Dad Jokes: Valentine's Day Gift Book

by Ralph Lane

Valentine’s Day comes once a year, but the laughter doesn’t have to stop there. Discover 76 family-friendly jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes, and funny poems, accompanied by playful illustrations. It’s a Valentine’s Day gift your loved ones can enjoy long after the chocolates are gone. This book is made for sharing laughs across generations—from kids and teens to parents and grandparents. Anyone who enjoys playful humor will appreciate this witty gift.

• Laugh until your sides ache with these timeless dad jokes that will never go out of style.
• Share the joy and love with your father, mother, sweetheart, brother, uncle, grandpa, sister, friend, neighbor, or colleague.
• Experience twice the fun with illustrated jokes that will make your heart melt like Valentine’s Day chocolate.
• Give the gift of laughter for Valentine’s Day or any occasion that calls for a smile.
• Why give the fleeting gift of flowers when you can give lasting laughs with jokes, puns, and poems?
• Ralph Lane, also known as The King of Dad Jokes, creates holiday gift books and dad joke collections.
• Enjoy a few jokes together or send your special someone a gift filled with smiles.

Ralph’s books make cheerful gifts year-round and fun alternatives to greeting cards. Why settle for a greeting card with one joke when you can give a whole book filled with jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes, and funny poems? Pick up your copy of Dad Valentine’s Day Gift Book by Ralph Lane. It lasts longer than flowers, costs less than jewelry, and has 100% fewer calories than Valentine’s chocolates. While you’re at it, treat yourself to a few laughs, too.

Discover more seasonal smiles in Ralph Lane’s collection of holiday joke books and gift books.

Genres: Jokes, Humor, Holiday, Teen, School

40 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 26, 2018

About the author

As the King of Comedy, I take my title very unseriously. All joking aside... is something I never say. In fact jokes keep us humble. Every house should have a small to large library of joke books to lighten the mood when things start to get too serious. Specifically, it is essential to have a joke book somewhere near the toilet in each bathroom where light reading material comes in handy.

Reviews

[Robin Morgan · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read this book via an Amazon KINDLE Unlimited download.

Being a romance author, I felt the need to begin getting in the mood for Valentine’s Day, at the same time by inner-child wanted to satisfy its desire to read something new. So, in my search on Amazon, I found this book by Ralph Lane, “Dad Jokes: Valentine's Day Gift Book,” which happened to satisfy both of my needs.

Valentine’s Day, isn’t it the day which we as adults think about romance and our love for our dear OHs [other half]? And as children, didn’t we love hearing and telling jokes and riddles about almost everything there is, which is why I’ve loved reading the sweet, innocent nature of what this book contains and seeing the small illustrations which enhance each item.

Example: Q: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: She’ll “dessert” you.

Q: Why shouldn’t marry a tennis player?
A: Because “love” means nothing to them.

As children, most of us wouldn’t have understood the subtle meaning of the above items. While I’d have wanted the book to contain more jokes, riddles and quatrains [4-line poems], I still giving this book 5 STARS.

[Ron · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love the illustrations with this joke book. It reminds me of the old Valentines Day cards we used to exchange in elementary school. This would make a good joke book for kids or fun joke book for adults.

[Kevin Purdy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I didn't think that Ralph could top his original book, "Dad Jokes Gift Book" that came out on Father's Day 2018. But then he published the "Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book" and now the "Dad Jokes Valentine's Day Gift Book." Each one of them is a gem, and the illustrations put them head-and-shoulders above the other dad joke books out there.

[Gift Baskets · Rating 5 out of 5]

Keep your flowers and chocolates. My favorite Valentine's Day gift is a book of Valentine jokes by Ralph Lane. I especially like this Valentine's Day joke book because it's illustrated and has lots of really funny jokes!!

[Susan · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book reminded me so much of exchanging Valentine's Day cards in elementary school. I literally almost started crying when I saw some of the Valentine jokes that reminded me of the cute but corny Valentine cards. The illustrations were nostalgically fun too.

[Curly Revisiting Classics · Rating 5 out of 5]

I bet you're wondering why Curly Classics is reading a joke book. Well, first of all, it was a Valentine gift from a friend. Secondly, Ralph Lane books are classics... in the world of joke books. And finally, this book was funner'n a party in the library.

[Judy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Forget the chocolates & flowers. The best way to anyone's heart is with joke books. (-:

[Tia Esperanza · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the best Valentine's Day book gift for nephews and nieces. They love the jokes, & it encourages them to read, so it's a win-win. Plus, it's an inexpensive Valentine present.

[Tina T · Rating 5 out of 5]

I like the paperback version of this Valentine joke book better than the e-book.

[Ted · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the fourth Ralph Lane joke book that I've received as a gift in the past year. I also got one on Halloween, Christmas, and my birthday. Someone knows what I like!!!

[Rory · Rating 5 out of 5]

I got this book on Valentine's Day, from my girlfriend. She knows the best way to my heart is through my funny bone. I loved it!!!! Okay, not EVERY joke was hilarious, but they were all funny and some of them were knee slappers.

[Kim · Rating 5 out of 5]

This dad joke book makes the best light-hearted gift for Valentine's Day. It's like sending over 100 humorous Valentine cards in one book. Hey, that's an idea. I may just cut out the pages and send them to friends and family. Much cheaper than expensive greeting cards.

[Tina T · Rating 5 out of 5]

Every year, I get chocolate as a Valentine's Day gift, and every year I throw half of the chocolates away for various reasons. This year I got the hilarious Valentines Day gift book, and I loved it. I have added to my list of Valentine's Day presents to get for people.

[Lexi Cohen · Rating 5 out of 5]

I already had Ralph Lane's Halloween joke book and birthday gift book, so I knew his jokes were hilarious. I got those two books as gifts, but I purchased this one on my own. It's better than chocolates and darned near as good as a diamond ring.

[Molly · Rating 5 out of 5]

Move over chocolate, jewelry and flowers. This is the Valentine's Day gift most people really want. It's funny, it's illustrated and it lasts forever... and it's a lot cheaper than diamonds.

[Sadie · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm halfway through this joke book for Valentine's Day, and I had to stop because I was laughing so hard. Usually dad jokes seem corny to me, but these are hilarious jokes with cute illustrations.