink by using a dildo to DP him. Channon is both very shy and very pleased. I really like how Jack has no insecurities whatsoever about Channon's size kink, and just indulges it whenever he can.
Day Twenty-Two: under-mattress restraint straps(Channon & Ewan) - 5 stars Ewan needs Channon's help moving his mattress so he can install his new restraint straps. They end up teasing and frolicking and confessing lots of feelings because Channon is a sap. Absolutely awesome story.
Day Twenty-Three: a cock stroker(Jack & Nate, circa 2001) - 2 stars I know this is part of their past, but Jack is such a fucking dick to Nate and Nate deserves so much better. I just can't really enjoy these glimpses of the past because I'll never understand why they're still even friends. This story in particular is just really... sad. "Jack is a dick. Jack is a colossal dick, and Nate loves him anyway, but it's unhealthy for Jack to get what he wants, all of the time."
Day Twenty-Four: a clitoral vibrator(Jack & Channon) - 4 stars Jack is teasing Channon in public, but Channon is really not into it. Then Channon safewords and Jack reacts exactly the way he should. I do think he should have noticed earlier, because Channon cannot hide his feelings at all. But still, he was good with calming Channon down and making him feel good again.
A highly entertaining collection of kinky shorts from the 'Collar' and 'Boy next Door' Series. Each one was wonderfully hot and I wondered where some were going to go! Some items did not initially seem like they were going to be a very kinky tale - but RJ always brings the goods!!
funn!! this is just like a collection of short fics about these two couples, there's really not enough substance to it, but it was cute and fun and fluffy and smutty i had a GREAT time
This is so fun, I can't believe I forgot about it!
A fun series of shorts about Jack, Channon, Nate, and Ewan in various configurations. It's more enjoyable if you know the characters, but could be read as a standalone.