In "Have a Word, Ref!", we have collected the very best of Sunday League referees' report cards together for the first time, documenting some of the most outrageous and amusing incidents from the great game: from the player who threw his false leg at the referee after he was sent-off to the disgruntled team captain who drove his transit van on to the field of play and chased the referee across a field before crashing his van into a ditch. Fully integrated, with a foreword by Capital Radio's Johnny Vaughan, this is a book about fat blokes who believe they can play like Wayne Rooney but who, more often than not end up being sent off like Wayne Rooney.